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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:55 am

Which is why I choose the grail so at at least there was some way out. It's powers include, Life extension and healing injuries. Of course if you choose the false grail you would end up rapidly aging and exploding into dust


Hm, so could you just fill this grail with any old liquid and it would work? Tap water? Spring water from the south of France? Cocacola?

Hm... what if you put something instantally fatal and poisonous in it? What would happen to anybody who drank from it then?
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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:58 pm

Interesting question. My guess is it would turn into the Green Stuff.
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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby Adell on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:16 pm

History Eraser Button. Just to see how long it would take for one of us to actually push it.
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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby The Finch on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:16 pm

Adell wrote:History Eraser Button. Just to see how long it would take for one of us to actually push it.


THE JOLLY, CANDY LIKE BUTTON
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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby NeverSlender on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:18 pm

Adell wrote:History Eraser Button. Just to see how long it would take for one of us to actually push it.


'Bout five minutes.
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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:34 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
Adell wrote:History Eraser Button. Just to see how long it would take for one of us to actually push it.


'Bout five minutes.


Less. MUCH less. My brother is on this thread.
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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:51 pm

Ooh, hey, what does this button d-

TIME PARADOX.
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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby The Finch on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:52 pm

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Ooh, hey, what does this button d-

TIME PARADOX.


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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:55 pm

The Finch wrote:
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Ooh, hey, what does this button d-

TIME PARADOX.


OH GOD DAM-


Totally, totally called it.
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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:01 pm

On another note, I've decided. The best possible supernatural item evar would be... A core drill, and a Ganmen to use it with.

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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby AceOfSpades on Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:58 pm

Scarab wrote:
Which is why I choose the grail so at at least there was some way out. It's powers include, Life extension and healing injuries. Of course if you choose the false grail you would end up rapidly aging and exploding into dust


Hm, so could you just fill this grail with any old liquid and it would work? Tap water? Spring water from the south of France? Cocacola?

Hm... what if you put something instantally fatal and poisonous in it? What would happen to anybody who drank from it then?


The grail itself is just a cup, it's the blood of Jesus that laced it is what matters, as long as nothing dissolves the blood it could be any liquid. Even wine.
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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:28 pm

AceOfSpades wrote:
Scarab wrote:
Which is why I choose the grail so at at least there was some way out. It's powers include, Life extension and healing injuries. Of course if you choose the false grail you would end up rapidly aging and exploding into dust


Hm, so could you just fill this grail with any old liquid and it would work? Tap water? Spring water from the south of France? Cocacola?

Hm... what if you put something instantally fatal and poisonous in it? What would happen to anybody who drank from it then?


The grail itself is just a cup, it's the blood of Jesus that laced it is what matters, as long as nothing dissolves the blood it could be any liquid. Even wine.


Sooooo in the event that we used some kinda deadly poison in it, would that turn anybody who drank from it into like, the walking dead or something like that?
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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:31 pm

An interesting hypothesis. We must experiment! FOR SCIENCE!
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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:33 pm

AMimsyBorogove wrote:An interesting hypothesis. We must experiment! FOR SCIENCE!


I vote Scarab is our test subject. It's only fair, after all.
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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:34 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
AMimsyBorogove wrote:An interesting hypothesis. We must experiment! FOR SCIENCE!


I vote Scarab is our test subject. It's only fair, after all.


:shock: HOW IS THAT FAIR???
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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:36 pm

Scarab wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
AMimsyBorogove wrote:An interesting hypothesis. We must experiment! FOR SCIENCE!


I vote Scarab is our test subject. It's only fair, after all.


:shock: HOW IS THAT FAIR???


Well it was your theory... sheesh. :|
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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:37 pm

But Scarab, it's for SCIENCE!
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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:38 pm

Sicon112]Well it was your theory... sheesh. :|[/quote]

But you're not suppsoed to experiment ON the person who came up with the theory!You#'re supposed to have volunteers and, and... [size=85]and it would be interesting to find out, I guess. [/size]

[quote="AMimsyBorogove wrote:
But Scarab, it's for SCIENCE!


Okay here's the deal, Sicon lets me in his Doom Fortress for ten minutes, and I'll do it.
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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:39 pm

Scarab wrote:
Sicon112]Well it was your theory... sheesh. :|[/quote]

But you're not suppsoed to experiment ON the person who came up with the theory!You#'re supposed to have volunteers and, and... [size=85]and it would be interesting to find out, I guess. [/size]

[quote="AMimsyBorogove wrote:
But Scarab, it's for SCIENCE!


Okay here's the deal, Sicon lets me in his Doom Fortress for ten minutes, and I'll do it.


Deal! *Conveniently forgets to tell him that his brother is already in there and timelooping*
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Re: Fictional Supernatural Items

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:40 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Scarab wrote:
Sicon112]Well it was your theory... sheesh. :|[/quote]

But you're not suppsoed to experiment ON the person who came up with the theory!You#'re supposed to have volunteers and, and... [size=85]and it would be interesting to find out, I guess. [/size]

[quote="AMimsyBorogove wrote:
But Scarab, it's for SCIENCE!


Okay here's the deal, Sicon lets me in his Doom Fortress for ten minutes, and I'll do it.


Deal! *Conveniently forgets to tell him that his brother is already in thee and timelooping*


*Nods* Right! Pass me the Holy Grail, and head for the coffee room!

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