An Interactive Adventure: Dungeon Master

[eli_gone_crazy]

=> You were OBVIOUSLY going to let the unconscious dungeon master take care of them.

[Dryunya]

==> A huge dungeon is obviously the perfect home for a pack of puppies.

[RussetDivinity]

That's what the children's ward is for. They don't get to keep the puppies, but they can feed them and clean up after them.

[narrativedilettante]

Selecting...

[narrativedilettante]

1. You just sort of assumed the puppies would take care of themselves. It's about time they learned responsibility.
2. You were OBVIOUSLY going to let the unconscious dungeon master take care of them.
3. A huge dungeon is obviously the perfect home for a pack of puppies.
4. That's what the children's ward is for. They don't get to keep the puppies, but they can feed them and clean up after them.

The Random Number Generator has chosen 1.

Dogs evolved from wolves, right? They're hunters. Set them loose in a hospital and they'll devour the weak.

At least, that's what you assumed. It turns out puppies are not very good at hunting. They crowd around you, whining. In the hospital bed, the Dungeon Master begins to stir. You can't let the Dungeon Master be awakened by such an unpleasant situation. A roomful of happy, healthy puppies is delightful. A roomful of sad, hungry puppies is heartbreaking.

You grab all of your puppies by their leashes (of course they were wearing leashes; what kind of dog owner did you think you were?) and take them outside to try to find something they can all eat. You could go to the butcher shop and pick up some meat for them, or if you're feeling particularly responsible you could actually go to the pet store and pick up some advice about just how to care for a pack of puppies like this. You could even set them loose, if you're in a particularly heartless mood.

What do you do?

[eli_gone_crazy]

=>Unleash the puppies~!!!!!

[RussetDivinity]

Take them to the park and train them to hunt using wounded birds.

[Dryunya]

==> Punch the sassiest puppy in the snout to establish superiority.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

==> Set before the puppies a bowl of jewels, a bowl of hot coals, and a bowl of meat, and let them choose for themselves.

[Krika]

>Point them in the direction of the nearest food establishment and let them go. If they don't make it and don't get food, it's their fault for navigating badly.

[Dryunya]

==> Teach them hunting by your own example and a bit of mind powers.

[narrativedilettante]

Selecting...

[narrativedilettante]

1. Unleash the puppies~!!!!!
2. Take them to the park and train them to hunt using wounded birds.
3. Punch the sassiest puppy in the snout to establish superiority.
4. Set before the puppies a bowl of jewels, a bowl of hot coals, and a bowl of meat, and let them choose for themselves.
5. Point them in the direction of the nearest food establishment and let them go. If they don't make it and don't get food, it's their fault for navigating badly.
6. Teach them hunting by your own example and a bit of mind powers.

The Random Number Generator has chosen 1.

Taking care of puppies is a lot of hard work! One of them just pooped on the sidewalk. Gross.

You decide that being a dog owner just isn't for you, so you let go of the puppies' leashes and let them run wild. They'll find something to eat. Or they'll find someone to feed them. Or they'll get run over. Whatever happens, they're not your problem anymore.

Hey, at least now you don't have to worry about getting in trouble for having animals in a hospital room.

You go back to the hospital and start walking towards the Dungeon Master's room. An orderly runs up to you. "You're Gerald, the accountant, right?"

"Yes," You say.

"The Dungeon Master has woken up, and instructed us to keep you as far away as possible."

Damn. How are you going to close enough to the Dungeon Master to use your mind powers again?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

==> Use your mind powers to convince everyone else that you should be as close to the Dungeon Master as possible

[RussetDivinity]

Catch one of the puppies and insist that you'll only be there for as long as it takes you to give it to him (and to use your mind powers).

[eli_gone_crazy]

==> retreat to the broom closet and consult with your master-at-arms, Harold the mop.

[Krika]

>You'll have the chance to see him again. All things come with patience....

[Dryunya]

==> Channel your inner Solid Snake and do the Air Vent Entry.

[narrativedilettante]

1. Use your mind powers to convince everyone else that you should be as close to the Dungeon Master as possible
2. Catch one of the puppies and insist that you'll only be there for as long as it takes you to give it to him (and to use your mind powers).
3. retreat to the broom closet and consult with your master-at-arms, Harold the mop.
4. You'll have the chance to see him again. All things come with patience....
5. Channel your inner Solid Snake and do the Air Vent Entry.

The Random Number Generator has selected 2.

"Ah, yes, of course," you say, hunting for ideas. "I understand." Aw, man, you got to the end of your sentence and didn't come up with anything! Dejected, you wander back out to the sidewalk in front of the hospital, where you spot one of your errant puppies. It's chewing on a discarded sandwich half. You smile, realizing this little critter might just be your ticket back into the Dungeon Master's room, and by extension, heart.

Grabbing the puppy (who makes an adorable sort of whine/yelp at being removed from its meal) you barrel back into the hospital, striding determinedly. "Emergency puppy, here," you say when people look at you. "Hospital Administrator approved this action. Check the forms."

When that orderly tries to stop you again, you stick the puppy right in his face. The orderly is pretty confused by this, and you slip past and into the Dungeon Master's room.

The Dungeon Master sits up in bed and glares at you. You hold the puppy out like a peace offering, but your beloved's expression does not soften.

Oh dear. How are you going to make this right?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

==> Use a combination of your Mind Powers and your Hugging Powers to convince him to love you as much as you love him.

[RussetDivinity]

Pout and say, "But... but... puppy!"

[The Wild West Pyro]

==> Make him gaze into the Puppy's adorable eyes for a few minutes.

[Endless Sea]

I feel strangely tempted to put "Burn the puppy alive as part of a ritual sacrifice to whatever dark and twisted god you serve". Must be having one of those days. :|

[Dryunya]

==> Burn the puppy alive as part of a ritual sacrifice to whatever dark and twisted god you serve.

What?

[Endless Sea]

...damn it, Dryu. XD