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The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby agoraoptera on Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:52 pm

As posited by agoraoptera, AMimsyBorogove and Guyshane.

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Snowflame pilots the Mechagodzilla as part of the Cocaine Resistance against the Grayface Space Nazis who are attempting to eradicate all forms of enjoyment. Gaston is a Grayface ace pilot, Snowflame's archnemesis and pilots the Mecha-Ghidorah. The Cocaine Resistance is spearheaded by Luke Skywalker and Captain Nemo (the Force is now a banned recreational activity) and the Grayface is led by the mysterious Khan, with his subordinates The Major and Starscream. Starscream is sent as a double agent to the Cocaine Resistance, pretending to defect.

Mid-series/story, a third faction appears. NERV and the Novus Orbis Librarium (NOL) have merged to form the NERVOL, attempting to bring about a Black Beast Instrumentality. NERVOL's leaders include Gendo Ikari, Chairman Durandal and the Imperator. NERVOL fears Snowflame will bring about a Cocaine Instrumentality. Around this point, a mysterious force of ELS-esque mecha-bees appear and attack all sides, for all intents and purposes appearing as hostile aliens controlled by the Emperor Palpatine. The Bees are secretly master-minded by Arakune from NERVOL and Swarm from Grayface, who wish to bring about their own Bee-strumentality. Starscream betrays Grayface and joins NERVOL.

Later on, NERVOL and Grayface merge to form Anti-Cocaine, but Arakune and Swarm come up with a big reveal, Palpatine is shown to be a bee-controlled figurehead, resulting in a three-way mecha space battle between the Cocaine Resistance, the Anti-Cocaine and the Bees. Starscream is revealed to have been working for the Bees all along. This battle comes at a critical moment when Snowflame attempts to carry out the Cocaine Instrumentality, but is interrupted by the Bees.

Khan is revealed to be Snowflame's son and Khan killed Gaston's parents in the past, resulting in Gaston hatching an incredibly convoluted plan to infiltrate Khan's military and assassinate him. Gaston knows of Khan's heritage, thus explaining his more-than-nemesis-hate for Snowflame, whilst Snowflame hates Khan for banning cocaine. Gendo Ikari backstabs Khan at the crucial moment because Khan killed his wife. It is then revealed that Gendo Ikari is Gaston's father; ie, Gaston is Shinji Ikari.

The Major is also revealed to be a defective clone of Gendo Ikari. Originally, Gendo tried to splice himself and attempt to clone his wife back into existence. The Major was the defective result and Gendo decided to use him to infiltrate Grayface operations. Gendo has an army's worth of self-clones, forming the bulk of his forces, a la Gaga Forces.

This results in a three way struggle between Gendo, now having assumed direct control of both NERVOL and Grayface, the Bees, and Snowflame to determine the nature of Instrumentality. Will the collective unconsciousness of Humanity merge? Will they all be high when they do so? Or will they all be bees?
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:05 am

what
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby RotavatoR on Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:38 am

...
Oh!
I get it now :mrgreen:
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby Victin on Mon Jul 01, 2013 11:14 am

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:what
Dolphins are some of the smartest animals, yes, but by human standards… Let's say you should praise the god that forces them to stay handless and underwater.
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby Dihydrogen_Monoxide on Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:44 am

Victin wrote:
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:what
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby JRPictures on Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:06 am

...I'm not sure what I just read.


BUT IT WAS AWESOME. CRAZY AWESOME

What we have here is some strange mix of anime, EVA, Transformers, Star Wars and other stuff I'm not familiar with.

And that is great
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:49 pm

I think you forgot Star Trek, Blazblue, DC Comics, Godzilla, the works of Jules Verne, and the Disney animated version of Beauty and the Beast, as well as probably a few other things even I'M forgetting.

Also, glad you approve. :3
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby JRPictures on Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:07 am

AMimsyBorogove wrote:I think you forgot Star Trek, Blazblue, DC Comics, Godzilla, the works of Jules Verne, and the Disney animated version of Beauty and the Beast, as well as probably a few other things even I'M forgetting.

Also, glad you approve. :3

Well I was partially successful even though I have no idea what BazBlue is and have never read Jules Verne's books.
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby RotavatoR on Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:17 am

NO-ONE can be in a story with comic book characters and weird Japanese stuff LIKE GASTON!
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby JRPictures on Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:27 am

RotavatoR wrote:NO-ONE can be in a story with comic book characters and weird Japanese stuff LIKE GASTON!

But isn't Gaston a douche?

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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby TheJester on Fri Jul 12, 2013 4:46 pm

After reading this I have come to the conclusion that I may have been drugged...
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby Scarab on Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:40 pm

TheJester wrote:After reading this I have come to the conclusion that I may have been drugged...


Oh good, it wasn't just me...
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby JRPictures on Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:59 pm

TheJester wrote:After reading this I have come to the conclusion that I may have been drugged...

Oh yeah. Didn't you see the shrooms in the corner?

They taste like chocolate....
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby Scarab on Sat Jul 13, 2013 7:05 am

JRPictures wrote:
TheJester wrote:After reading this I have come to the conclusion that I may have been drugged...

Oh yeah. Didn't you see the shrooms in the corner?

They taste like chocolate....


8D CHOCOLATE!
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:38 pm

Scarab wrote:
JRPictures wrote:
TheJester wrote:After reading this I have come to the conclusion that I may have been drugged...

Oh yeah. Didn't you see the shrooms in the corner?

They taste like chocolate....


8D CHOCOLATE!


Specifically, WHAT kind of Chocolate?
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby JRPictures on Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:52 am

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
8D CHOCOLATE!


Specifically, WHAT kind of Chocolate?[/quote]
Normal chocolate

What other kind of chocolate do you it would be?
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:46 am

JRPictures wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
8D CHOCOLATE!


Specifically, WHAT kind of Chocolate?

Normal chocolate

What other kind of chocolate do you it would be?[/quote]

Reese Pieces, Dairy Milk, Mars, Kit Kat, Toblerone, Smarties, M and Ms, etc, etc.
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby JRPictures on Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:01 am

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
JRPictures wrote:
What other kind of chocolate do you it would be?


Reese Pieces, Dairy Milk, Mars, Kit Kat, Toblerone, Smarties, M and Ms, etc, etc.

Well looks like we have a master here.
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby Dryunya on Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:50 am

I didn't even get half of the references. :?
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby JRPictures on Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:44 am

Dryunya wrote:I didn't even get half of the references. :?

Hey, neither did I. It's still impressive even if you don't get it all.
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Re: The Greatest Idea of Our Time

Postby SpiritfChaos on Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:18 am

I saw Snowflame and was consumed with rage.
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