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Well, as we all know, it's dangerous when Miss Eli and I speak to each other, because strange things... terrible things... arise from such conversations. In this case, the Floating Castle Drinking Game.

Anyone who doesn't drink alcohol can drink... Milk. Because cows.

Below are the rules concocted by my and Eli's madness; feel free to suggest further FC-related rules that I or a post-abusing mod can add to the list.

1. Every time a cow is mentioned, take a sip
2. Every time Ben, Kurt, or Anji snarks, take a gulp
3. Every time Shane starts a new in-game meme, finish your drink
4. Every time a character is revealed to have a dark and troubled past, take a drink
5. Every time a post exceeds the character limit, finish your drink
6. Every time a female character is mistaken for male (by another character), take a sip
7. Every time Seire monologues, take a gulp
8. Every time someone requests to write with Adell, take a tiny sip (or else you WILL die)
9. Every time the castle throws a plot twist, like sniff your drink or something
10. Every time a character lies about their identity, take a shot
11. Every time a quest consists of dealing with a problem caused in an earlier quest, taste your drink
12. Every time someone drops a quest, take a drink
13. Every time a character does something suicidally insane... LOOK at your drink? Yeah, you'll die otherwise.
14. Every time someone gets injured, go run around the block (if you're going to die... may as well be healthy about it)
15. Every time Seire steals something, get some food in you so you're not drinking on an empty stomach.
16. Every time something explodes spectacularly, take a sip.
17. Every time Blank acts super-creepy, take a shot.
18. Every time we reach a new floor, take a drink and a pat on the back for a job well done.
19. Every time Zi makes someone feel awkward/uncomfortable, refill your glass.
20. Every time Lori makes a dent in someone's self-esteem, take a shot.
21. Every time a ship gains or loses canon status, empty your glass.
22. Every time a character is put out of commission due to injury and/or madness, drink half of whatever's in your glass.
23. Every time Anji nearly dies, top up your drink.

Qara what are you doin? This isn't safe.

What do you mean not safe? There's food and healthy runs built-in! WHAT COULD BE SAFER?

Well, at least the explosives thing didn't actually become a thing, eh?

Tempting fate, I know.

Not having people finish a drink every time I make a new meme. I think I have two of those already

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Anyone who doesn't drink alcohol can drink... Milk. Because cows.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

...Seriously, though, I can't stand milk.

narrativedilettante wrote:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Anyone who doesn't drink alcohol can drink... Milk. Because cows.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

...Seriously, though, I can't stand milk.

Chocolate milk, hot chocolate, or water with disgusting white food colouring added to make it LOOK like milk are all acceptable substitutes.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

narrativedilettante wrote:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Anyone who doesn't drink alcohol can drink... Milk. Because cows.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

...Seriously, though, I can't stand milk.

Chocolate milk, hot chocolate, or water with disgusting white food colouring added to make it LOOK like milk are all acceptable substitutes.

Oh, okay then. *stocks up on chocolate milk*

What? No rules about me being unable to finish anything- or, for that matter, Curtiss complaining about something? For shame.

I think we should take a drink whenever we actually get to a new floor That seems a worthy accomplishment.

*totally starts planning a character that averts as many of those as possible*

Whenever Krika refuses to take part in Floating Castle: Take a drink.

Krika wrote:Whenever Krika refuses to take part in Floating Castle: Take a drink.

8|

I'maslapyou

Adell wrote:

Krika wrote:Whenever Krika refuses to take part in Floating Castle: Take a drink.

8|

I'maslapyou

Should we add a rule for "every time something goes horribly wrong" ? Or are we approaching lethality with a rule like that?

Weren't you already approaching lethality...?

Guyshane wrote:Should we add a rule for "every time something goes horribly wrong" ? Or are we approaching lethality with a rule like that?

...I would probably kill myself with alcohol intake via Anji and Tamar alone there, Shane, I don't think it's a good plan.

What about one for "every time Marcus has a bad plan"?

Hey! I take offense to that! They usually work out. Insanity does not affect the effectiveness of the plan.

Guyshane wrote:Insanity does not affect the effectiveness of the plan.

Zi agrees wholeheartedly.

agoraoptera wrote:

Guyshane wrote:Insanity does not affect the effectiveness of the plan.

Zi agrees wholeheartedly.

....Ag stop helping me

RussetDivinity wrote:What about one for "every time Marcus has a bad plan"?

I'm not convinced that's broad enough to cause mass liver failure, but I'll throw you guys a bone:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Every time Zi makes someone feel awkward/uncomfortable, refill your glass.

Guyshane wrote:

agoraoptera wrote:

Guyshane wrote:Insanity does not affect the effectiveness of the plan.

Zi agrees wholeheartedly.

....Ag stop helping me

wut wai.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Every time Zi makes someone feel awkward/uncomfortable, refill your glass.

But but but you can't refill a glass you haven't drunk from. It'll just spill all over the floor. Or how about everytime Zi gets kidnapped wait that's only happened twice. >_>

agoraoptera wrote:Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:
Every time Zi makes someone feel awkward/uncomfortable, refill your glass.
But but but you can't refill a glass you haven't drunk from. It'll just spill all over the floor. Or how about everytime Zi gets kidnapped wait that's only happened twice. >_>

*Is now giving Agora a LOOK* >.>

Maybe we should just get drunk?