Watch the Footage

*looks up from book*

*sees people eating The Apple*

uhh....guys? Might want to hold off on- *winces as Victin implodes*

*Wave Motion Guns the edit lock.*

*inverted retroactively negates what happened after I bit The True One Apple*

What just happened?

*bites The True One Apple*

Victin wrote:*inverted retroactively negates what happened after I bit The True One Apple*

What just happened?

*bites The True One Apple*

*Apple falls through portal, as outlined in previous post, and he cannot eat it*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Orange, you say?

*Creates a copy of the Sutherland Sieg from Spiral Energy, and proceeds to fire its main cannon at Guyshane.*

That is the name of my loyalty!

This vessel is mine now!

Victin wrote:*inverted retroactively negates what happened after I bit The True One Apple*

What just happened?

*bites The True One Apple*

*Victin falls comatose*

Sicon112 wrote:

Victin wrote:*inverted retroactively negates what happened after I bit The True One Apple*

What just happened?

*bites The True One Apple*

*Apple falls through portal, as outlined in previous post, and he cannot eat it*

*shrugs*

I don't like apples.

*teleports to Sicon*

Wanna help, Boss' Brother?

Endless Sea wrote:

Victin wrote:*inverted retroactively negates what happened after I bit The True One Apple*

What just happened?

*bites The True One Apple*

*Victin falls comatose*

It only happens with you, dude.

Victin wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

Victin wrote:*inverted retroactively negates what happened after I bit The True One Apple*

What just happened?

*bites The True One Apple*

*Apple falls through portal, as outlined in previous post, and he cannot eat it*

*shrugs*

I don't like apples.

*teleports to Sicon*

Wanna help, Boss' Brother?

No. No I don't. Also, your stomach is now your head, and your eyes are on the bottom of your feet. Except that third one. it's in your intestine now. God I love spacial warping.

Sicon112 wrote:

Victin wrote:*shrugs*

I don't like apples.

*teleports to Sicon*

Wanna help, Boss' Brother?

No. No I don't. Also, your stomach is now your head, and your eyes are on the bottom of your feet. Except that third one. it's in your intestine now. God I love spacial warping.

*shrugs*

Okay.

*uses the Third Eye power to put everything back in place*

God I love specail warping.

*Absorbs all of the leftover energy from space warping*

Victin wrote:*shrugs*

Okay.

*uses the Third Eye power to put everything back in place*

God I love specail warping.

That was a very, very bad idea. *Third eye reverses itself, absorbs him into itself, then absorbs him through itself in fifteen other different dimensions as his body is torn to shreds*

Victin wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

Victin wrote:*inverted retroactively negates what happened after I bit The True One Apple*

What just happened?

*bites The True One Apple*

*Apple falls through portal, as outlined in previous post, and he cannot eat it*

*shrugs*

I don't like apples.

*teleports to Sicon*

Wanna help, Boss' Brother?

Endless Sea wrote:

Victin wrote:*inverted retroactively negates what happened after I bit The True One Apple*

What just happened?

*bites The True One Apple*

*Victin falls comatose*

It only happens with you, dude.

(I explained why that isn't true on the chat. Also, have fun being an eldritch abomination.)

Guyshane wrote:*Absorbs all of the leftover energy from space warping*

Good thing I specail warped.

It's funny because Dryu's post is useless.

Not QUITE!

*Detonates the 'Sieg, emerging in an orange painted Sutherland and grabbing onto Guyshane, detonating it, and then spiraling out of the explosion, Jeremiah Gottwald-style. Then promptly ruins the massive shout-out by drawing back his arms and charging a laser.*

Ka.... ME.... HA.... ME... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*Disintegrates Guyshane, then assimilates HIS power!*

Victin wrote:

Guyshane wrote:*Absorbs all of the leftover energy from space warping*

Good thing I specail warped.

It's funny because Dryu's post is useless.

It's a good thing I strained your corpse through sixteen different dimensions.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Not QUITE!

*Detonates the 'Sieg, emerging in an orange painted Sutherland and grabbing onto Guyshane, detonating it, and then spiraling out of the explosion, Jeremiah Gottwald-style. Then promptly ruins the massive shout-out by drawing back his arms and charging a laser.*

Ka.... ME.... HA.... ME... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*Disintegrates Guyshane, then assimilates HIS power!*

Actually i just absorb all the power. all of it. i can do that look it up.

Endless Sea wrote:(I explained why that isn't true on the chat. Also, have fun being an eldritch abomination.)

Again: it only happens to you. You're allergic. Sicon also doesn't want it because he's allergic too. And I'm not an abomination anymore.

STILL have the apple by the way.

Ah, but I can absorb you absorbing my power.

*Does so.*

Hah.

Victin wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:(I explained why that isn't true on the chat. Also, have fun being an eldritch abomination.)

Again: it only happens to you. You're allergic. Sicon also doesn't want it because he's allergic too. And I'm not an abomination anymore.

No, you are just dead. Also, there is no allergy.

Sicon112 wrote:STILL have the apple by the way.

*shrugs*

I don't liek apples so... *gets ready to defend the apple for Sicon*

First, to avoid the asterisk-spamming, I'll use the dashes to denote the speech, as it should be.

*Respawns as an entity that is so far unconceivable by all of you... more on that later.*

- This apple now belongs to me. I care not who has it now, because my target will not be the holder, BUT THE APPLE ITSELF.

Screeching is heard as the time literally stops. Stars gain senses and mouths for the sole purpose of being able to scream in indescribable pain. The essense of space melts before your eyes in the few moments you still have any, condencing in a jumbled mess of all the matter, space and time. As a cruel cosmic joke, your senses are still intact, locked in an eternity of agony, becoming more powerful with every aeon as the condenced mess compresses into a sphere, then into a ball, and then into a point, which is the apple.

I come to the light - figuratively, as the light is no more - and kick the apple with a strength that can no longer be defined in the resulting space, jump-starting a chain reaction in the mind of a butterfly we're all the dream of. Ascending the POV to a higher plane of existence, I reveal myself as a cancerous neuron in the ganglia of that butterfly. The agonizing neurons trigger a quantum fluctuation that spontaneously recreates me as a travelling salesman holding The Apple in a world above.

The butterfly shrivels up and dies from the damage, and you all are no more.

Sicon112 wrote:STILL have the apple by the way.

Well i had to not get incinerated. Now then, A side effect of the orange light is I am Quiet hungry. Oh look an Apple

Victin wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:STILL have the apple by the way.

*shrugs*

I don't liek apples so... *gets ready to defend the apple for Sicon*

Sicon112 wrote:

Victin wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:(I explained why that isn't true on the chat. Also, have fun being an eldritch abomination.)

Again: it only happens to you. You're allergic. Sicon also doesn't want it because he's allergic too. And I'm not an abomination anymore.

No, you are just dead. Also, there is no allergy.

I just supposed you had. And if I died, I respawned so fast I ninja'd myself and didn't notice.

Seriously, let's stop for some time whle retconning, I have no idea what's going on so I'm ghosting

*respawns under The Tree with a book and notes*

DRYU.