Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby Sicon112 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:44 pm

Because I can't let my little brother show me up in awesomeness, I just added another epic picture to my post.
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby NeverSlender on Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:46 pm

My post is pretty much done in my head, I'm just waiting for Xana to post his plot movement.
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:50 pm

NeverSlender wrote:My post is pretty much done in my head, I'm just waiting for Xana to post his plot movement.

Xana isn't here, I would do it myself, but Xana has some specific monsters in mind, I think.
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby Sicon112 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:54 pm

Victin wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:My post is pretty much done in my head, I'm just waiting for Xana to post his plot movement.

Xana isn't here, I would do it myself, but Xana has some specific monsters in mind, I think.


He said he would be back soon, and my bro and I need to leave for a bit too, so this works out OK. In the meantime, enjoy this picture of Sabrac looking down on all of you while wreathed in flames. (can also be found in my latest post)

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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby Pixelmage on Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:55 pm

Victin wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:My post is pretty much done in my head, I'm just waiting for Xana to post his plot movement.

Xana isn't here, I would do it myself, but Xana has some specific monsters in mind, I think.


Any humanoids? I surely hope so... Also...
Sabrac and Marisa... You're still not as awesome as a flying cow. <---(Jealous of the awesome posts). :lol:
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:56 pm

Pixelmage wrote:
Victin wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:My post is pretty much done in my head, I'm just waiting for Xana to post his plot movement.

Xana isn't here, I would do it myself, but Xana has some specific monsters in mind, I think.


Any humanoids? I surely hope so... Also...
Sabrac and Marisa... You're still not as awesome as a flying cow. <---(Jealous of the awesome posts). :lol:


I SO should have sparked that cow... :|
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:00 pm

Pixelmage wrote:
Victin wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:My post is pretty much done in my head, I'm just waiting for Xana to post his plot movement.

Xana isn't here, I would do it myself, but Xana has some specific monsters in mind, I think.


Any humanoids? I surely hope so... Also...
Sabrac and Marisa... You're still not as awesome as a flying cow. <---(Jealous of the awesome posts). :lol:

I want to put some humanoids in, but I'm not sure what exactly are the things he wants to put in. Also, I finished my history homework. Yay! :mrgreen:
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby Guyshane on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:01 pm

AMimsyBorogove wrote:
I SO should have sparked that cow... :|[/quote]


Maybe you still can. We don't know what happened to the cow after you dodged it
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby Pixelmage on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:04 pm

Guyshane wrote:
AMimsyBorogove wrote:I SO should have sparked that cow... :|



Maybe you still can. We don't know what happened to the cow after you dodged it


It went towards Finch... He dodged it in a panic. It must still be nearby. Because, you know... Of course it survived Sabrac's Inferno unscratched.
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby Guyshane on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:06 pm

Pixelmage wrote:
Guyshane wrote:
AMimsyBorogove wrote:I SO should have sparked that cow... :|



Maybe you still can. We don't know what happened to the cow after you dodged it


It went towards Finch... He dodged it in a panic. It must still be nearby. Because, you know... Of course it survived Sabrac's Inferno unscratched.

Rule of Funny and Lampshade opportunities in one object!
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby IslaKariese on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:06 pm

Pixelmage wrote:It went towards Finch... He dodged it in a panic. It must still be nearby. Because, you know... Of course it survived Sabrac's Inferno unscratched.

Well... it is a spell-made cow...
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby NeverSlender on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:07 pm

Guyshane wrote:
AMimsyBorogove wrote:
I SO should have sparked that cow... :|



Maybe you still can. We don't know what happened to the cow after you dodged it[/quote]

In my post I could smell cooked steak so... it met a bad end.
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby Pixelmage on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:08 pm

Sadly, the cow is not unscratched. :(
The cow, now hurt by the fall gave a very weak "Moo."


Still, it's alive. :D
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:22 pm

Pixelmage wrote:Sadly, the cow is not unscratched. :(
The cow, now hurt by the fall gave a very weak "Moo."


Still, it's alive. :D

*Evil Laugh* BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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I like so much
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby Sicon112 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:23 pm

Victin wrote:
Pixelmage wrote:Sadly, the cow is not unscratched. :(
The cow, now hurt by the fall gave a very weak "Moo."


Still, it's alive. :D

*Evil Laugh* BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I like to be the GM
I like so much


That has got to be the stupidest and most awesome abuse of GM power in all of history.
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby NeverSlender on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:25 pm

[[GM post - Due to sheer luck, the cow itself has a +20 bonus in Luck and a +2 bonus in Charisma, but it has a -2 in Defence. Also, due to the epic luck, it managed to bend space-time in order to be summoned to existace by the Red Wizard. Oh, and due to that, it managed to escape any possible hit, as this little dwarf child (it's summed up in here, near the end of the page, the 5th, from bot-top), it is currently running around aimlessly.]]


And it will taste delicious.

If the cows sticking around I'mma making it a running joke that Marco wants to eat it.
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby IslaKariese on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:25 pm

What is... I dont...
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:27 pm

I made a plan of how I can use the cow to help my character. Is this abuse of my part, since I'm a GM?
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby NeverSlender on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:27 pm

Victin wrote:I made a plan of how I can use the cow to help my character. Is this abuse of my part, since I'm a GM?


Yes but isn't that the point?
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby Guyshane on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:28 pm

Did you just make my summon cow spell sentient?
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:28 pm

Oh yeah. I definitely should have Spark'd the cow.
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby Sicon112 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:28 pm

Victin wrote:I made a plan of how I can use the cow to help my character. Is this abuse of my part, since I'm a GM?


As long as it's played for laughs, I'm pretty sure nobody will care.
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby Sicon112 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:29 pm

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Oh yeah. I definitely should have Spark'd the cow.


But you didn't because it succeeded a luck roll. Holy crap! The laws of fiction ARE leaking through! A stat roll just affected reality!
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:41 pm

Since my last post, the plot has been running in my head. Xana needs to be back before I forget it.
Also,
  1. I want to talk about the "inhuman resistance" from Isaac and;
  2. If I can use the cow in my next post. You know, I'm the GM, and the cow and my character together seems to be... cheating.
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Re: Play-By-Post RPG/Discussion, sign-up and rules

Postby NeverSlender on Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:50 pm

Bump, we've been waiting for a GM post for hours.
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