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Sicon's Birthday

Postby Victin on Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:46 pm

Happy Birthday Sicon!

Take these limes for you cake (if you want to): :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt:

You're the best chessmaster! And the best witch hunter!
Dolphins are some of the smartest animals, yes, but by human standards… Let's say you should praise the god that forces them to stay handless and underwater.
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Re: Sicon's Birthday

Postby Sicon112 on Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:47 pm

Victin wrote:Happy Birthday Sicon!

Take these limes for you cake (if you want to): :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt:

You're the best chessmaster! And the best witch hunter!


You are a day early. :P (By my time. It might be the fourth there for you.)
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: Sicon's Birthday

Postby Victin on Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:49 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Victin wrote:Happy Birthday Sicon!

Take these limes for you cake (if you want to): :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt:

You're the best chessmaster! And the best witch hunter!


You are a day early. :P (By my time. It might be the fourth there for you.)

It isn't. But it is somewhere in the world, in more than 50% of it I believe. So, I made this anyways.
Dolphins are some of the smartest animals, yes, but by human standards… Let's say you should praise the god that forces them to stay handless and underwater.
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Re: Sicon's Birthday

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Fri Jan 04, 2013 2:00 am

Ah, finally midnight by your time.

I was thinking what to do for the birthday of my clone-- after all, Scarab's got the monopoly on amazing artwork, and anyway I can't draw, and the options are fairly limited-- when finally it hit me, what I can do. Once I thought of it, it seemed pretty obvious.

Then it was just a question of finding a song that a) I knew, b) is singable, and c) is remotely adaptable for the purpose. You'd be amazed at how few songs are easily changed into a song about one's gender-flipped clone. So in the end I had to settle for something a little tongue-in-cheek, but heartfelt nonetheless.

Because I never tire of publicly embarrassing myself, here's the audio (I apologize for the off-key-ness. I was a little rushed because of doing stuff with family).

And the lyrics, in case my voice is too painful to listen to:
By the time the Wall's been fixed and the echoes are all found,
He'll show us if he can,
No matter what the circumstance for one thing he's renowned,
Sicon112 is spit spot spic and span,
He's practically perfect in every way,
Practically Perfect?
So people say,
Each virtue virtually knows no bound,
Each trait is great and patiently sound,
He's practically perfect from head to toe,
If he had a fault it would never dare to show,
He's so practically perfect in every way,

Not rash but also not prone to concern,
Well educated yet willing to learn,
He's clean and honest, his manner refined,
And gives advice when the Tram's in a bind,
He suffers no nonsense unless there's something to gain,
There's nothing else I feel I need explain,

He's practically perfect in every way,
Practically perfect that's his forte,
Meta-Witch Hunters are hard to find,
A gambitter with a brilliant mind
He's practically perfect not slightly soiled,
Running like an engine, that's just been freshly oiled,
He's so practically perfect in every way,

Not temperamental?
Never
Not grouchy or gruff?
Oh, the very thought,
Will you keep playing when the going gets tough?
Quite the contrary,
Do you write stories without a big fuss?
Umm Hmm,
Or have objections to playing with us?
Oh, he likes games, and he wins them,
Some minor improvements may not go amiss,
But at all times you must remember this,
He's practically perfect in every way,
I guarantee,
Practically perfect we're glad he'll stay,
Each virtue virtually knows no bound,
Each trait is great,
And patiently sound,

He's practically perfect and here's his aim,
By the time he's done here we all will be the same,
We'll be practically perfect,
Practically perfect,
We will be practically perfect in every way.


In other words,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SICON! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ :gurt: :D :gurt: :D :gurt: :D :gurt: :D
Lead by example. Get lost in a swamp.

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Re: Sicon's Birthday

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Fri Jan 04, 2013 2:40 am

HAPPY BITHDAY SICON :gurt: :) :D

AND, FOR YOUR PRESENTS, A CROSSBOW THAT CAN HARM WITCHES AND SEVERAL WITCH DESTORYING SWORDS, WHICH ARE BASICALLY ALL THE MOST BADASS SWORDS IN THE WORLD MODIFIED TO SPECIALLY HARM WITCHES.
FIRE!
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Re: Sicon's Birthday

Postby BlackWolfe on Fri Jan 04, 2013 2:43 am

Happy Birthday, Sicon!
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold!
Man, I'm really glad R&J got refic'd before I added this signature.
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Re: Sicon's Birthday

Postby Guyshane on Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:15 am

Happy Birthday dude
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: Sicon's Birthday

Postby JackAlsworth on Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:36 am

Happy birthday, Sicon!
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Re: Sicon's Birthday

Postby JRPictures on Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:29 am

Happy Birthday you Badass :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt: :gurt:
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Re: Sicon's Birthday

Postby Endless Sea on Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:15 am

Happy birthday, man. ^^
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: Sicon's Birthday

Postby S_o_S on Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:43 am

MERRY DAYBIRTHCON!

... What? Oh.

Happy birthday Sicon. Now get back to witch-hunting. Or come to the castle. I have baked a cake for you.

Yours, Princess S_o_S
- Peach
Not a distress call. Honest.
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Re: Sicon's Birthday

Postby narrativedilettante on Fri Jan 04, 2013 10:11 am

Happy birthday Sicon!

Enjoy that amazing cake of yours.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after.
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Re: Sicon's Birthday

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Fri Jan 04, 2013 10:57 am

Happy Birthday. May the remainder of your lifespan retain sentimental value for all you meet.
Apparently, slightly less weird than most of you.
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Re: Sicon's Birthday

Postby Pixelmage on Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:36 am

Now it is the 4th down in the rain forest. ;)
Happy Birthday Sicon.
"Yami ni madoishi awarena kage yo
Hito o kizutsuke otoshimete,
Tsumi ni oboreshi gō no tama,
Ippen... shinde miru?"
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Re: Sicon's Birthday

Postby Blurred_9L on Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:40 pm

Happy birthday Sicon!
Why should we do the right thing?
-Well... because it's the right thing to do, there's no other good reason.

Am I a bad guy trying to be good, or a good guy trying to convince himself that he's not the bad guy?
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Re: Sicon's Birthday

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:56 pm

happy birthday si. :)
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Re: Sicon's Birthday

Postby Sicon112 on Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:16 pm

Thanks a bunch guys. And Qara, your song is awesome. ^_^
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: Sicon's Birthday

Postby RotavatoR on Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:17 pm

Happy birthday, sorry that I'm a day late >.<
What presents didya get :D
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