Steal the Apple!!

[Victin]

Time starts to break and remold itself on the strings of space, while an hamburger sings the hegemony of the spheres, in joy because of the forbidden oblivion. Your minds are teared apart, and your souls were melt. Your bodies stood still watching as the Truth, yes, the One Truth warped Manipulation, Warping, Rules, Limits, Boundaries, Infinite, Nothing, Beyond and Possibility to create the limitless true retcon. Yes, I'm glad that the Apple Itself solved the problem, by calling the pirates of the Flying Spaghetti Monsters, that in their hamburger spaceship managed to destroy the embodiment of the conceptless. As everything became what it once was, one could watch the End and Beggining dacing together in a ballroom in the Middle of the Multiverse, as a meatball plays a song, of death and sadness, shredding madness along those who do not want to believe what they just saw.

After all, the Apple knows everything, and can do everything. Not even nothing is beyond Its power. The true omnipotency and omniscience. No one can grasp the true power of the Apple.

tl;dr: The Apple cosmic retconned what just happened from Dryu's post on.

Still enjoying the apple in my timeline.

I fear you timeline was destroyed.

Time starts to break and remold itself on the strings of space, while an hamburger sings the hegemony of the spheres, in joy because of the forbidden oblivion. Your minds are teared apart, and your souls were melt. Your bodies stood still watching as the Truth, yes, the One Truth warped Manipulation, Warping, Rules, Limits, Boundaries, Infinite, Nothing, Beyond and Possibility to create the limitless true retcon. Yes, I'm glad that the Apple Itself solved the problem, by calling the pirates of the Flying Spaghetti Monsters, that in their hamburger spaceship managed to destroy the embodiment of the conceptless. As everything became what it once was, one could watch the End and Beggining dacing together in a ballroom in the Middle of the Multiverse, as a meatball plays a song, of death and sadness, shredding madness along those who do not want to believe what they just saw.

After all, the Apple knows everything, and can do everything. Not even nothing is beyond Its power. The true omnipotency and omniscience. No one can grasp the true power of the Apple.

tl;dr: The Apple cosmic retconned what just happened from Dryu's post on.

...Okay, now that's just bullshit. A wizard did it? Seriously? That's your comeback? Come on, man, actually try and take the damn thing, don't just cosmic retcon everything. Also, Dryu, I'm not sure what you tried to pull with that last post, but that's a dick move too.

(OOC: Dude, I dunno what happened, I only see you destroying the universe and rebuilding it that I don't know anymore. If I had done it myself, people would be complaining, so I made the apple do it so none would complain >_<)

[Guyshane]

Time starts to break and remold itself on the strings of space, while an hamburger sings the hegemony of the spheres, in joy because of the forbidden oblivion. Your minds are teared apart, and your souls were melt. Your bodies stood still watching as the Truth, yes, the One Truth warped Manipulation, Warping, Rules, Limits, Boundaries, Infinite, Nothing, Beyond and Possibility to create the limitless true retcon. Yes, I'm glad that the Apple Itself solved the problem, by calling the pirates of the Flying Spaghetti Monsters, that in their hamburger spaceship managed to destroy the embodiment of the conceptless. As everything became what it once was, one could watch the End and Beggining dacing together in a ballroom in the Middle of the Multiverse, as a meatball plays a song, of death and sadness, shredding madness along those who do not want to believe what they just saw.

After all, the Apple knows everything, and can do everything. Not even nothing is beyond Its power. The true omnipotency and omniscience. No one can grasp the true power of the Apple.

tl;dr: The Apple cosmic retconned what just happened from Dryu's post on.

Still enjoying the apple in my timeline.

I fear you timeline was destroyed.

Well technically if he's in an alternate dimension his Timeline should still exist somewhere in the time stream since it hasn't been made impossible...I think?

[Victin]

Time starts to break and remold itself on the strings of space, while an hamburger sings the hegemony of the spheres, in joy because of the forbidden oblivion. Your minds are teared apart, and your souls were melt. Your bodies stood still watching as the Truth, yes, the One Truth warped Manipulation, Warping, Rules, Limits, Boundaries, Infinite, Nothing, Beyond and Possibility to create the limitless true retcon. Yes, I'm glad that the Apple Itself solved the problem, by calling the pirates of the Flying Spaghetti Monsters, that in their hamburger spaceship managed to destroy the embodiment of the conceptless. As everything became what it once was, one could watch the End and Beggining dacing together in a ballroom in the Middle of the Multiverse, as a meatball plays a song, of death and sadness, shredding madness along those who do not want to believe what they just saw.

After all, the Apple knows everything, and can do everything. Not even nothing is beyond Its power. The true omnipotency and omniscience. No one can grasp the true power of the Apple.

tl;dr: The Apple cosmic retconned what just happened from Dryu's post on.

Still enjoying the apple in my timeline.

I fear you timeline was destroyed.

Time starts to break and remold itself on the strings of space, while an hamburger sings the hegemony of the spheres, in joy because of the forbidden oblivion. Your minds are teared apart, and your souls were melt. Your bodies stood still watching as the Truth, yes, the One Truth warped Manipulation, Warping, Rules, Limits, Boundaries, Infinite, Nothing, Beyond and Possibility to create the limitless true retcon. Yes, I'm glad that the Apple Itself solved the problem, by calling the pirates of the Flying Spaghetti Monsters, that in their hamburger spaceship managed to destroy the embodiment of the conceptless. As everything became what it once was, one could watch the End and Beggining dacing together in a ballroom in the Middle of the Multiverse, as a meatball plays a song, of death and sadness, shredding madness along those who do not want to believe what they just saw.

After all, the Apple knows everything, and can do everything. Not even nothing is beyond Its power. The true omnipotency and omniscience. No one can grasp the true power of the Apple.

tl;dr: The Apple cosmic retconned what just happened from Dryu's post on.

...Okay, now that's just bullshit. A wizard did it? Seriously? That's your comeback? Come on, man, actually try and take the damn thing, don't just cosmic retcon everything. Also, Dryu, I'm not sure what you tried to pull with that last post, but that's a dick move too.

(OOC: Dude, I dunno what happened, I only see you destroying the universe and rebuilding it that I don't know anymore. If I had done it myself, people would be complaining, so I made the apple do it so none would complain >_<)

GUYS. QUIT WITH THE TIMELINES. THERE IS ONE TIMELINE. DRYU HAS THE APPLE, AND OUR DISEMBODIED MINDS ARE SEALED WITHIN IT. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, OR I WILL FIRST.

Already done.

[Dryunya]

Also, Dryu, I'm not sure what you tried to pull with that last post, but that's a dick move too.

Technically, I didn't affect your timeline. And yes, it was a cheap move, but I literally don't know whose post to even take into account.

Absolutely no posting culture. Even my edit lock got retconned. Harumph.

[AMimsyBorogove]

See MY above post. I just did.

Also, that's because I LASERED YOUR EDIT LOCK.

Long story short, I retro-proactively stole the apple from Dryu in the brief moment in which I ascended to his level of space-time, therefore bringing the apple back inside itself, and reversing the flow of everythingness to revert the universe to its previous state.

[Guyshane]

WTF is going on anymore?

[Victin]

WTF is going on anymore?

NINJAS

NINJAS ARE GOING ON

LET'S DISCUSS IT ON THE CHAT

SHALL WE?

[Sicon112]

OK, so Dryu did his thing, and then I did.... something that even I really don't understand, but it involved pipe organs and galaxy dogs. That... didn't really do anything or have a point, now that I think about it. It was just weird. Anyhow, according to my previous posts I am now... something. Yeah, I'll just be over here now and let you guys fight over the apple for a while...

[Guyshane]

OK, so Dryu did his thing, and then I did.... something that even I really don't understand, but it involved pipe organs and galaxy dogs. That... didn't really do anything or have a point, now that I think about it. It was just weird. Anyhow, according to my previous posts I am now... something. Yeah, I'll just be over here now and let you guys fight over the apple for a while...

Can i join you? I can't be greedy while my head hurts this much

[Dryunya]

MOD OVERRIDE: I DECLARE MIMSY'S EPIC POST TO BE CANON.

Egregious ninjas ignoring the cause-and-effect will be shot on sight.

Carry on.

[Victin]

OK, so Dryu did his thing, and then I did.... something that even I really don't understand, but it involved pipe organs and galaxy dogs. That... didn't really do anything or have a point, now that I think about it. It was just weird. Anyhow, according to my previous posts I am now... something. Yeah, I'll just be over here now and let you guys fight over the apple for a while...

Can i join you? I can't be greedy while my head hurts this much

Can I join you both? I don't even know who I am anymore

[Endless Sea]

Also, Dryu, I'm not sure what you tried to pull with that last post, but that's a dick move too.

Technically, I didn't affect your timeline. And yes, it was a cheap move, but I literally don't know whose post to even take into account.

Absolutely no posting culture. Even my edit lock got retconned. Harumph.

Yours.

See MY above post. I just did.

Also, that's because I LASERED YOUR EDIT LOCK.

Long story short, I retro-proactively stole the apple from Dryu in the brief moment in which I ascended to his level of space-time, therefore bringing the apple back inside itself, and reversing the flow of everythingness to revert the universe to its previous state.

Except not, because his post didn't allow for it.

Time starts to break and remold itself on the strings of space, while an hamburger sings the hegemony of the spheres, in joy because of the forbidden oblivion. Your minds are teared apart, and your souls were melt. Your bodies stood still watching as the Truth, yes, the One Truth warped Manipulation, Warping, Rules, Limits, Boundaries, Infinite, Nothing, Beyond and Possibility to create the limitless true retcon. Yes, I'm glad that the Apple Itself solved the problem, by calling the pirates of the Flying Spaghetti Monsters, that in their hamburger spaceship managed to destroy the embodiment of the conceptless. As everything became what it once was, one could watch the End and Beggining dacing together in a ballroom in the Middle of the Multiverse, as a meatball plays a song, of death and sadness, shredding madness along those who do not want to believe what they just saw.

After all, the Apple knows everything, and can do everything. Not even nothing is beyond Its power. The true omnipotency and omniscience. No one can grasp the true power of the Apple.

tl;dr: The Apple cosmic retconned what just happened from Dryu's post on.

Still enjoying the apple in my timeline.

I fear you timeline was destroyed.

Time starts to break and remold itself on the strings of space, while an hamburger sings the hegemony of the spheres, in joy because of the forbidden oblivion. Your minds are teared apart, and your souls were melt. Your bodies stood still watching as the Truth, yes, the One Truth warped Manipulation, Warping, Rules, Limits, Boundaries, Infinite, Nothing, Beyond and Possibility to create the limitless true retcon. Yes, I'm glad that the Apple Itself solved the problem, by calling the pirates of the Flying Spaghetti Monsters, that in their hamburger spaceship managed to destroy the embodiment of the conceptless. As everything became what it once was, one could watch the End and Beggining dacing together in a ballroom in the Middle of the Multiverse, as a meatball plays a song, of death and sadness, shredding madness along those who do not want to believe what they just saw.

After all, the Apple knows everything, and can do everything. Not even nothing is beyond Its power. The true omnipotency and omniscience. No one can grasp the true power of the Apple.

tl;dr: The Apple cosmic retconned what just happened from Dryu's post on.

...Okay, now that's just bullshit. A wizard did it? Seriously? That's your comeback? Come on, man, actually try and take the damn thing, don't just cosmic retcon everything. Also, Dryu, I'm not sure what you tried to pull with that last post, but that's a dick move too.

(OOC: Dude, I dunno what happened, I only see you destroying the universe and rebuilding it that I don't know anymore. If I had done it myself, people would be complaining, so I made the apple do it so none would complain >_<)

And that's the complete opposite of what would actually happen.

[Endless Sea]

See MY above post. I just did.

Also, that's because I LASERED YOUR EDIT LOCK.

Long story short, I retro-proactively stole the apple from Dryu in the brief moment in which I ascended to his level of space-time, therefore bringing the apple back inside itself, and reversing the flow of everythingness to revert the universe to its previous state.

...That might actually work.

*portals in, swipes Apple, portals out*

[Victin]

...Okay, now that's just bullshit. A wizard did it? Seriously? That's your comeback? Come on, man, actually try and take the damn thing, don't just cosmic retcon everything. Also, Dryu, I'm not sure what you tried to pull with that last post, but that's a dick move too.

(OOC: Dude, I dunno what happened, I only see you destroying the universe and rebuilding it that I don't know anymore. If I had done it myself, people would be complaining, so I made the apple do it so none would complain >_<)

And that's the complete opposite of what would actually happen.

(OOC:So I retcon myself into doing what I said the apple did.)

[AMimsyBorogove]

Well, evidently, we're back to "Sicon reversed the world, turning it into a 6 Cuil level realm of madness. I punched Dryu in the face, then went to a waffle house and became an Albatross. I'm currently somewhere south of Alpha Centauri, Dryu is in a few million pieces, and I guess the Galaxy Dogs Sicon released have the apple...?"

[Sicon112]

Well, evidently, we're back to "Sicon reversed the world, turning it into a 6 Cuil level realm of madness. I punched Dryu in the face, then went to a waffle house and became an Albatross. I'm currently somewhere south of Alpha Centauri, Dryu is in a few million pieces, and I guess the Galaxy Dogs Sicon released have the apple...?"

Uh.... yes?

[Sicon112]

WAIT! The dogs got flattened by the pipe organs! And Dryu is fine, his internal organs are just galaxy sized pipe organs, and that is somehow not hurting him.

[Dryunya]

I make a galaxy-scaled inhale into the organ pipes, sucking the apple inside myself... as well as Sicon, Victin and a few dozen star systems.

[Endless Sea]

I make a galaxy-scaled inhale into the organ pipes, sucking the apple inside myself... as well as Sicon, Victin and a few dozen star systems.

*plasma-punches Dryu in the stomach, causing him to vomit the Apple back up, which I steal and portal out with*

[Sicon112]

I make a galaxy-scaled inhale into the organ pipes, sucking the apple inside myself... as well as Sicon, Victin and a few dozen star systems.

*An enormous Sicon suddenly walks out of a black hole perpendicular to all three dimensions of the universe.*

Well that was odd... now where did Endless get to...

[Victin]

I make a galaxy-scaled inhale into the organ pipes, sucking the apple inside myself... as well as Sicon, Victin and a few dozen star systems.

*starts growing due to side-offect of being inhaled by Dryu*

*becomes a 17-dimension eldritch abomination, still with the power of the Third Eye*

*steals the Apple from Endless from within Dryu and gives it to Sicon*

[Dryunya]

Being a multitude of giant organs, I play the loudest rickroll in the universe.

[AMimsyBorogove]

*I devour Alpha Centauri, transforming back to full power just in time to inherit an antiques shop from my nonexistent grandfather, who abruptly transforms into a hedgehog, leaving me in charge of his property. Taking this shop, I uproot it and, teleporting to Victin, drop it on top of him, stealing the apple, teleporting to giant Sicon, and ramming the fruit through his eye socket. I teleport away in time to dance to the universe-rickroll.*

[Sicon112]

Being a multitude of giant organs, I play the loudest rickroll in the universe.

Be quiet you! *Jams apple into his pipes*

[AMimsyBorogove]

*Takes apple back out.*

Hey! I LIKED the Dryunyckroll!