Floating Castle - Taglines

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Floating Castle - Taglines

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:56 am

Okay, so...

The lovely Scarab has been endlessly amazing, and she has made a thing

One of the things that she would like (and that we think is cool) would be taglines, similarly to movie posters.

For example, Qara and I just sort of spammed a list at each other for several minutes:
  • Floating Castle: We'll take it one floor at a time
  • Floating Castle: 100 floors. Only one way out.
  • Floating Castle: How does this thing float?
  • Floating Castle: Reach the top, or die trying.
  • Floating Castle: The brave, the bold... Morionem.
  • Floating Castle: blah blah blah you could possibly die
  • Floating Castle: You don't have to be crazy to end up here, but you do in order to survive.
  • Floating Castle: And what do we say to the god of the castle? Not today.
  • Floating Castle: We're on top of the world, but we'll probably never get back there.
  • Floating Castle: Liars, Thieves, and Runaways welcome
  • Floating Castle: Where everything is trying to kill you.
  • Floating Castle: but you try to kill everything back
  • Floating Castle: We may just look like a bunch of homicidal maniacs...
  • Floating Castle: Who are we kidding, we are a bunch of homicidal maniacs
  • Floating Castle: Our retention rates are second to none
  • Floating Castle: Dozens walk in... none walk out.
  • Floating Castle: Moo
  • Floating Castle: Even the cows are trying to kill you.
  • Floating Castle: If you haven't done something suicidally stupid today, you're not trying hard enough.
  • Floating Castle: If you HAVE done something suicidally stupid, you're not trying hard enough
  • Floating Castle: Let's Just Stab Things.

By no means do you have to mimic our formula. (please don't) We are interested in seeing what you can come up with though. :)
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Re: Floating Castle - Taglines

Postby JackAlsworth on Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:00 pm

Floating Castle: Scissors Missing, Reward for Finder

Floating Castle: The Underground Couldn't Possibly Be That Bad
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Re: Floating Castle - Taglines

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:19 pm

Floating Castle: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Lead by example. Get lost in a swamp.

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Re: Floating Castle - Taglines

Postby Krika on Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:26 pm

Floating Castle: Welcome to hell
Floating Castle: You're screwed
Floating Castle: The Next Generation of Fantasy Soap Opera
Floating Castle: Making stuff up on the spot
Floating Castle: If you think things are bad now....
>Narra has tiny jerk people in her socks.
>We are affirming our collective jerkhood by committing genocide on them.
>I'm going to read the logs and pray that that sentence makes more sense in context
>No it does not
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Re: Floating Castle - Taglines

Postby Endless Sea on Thu Jun 19, 2014 2:05 pm

Floating Castle: Entirely constructed from walls of text.
Floating Castle: Don't worry, we'll have something for you to do in a month or twelve.
Floating Castle: Because normal castles weren't crazy enough.
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: Floating Castle - Taglines

Postby RussetDivinity on Thu Jun 19, 2014 7:58 pm

Floating Castle: The worst place to realize your fear of heights.
Floating Castle: Knives recommended.
Floating Castle: Most unnerving when nothing changes.
Jubilation and despair are two sides of the same coin.
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