STORY POST - SPARTON CARAVANBGM: Broken Moon - Kitsune Workshop ~ Fox FactoryThere was only a split second of warning before it happened.
Just as the assassin reached the front of the caravan, the ambush was suddenly sprung. Neiross' eyes widened slightly as he realized, to his surprise, that even his keen senses had failed to perceive the enemy coming. This was all the time he had before, with a tremendous flurry of movement like a blizzard of diamond dust, the ocean mist beneath the bridge erupted upward in a vast whirlwind, an unexpected wall of bizarre fog suddenly blocking off the Spartons' path. A rumbling like an earthquake resounded across the waters, and, carried by an unseen shockwave, the ocean around the bridge suddenly went wild, rushing outward in all directions as though a bomb had just gone off right beneath the stone edifice upon which the army had been marching up until that point. But the water was far from the only thing affected, for at the same time, the entire front battalions of the caravan were literally picked up off their feet as a tremendous tremor shook the bridge, nearly causing it to collapse beneath them. The men staggered and fell, and the horses stumbled about and collapsed in a confused mass of dropping bodies and panicking horseflesh. Fairy lights gleamed triumphantly amidst the mist, and, as the one army collapsed, another far stranger than it began to take shape in silhouette amidst the magic curtain that had suddenly appeared. A sudden crack flashed across the midday full moon, and the immaterial power that shrouded their attackers slowly began to coalesce into a more tangible form. Although the figures within the mist were a devilish lot, many more closely resembling beasts, spirits, or household appliances than they did Humans, the mist itself took on three much more Human shapes - that is, save for the horns sprouting from the heads of each of these fay generals.
Neiross held his footing, taking a step back and bracing himself against the trembling bridge, even as men and beasts fell around him. As the last of the strange mist vanished, the assassin raised an eyebrow. What sort of creatures were these, anyway? Amidst the enemy, he picked out such oddities as a giant spider with the head of an ox, a blazing cart wheel with a man's head at the center, and a bright purple umbrella adorned with a giant red eye and a massive, lolling tongue at its head, while where its handle should have been was instead a Human foot. But perhaps most bizarre of the lot were the three beings at the head of the unnatural band.
The most noticeable was a giant of a man, standing at least seven feet tall, with a build that could most closely be compared, perhaps, to an ogre. His skin was a dark shade somewhere between a bronze color and scarlet red, while his hair, which spiked up wildly in an unkempt mass, was a stark white, a color matched by his eyes, which seemed from first glance to lack pupils entirely. From the very center of his forehead sprouted a single, conical horn. His attire was a dark blue robe, like that of some kind of monk, but over this he wore armor as black as midnight. In one hand, he carried a triple-balled flail of sorts. Yet, its design was quite bizarre indeed. One head was spherical, the next cuboid, and the last shaped, of all things, like a pair of square-based pyramids affixed together at their bases, the one facing upward and the other pointing down. In the other, he held a giant black-on-blue buckler shield, adorned with an emblem of a cracked full moon, much like the one that had appeared just now in the heavens. His arms were spread wide, and standing amidst his mammoth embrace were his two compatriots.
On the left stood a small, almost childish figure, clad in a bright scarlet yukata, over which she wore a set of darker crimson armor, designed in a clearly oriental style and made from interwoven reeds overlaid with red steel. Her skin was pale, and her form lithe and petite, standing in stark contrast to her gigantic comrade, as did her gleaming golden eyes and flowing hair of the same hue. A single fang poked out from behind her grinning lips, forming a somewhat more subtle clue to her inhuman nature than the large horns sprouting one from above each ear, curving only slightly as they protruded straight outward to either side of her. The only thing she carried was a giant gourd hung from a chain around her belt, from which she took what might as well have been a single continuous draft of what was clearly alcohol, stopping her binge only to rear back her head and let out an occasional raucous, drunken laugh.
The final member of the unusual trio was a little more dignified than her two fellows, neither quite so fearsome as her male escort, nor so clearly wild as her younger fellow. Standing on the right of the giant man, she gave a somewhat haughty grin, sweeping back her long, dark hair to reveal a single horn pointing straight up from her forehead, much like that of the male entity. Her skin was somewhere between her two comrades, giving her perhaps the most normal appearance of the group. Her wardrobe was made up of a rather fancy red-on-white kimono and hakama, over which she wore a flowing crimson haori. At her side was sheathed a samurai-like daisho set of matching swords, while in her upraised hand was a truly gigantic red dish of sake, from which she took several casual sips, standing in direct contrast to the reckless gulps of her younger fellow. This last being seemed to be the leader, for it was her who spoke, breaking the stunned silence at last.
"WELCOME! You've just entered the territory of our ancient clan, the Midnight Legion of the Shattered Moon!" She bellowed, her voice sweeping over the army she'd just knocked down with her mere entrance. "You, Spartons! Why have you partaken of our tribute without awaiting our arrival?!"
"Nobody passhesh without payin' the - *hic* - toll~!" The younger being added in slurred tones between gulps of liquor and hiccups.
"INDEED!" The gigantic man concurred, his ringing voice louder than either of his fellows combined. "The sin you have committed cannot be forgiven!"
"Those who are unwilling to share their prized drink with us are unworthy of passing OUR bridge! For your rudeness, we'll punish you here!" The older woman continued, drawing the longer of her twin swords and pointing it defiantly at the Sparton army. "You who cherish battle above all else, let's see how strong you really are! But first, know who you're up against."
"I, the general Ibaraki-Doji!" The giant man declared.
"I's Kanakuma-Doji," The drunkard added quietly.
"And I am Torakuma-Doji!" The sword-wielding woman finished.
"Together, we are three of the servants of the great Shuten-Doji of Mt. Ooe of the Kingdom of Unigarond! And now, in the name of our pride, we will turn you back here and now for your insolence! No one refuses to grant us tribute and passes our bridge!" Ibaraki-Doji finished. The parade of a thousand demons behind them gave a mighty cheer, and swiftly assembled into a mockery of military formation. The stunned Spartons, realizing they were being challenged to a fight, swiftly rose and assumed a formation of their own atop the vast, broad bridge. Neiross, being perhaps the only man who'd remained standing at the very front, found himself suddenly standing several meters ahead of the assembled army.
Damn. I suppose this means I won't be able to just walk away. And, with powers like those... Sigh. I guess I'll have to draw one of my swords, he thought tiredly, placing a hand on Colada as he glanced apathetically at the group in front of him.
"Great," He mumbled. "I came up to the front to avoid the battle-hungry drunkards, but it seems like I just found some new ones. What a pain."
"Hey, hey, you seem awfully confident!" Torakuma-Doji called, stepping forward and raising her sword. "You look important, too. Alright, then! The first person I beat up for disrespecting us Oni will be you!"
Oni? Well, now, that's problematic. But, that does explain a few things. Like that unusual mist... But, in that case, I don't see any way to defeat them permanently. As fun as this is going to be, I really hate battles with enemies who break the world to make themselves unstoppable. Damn. This is just like that time. Sighing resignedly, Neiross drew the shimmering black blade of Colada, and a faint ripple spread out through the air around him, as though the weapon's mere passage through the air had been enough to leave a vacuum in its wake, drawing in all of the nearby air and compressing it into a literally tangible boundary all around him.
"Hey, hey, sis, he's not Human," The little drunkard observed, the slurring in her voice inexplicably vanishing. Selective inebriation? Really? Well, they were Oni, so he supposed it wasn't too much of a stretch, from what little he'd heard. Still didn't make this situation any less of a bother.
"You're right," Torakuma-Doji said, excitement appearing across her face. "Hey! You! You look pretty strong. I think I'll give you the once in a lifetime opportunity of going one-on-one against me! If you win, I'll give you... uh... this dish of sake, here!"
"But I don't want to go drinking with you," Neiross objected tiredly.
"Well, then, too bad! An Oni's invitation is one you can't refuse! Now have at you! I'll beat you without even spilling a drop of this sake!"
"Sigh. What a pain," Neiross said, inexplicably saying the word "sigh" instead of just sighing, just for variety's sake. Either that, or he was too lazy to exert himself to the point of making a major intake of breath. "Fine. Let's just get this over with."
"Everyone! Attack! But leave the strong ones to us!" Ibaraki-Doji bellowed. The legion of bizarre spirits rushed forward, and the Spartons, ignoring all orders given them at the prospect of a battle with such interesting adversaries, dropped into a similar rush. The two forces split around a small area at the center of the bridge, where stood the three Oni facing off with the assassin. In an instant, the din of battle broke out all around, and, at the same time, Torakuma-Doji charged at the apathetic blue-haired man, moving at remarkable speeds.
Within a matter of seconds, the orderly Sparton caravan had turned into a wild, chaotic, and completely senseless fight, all for the sake of liquor.
Why was Neiross not surprised in the least?
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Enemy StatsGeneral Stats The enemy army consists entirely of a random assortment of Youkai. Basically, knock yourselves out. Everything from Raijuu to Karakasa is here for you to fight.
The main enemies will be the three Oni. As a general rule, they have the power to control their Night Parade, as well as the ability to assume a form made from mist. Their physical stats are peerless, with super strength, super speed, and super endurance as a general rule. Also, by changing their supernatural Oni mist, they can create magic explosions. Essentially, though, even when hit, they can scatter their form into mist and reform later, making actually beating them... troublesome, at best. Your best approach would probably be to either probe them for weaksauce weaknesses, or to try and negotiate, although tiring them out is also a possibility.
Specific StatsIbaraki-Doji: The strongest of the three Oni. His magic attacks and speed aren't quite on the same level as either of them, but a single punch from him could probably shatter every bone in the body of even the most skilled Sparton soldier, while his flail is massively devastating in the sorts of damage it can dish out. His tower shield, meanwhile, will be very, very difficult to bypass, due to its massive size, his overwhelming strength, and the fact that simply getting close to him will be a challenge. Likely, he'll be the enemy of Maliborn.
Kanakuma-Doji: The most magically powerful of the three Oni. Capable of manipulating her form at will, she can use her ability to transform to become a gigantic, fantastically strong entity, or, on the other hand, to divide herself into countless tiny copies, or other such strange tactics. She can also turn the sake she drinks from her gourd into fire, and has a vast array of magic bombs and explosions to deploy in battle. Likely, she'll be going up against Blurred's character.
Torakuma-Doji: The fastest Oni, and the most dextrous. Capable of moving at truly tremendous speeds, by using her mist on her sword, she can create tremendously destructive Sword Lines, Sword Beams, and Razor Wind. On top of this, she's a tremendously nimble fighter, and skilled enough to duel one-handed, very likely on par with
Neiross, who despite his laziness is an incredibly good duelist, while simultaneously holding her sake in the other hand without even spilling it. THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS. HER SAKE NOT EVEN DROP. Anyway, most likely, she'll be going up against Neiross.
Everything Else: As I said above. Youkai mooks. Youkai mooks everywhere. Knock yourselves out, people, although defeating the Oni is key to winning the battle. Remember, though, killing them outright isn't exactly going to be an option, considering their ability to dissipate their form. Search for weaksauce weaknesses, try to negotiate somehow, or win through a struggle of attrition, somehow outlasting their endurance, but don't expect them to die, even if you kill them.
HAVE FUN.
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