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Okay, so...

The lovely Scarab has been endlessly amazing, and she has made a thing

One of the things that she would like (and that we think is cool) would be taglines, similarly to movie posters.

For example, Qara and I just sort of spammed a list at each other for several minutes:

• Floating Castle: We'll take it one floor at a time
• Floating Castle: 100 floors. Only one way out.
• Floating Castle: How does this thing float?
• Floating Castle: Reach the top, or die trying.
• Floating Castle: The brave, the bold... Morionem.
• Floating Castle: blah blah blah you could possibly die
• Floating Castle: You don't have to be crazy to end up here, but you do in order to survive.
• Floating Castle: And what do we say to the god of the castle? Not today.
• Floating Castle: We're on top of the world, but we'll probably never get back there.
• Floating Castle: Liars, Thieves, and Runaways welcome
• Floating Castle: Where everything is trying to kill you.
• Floating Castle: but you try to kill everything back
• Floating Castle: We may just look like a bunch of homicidal maniacs...
• Floating Castle: Who are we kidding, we are a bunch of homicidal maniacs
• Floating Castle: Our retention rates are second to none
• Floating Castle: Dozens walk in... none walk out.
• Floating Castle: Moo
• Floating Castle: Even the cows are trying to kill you.
• Floating Castle: If you haven't done something suicidally stupid today, you're not trying hard enough.
• Floating Castle: If you HAVE done something suicidally stupid, you're not trying hard enough
• Floating Castle: Let's Just Stab Things.

By no means do you have to mimic our formula. (please don't) We are interested in seeing what you can come up with though.

Floating Castle: Scissors Missing, Reward for Finder

Floating Castle: The Underground Couldn't Possibly Be That Bad

Floating Castle: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Floating Castle: Welcome to hell
Floating Castle: You're screwed
Floating Castle: The Next Generation of Fantasy Soap Opera
Floating Castle: Making stuff up on the spot
Floating Castle: If you think things are bad now....

Floating Castle: Entirely constructed from walls of text.
Floating Castle: Don't worry, we'll have something for you to do in a month or twelve.
Floating Castle: OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT KILL IT KILL IT NOW
Floating Castle: Because normal castles weren't crazy enough.

Floating Castle: The worst place to realize your fear of heights.
Floating Castle: Knives recommended.
Floating Castle: Most unnerving when nothing changes.