by AMimsyBorogove on Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:08 am
Toss. Toss. Creak. Creak. The assassin idly tossed the apple into the air yet again, allowing himself to sink into the bed of hay beneath him. Granted, the cart upon which he was currently riding had originally just been meant to carry feed for the many horses of the Sparton expedition, but it made a fine enough bed, albeit an itchy one. Even through his ridiculously over the top layers of clothing, he could still faintly feel the prickling of the stiff hay beneath him.
What... a pain... Neiross thought, shutting his eyes and catching the apple in his gloved hand. They could at least have arranged for a more comfortable transport. Like one with cushions. Or a roof. Ah, damn, that sun is so bright, and that left wheel and its incessant creaking every fifth rotation is driving me mad. Maybe I should move to a different cart... No, that's too much of a bother. They'd probably just make me do something if I actually got up, anyway. Ah, what a pain. I can't even sleep like this. Cracking a tired azure eye open, Neiross gazed down blankly at the apple in his hand, like he was trying to consume it with his mind without actually having to move at all. Well, actually, that wasn't just "like" what he was doing, that was exactly what he was doing.
I suppose I should eat this, He thought tiredly. But I'd have to take off my mask. I'd have to use... buckles. Besides, if I take it off, I'll probably just get hay in my mouth. Not... worth it. He sighed, and tossed the apple once more, shutting his eyes, only to be met with a sudden cry of surprise and pain from above. "Hmm?" He mumbled aloud, squinting as a shadow fell across his vision, only to find his eyes met with an angry pair of hazel ones, one of which was only just opening again as a hand fell across the white skin just above it. Long, chestnut hair fluttered in the breeze, its serenity clashing greatly with the wrathful expression of the face of its fuming owner.
"Oh," The assassin mumbled. "It's you. You should be more watchful of where you're going. A lack of awareness could end up allowing an arrow to hit you instead of an-" He was abruptly cut by an armored boot to the gut, knocking the wind out of his lungs. He raised an eyebrow, nonplussed. "It's rude to interrupt people," He added, sounding just a little bit miffed over his overwhelming apathy. The young woman standing over him, her flowing scarlet raiments sweeping out around her like a storm cloud, simply gave him a glare that, he mused, probably was the closest thing he'd ever seen to a lethal look. "Oh? You seem angry about something. You should really relax, or else all that stress might make your hair turn w-" Once again, a steely foot digging into his solar plexus cut him off, and he gave a somewhat annoyed expression. "No, seriously, stop doing that. It's becoming rather troublesome."
"What. Are. You. Doing...?" The young officer hissed. Neiross could swear that he saw an aura of fire burning around her as she spoke, trying in vain to maintain the composure she'd already lost long ago. Oh, dear. It seems she's angry. I suppose this means I won't be able to get my nap. Damn.
"Well," he replied calmly, tossing the apple again. The woman standing over him gave a cry of surprise and rage, ducking backward as the fruity projectile nearly struck her in the face again. For her efforts, however, she was only rewards by tumbling head-over-heels into a pile of hay. Neiross was content to ignore the scream of rage emanating from the grass across from him, and simply caught his fruit, lounging against the railing of the cart. "I believe what I was doing should be obvious. I was just trying to get my early afternoon nap."
"Your WHAT?!" His rather livid conversational partner roared, equal parts disbelief and fury painting themselves across her features. Oh, my. What a frightening face. It's almost as frightening as manjuu. I mean seriously, who makes a desert pastry that's like a giant insect egg, anyway? And that gruesome jelly filling... It's like biting into a- His train of thought was, however, interrupted by another furious kick at his gut as his rather temperamental employer rose suddenly from the hay across from him, lashing out as she was ought to. This time, the assassin actually bothered to casually roll out of the way, and his rather troublesome assailant's armored boot instead simply took a rather large chunk out of the side of the cart. She stumbled, overstepping herself, and falling out of the slowly moving wagon, landing flat on her face by the side of the road. A certain apple dropped out of the air and landed on her head a few moments later.
"Oh. Are you alright? More importantly, did you manage to catch my apple?" Neiross asked, slowly standing and sliding his now empty hands into his pockets. He watched sadly as the apple rolled slowly across the ground, and was promptly stomped into tiny pieces by the hooves of the horse pulling the next cart down. "How unfortunate. I was hoping to eat that. Probably," Neiross sighed sadly, and dropped from the cart. He supposed he could have actually raised one of his hands out of his pockets to help his livid employer stand up, but that would have been too troublesome. Besides, she'd probably had just used it to throw him off the bridge they were currently traveling across. Captain... Err, what was her name again? Neiross couldn't remember. For convenience's sake, he'd just call her "Captain Stick-Up-The-Ass, bane of all napping." In any case, she was just temperamental like that, and, as it would be a pain if his fabulous, precious coat got wet, he'd rather not risk a sudden plunge over the side.
"WHAT. THE. HELL?!" The captain screamed, rising to her feet with righteous fury painted across her features. "What the hell kind of mercenary ARE you, anyway?! I thought you were supposed to be some sort of legendary assassin, yet all I'm seeing is the most useless, lazy bum I've ever had the displeasure of working with! You're supposed to be in the vanguard, damnit, and yet you're just lounging around in the baggage train NAPPING?!"
"I do believe that sums it up, yes. Why? Is that a problem?" He ducked the sudden punch at his face, and continued as though he hadn't noticed it. "You don't succeed at life unless you take it one step at a time... With plenty of naps in between." Darting to the side, he smiled cheerfully as the captain's fist impacted with the already shattered cart railing, punching straight through it. She grimaced, trying to withdraw her arm, only to find that it was stuck. "Now, see here. This is what happens if you don't relax. You'll just end up hurting yourself, and going to unnesecary lengths all for nothing. You should just remain calm, take it easy, and act only when your goal is actually in sight instead of bothering unnecessarily with a bunch of things that aren't really all that important anyway. Like vanguards, for example. We're on a bridge, in case you hadn't noticed, with all of our military forces marching at the front. Why exactly do we need a special 'vanguard' when we already have our entire army at the front, anyway? In any case, I'm an assassin, not a frontline soldier. Why would I be in the vanguard, of all places? I'm not even an actual member of your army. The only reason I'm here is to catch my target, get paid, and then go back to the many more important things I still have to do. Like napping."
"Not a frontline soldier, my ass!" The captain roared, a hateful sneer coming across her features. It didn't take a genius to figure out what she was referring to. "Don't be witty with me, Wind of Death, Neiross. I'm not a fool. I've done my research on you, and, although I never expected that you'd be such a worthless sloth, I know all about certain incidents, like what you did at the battle of Tel-Avir. In fact, there's hardly a soldier in this expeditionary force who doesn't remember that, and, more importantly, who doesn't remember those swords of yours, Olympion."
.....
The field of Tel-Avir was dead, in more ways than one. Lifeless, barren rock spread into more lifeless, barren rock, not a shade of green to be seen for miles. The ground stank as scarlet ran slowly across its surface, although whether this was just the light of the rising crimson moon or the blood staining every inch of the stone beneath his boots, Neiross couldn't entirely be sure. A vermillion haze spread across the sky as clouds of smoke rose slowly up from the wreckage of what had once been an outpost of the dissident Sparton faction, flames snapping and crackling quietly amidst the ruins as they slowly died out, quenched by the sea of gore spread across the entire battlefield. Bodies lay side by side, forming a rough ring around a single point, growing thicker and thicker as they drew closer to the center. Fallen weapons of every shape and size littered the ground, stuck point-first into the earth below as though to form a mock-cemetery for those who had wielded them. Many of these blades were driven through the very soldiers who had used them, who lay lifelessly upon the cold, dead ground.
As the scarlet moon rose high over the field, it painted the last two figures standing on that hellish landscape with its blood-red light. Slowly rising from atop a hill of swords and their deceased wielders, the assassin's enemy rose, blood dripping from his tattered cloak and from the curved blade in his hand. And yet, at a glance, the Wind of Death could tell that none of that scarlet claret was his own.
So this... this was the rumored "Beast of Impossibility," the man who had single-handedly slain the fledgeling Sparton Seperatists' army in a single day.
It was going to be a long, long night.
.....
Blinking back to the present, Neiross gave a wry smile, the ringing of clashing swords still fresh in his ears from that battle all those years ago. "Well, that explains the dirty looks people were giving me up until now. Or perhaps they were just jealous of my wardrobe?" He said sarcastically as the captain continued tugging on her arm as she glared up at the tall assassin. "But, it doesn't really matter, anyway. I've had enough of that job, especially after Tel-Avir. Oh, and by the way?" He smiled beneath his mask. "You do realize that cart's still moving, right?" The captain had just enough time to raise an eyebrow before she noticed that, indeed, the slow moving wagon in which her arm was stuck was, in fact, still moving, pulling her slowly across the ground. The last thing the assassin heard from her was several loud profanities as she disappeared into the distance. Neiross sighed, rubbing his forehead. It was going to be a long, troublesome job if all his employers were so temperamental. Who'd have thought that simply hunting down a "dangerous deserter" would result in such a pain in the neck? Or, the solar plexus, as the case happened to be.
"I'm not getting paid enough for this," Neiross sighed lazily.
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