An Interactive Adventure: Dungeon Master

[narrativedilettante]

1. Use a combination of your Mind Powers and your Hugging Powers to convince him to love you as much as you love him.
2. Pout and say, "But... but... puppy!"
3. Make him gaze into the Puppy's adorable eyes for a few minutes.
4. Burn the puppy alive as part of a ritual sacrifice to whatever dark and twisted god you serve.

The Random Number Generator has selected 2.

You stand there, holding out a small canine and speaking in broken sentences, unable to muster the energy to influence the Dungeon Master's opinion of you even a little.

Listen, Gerald, you've pretty much run out of options here. The Dungeon Master is pretty angry, and you've been overtaxing yourself with all this taking care of animals and flouting hospital rules. You're going to step out of the driver's seat and let your pissed off unwilling lover take the wheel for a while, okay?

So. Dungeon Master.

After Gerald deviously wormed his way into your heart, on multiple occasions, he now stands before you, holding a puppy (who is pretty adorable) and pouting. You've had some time to rest and recover from your severe burns, and even though your skin is still kind of tender and annoyingly itchy, you're feeling overall pretty good. The nurse put something in your IV that really keeps the pain down, and it had you in a pretty good mood until Gerald barged in here again.

You're angry at Gerald for everything he's done to you, and you're also angry at the hospital staff for letting him in. You will have to have Words with them.

Oh, and that stuff in your IV? It also makes you pretty dizzy. You don't notice it when you sit still, but if you try to stand up, or even just shift a little in your bed, the world kind of goes tilty and you have trouble keeping track of which way's up.

So you might not want to jump out of bed and punch Gerald in his stupid face. Well, I mean, you want to, but you're not likely to be able to pull it off.

What do you do?

[JackAlsworth]

==> Fall out of bed and punch down, so as to give yourself the maximum chance of hitting him in the face.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

==> Wrap a pillowcase around your index finger so it kind of looks like a gun provided the person looking is mostly blind, and tell him to give you the puppy or the accountant gets it.

[RussetDivinity]

Jump out of bed and punch Gerald in his stupid face. (Or at least try to. In reality, it might be more of a topple and punch to the stomach, which would be just as satisfying.)

[Dryunya]

==> Grab the most greasy and smudgy conveniently-appearing pen (because a regular pen probably won't write on anything but paper) and write Gerald-exposing note on the closest smooth surface, before you pass out or he mind-controls you again.
UPD: Oh, and scream while you do it. It will attract attention, and it will be the most metal note you've ever written.

[Endless Sea]

==> Glare so hard that something spontaneously bursts into flames from the sheer power of your piercing gaze. (Preferably that something would be Gerald, but not necessarily, I guess? :P)

[The Wild West Pyro]

==>You accept the puppy, then throttle him and make him Talk To The Hand.