Humans
Strength: 3
Intelligence: 3
Wisdom: -1 to 4
Dexterity: 3
Constitution: 2
Cathán, Retired Orc Warrior: "Puny humans? Hah! You must be joking, right? In my last job, I fought a trio of humans who were trying to break into the place I was supposed to protect. There was an armored warrior who matched my attacks slash by slash and didn't shut up talking about "honor" and "justice". Another one was a slippery rogue who kept trying to backstab me, and every time I turned to face him he was already behind me. Finally there was a mage who initially was only a nuisance and then BAM! Giant rock to the face! That's how I got this godawful chronic back pain."
Kermit, Goblin Explosive Technician: "Humans? I'd say they are pretty smart despite being so monkey-like. I can say they are monkey-like, just like goblins are lizard-like, right? Eh, anyways, I have never heard of a human group without some kind of craftsmen or artisan. Carpentry, masonry, leatherwork, needlework, jewelry, ironsmithing, you name something and they can work with it. And they are pretty good too. Humans are also great artists when it comes down to literature. Between you and me, I personally love the stories of knights in distant, magical lands, trying to survive against all kinds of strange and exciting things."
Dreamlings, All of Them: "They are fun to play with!" "Before they arrived we were lonely-" "-well, we did have each other-" "-but otherwise we had no one-" "-to play with. But now we do!" "We bring humans here while they sleep!" "Because while they are asleep they can dream!" "And while they are dreaming-" "-we get to play games with them!" "Fun games!" "Happy games!" "Exciting games!" "All kinds of games!" "Except nightmares!" "No nightmares, no, they are bad!" "Ugly!" "Scary!" "Only dreams, no nightmares!" "Except for angry stick girl! She gets nothing!" "Oh! Hey you, wanna play a game?"Woof, Timber Wolf Pup: "H-Humans? I've heard stories about them, but they don't actually exist, d-do they? They say humans are these faeries who sometimes expontaneously appear wandering around forests. They... They have shining stone skin, can thrown magical spikes that kill from afar and can control f-fire. Fire! If that wasn't unholy enough they also feed off brains, enthralling wolves and other creatures into becoming their slaves. Umh... E-Excuse me, I'm g-gonna go find my m-mom."
Caerbannog, Pet Behemoth: "Taaaaasty."
Bear, Wild Bear: "Indeed they are, my good fellow."
Crazy Mike: "Well, humans-Wait a second. Why are you asking me about humans if you're only interviewing other races? Is there something you'd like to tell me?"
Danger Level by Itself: 1 to 7
Danger Level in Group: 3 to 9
Oh well.