Steal the Apple!!

[Endless Sea]

*Mimsy explodes, as the apple Sicon used was actually an apple-shaped nuke*

[Victin]

*I devour Alpha Centauri, transforming back to full power just in time to inherit an antiques shop from my nonexistent grandfather, who abruptly transforms into a hedgehog, leaving me in charge of his property. Taking this shop, I uproot it and, teleporting to Victin, drop it on top of him, stealing the apple, teleporting to giant Sicon, and ramming the fruit through his eye socket. I teleport away in time to dance to the universe-rickroll.*

I have no idea what I just saw. And I noticed one of my 1025 feet is an hambuguer that can unravels the fabric of space-time just by standing still. Let me see what happens when I properly use it.

*attempts to stomp Dryu's Rickroll using hamburguer-feet*

[Sicon112]

Being a multitude of giant organs, I play the loudest rickroll in the universe.

Be quiet you! *Jams apple into his pipes*

*Mimsy explodes, as the apple Sicon used was actually an apple-shaped nuke*

MIMSY explodes? Impressive nuke there....

[Endless Sea]

*Mimsy explodes, as the apple Sicon used was actually an apple-shaped nuke*

MIMSY explodes? :? Impressive nuke there....

Well, he was the one holding it, according to the previous page. BTW, I still have the real apple, here, as I took it from Dryu beforehand: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1051&start=150#p40417

[Victin]

*Mimsy explodes, as the apple Sicon used was actually an apple-shaped nuke*

MIMSY explodes? Impressive nuke there....

Well, he was the one holding it, according to the previous page. BTW, I still have the real apple, here, as I took it from Dryu beforehand.

*steps out of destroyed Dryu and attacks Endless using three-headed fireballs shot from my elenth right knee*

[Endless Sea]

Well, he was the one holding it, according to the previous page. BTW, I still have the real apple, here, as I took it from Dryu beforehand.

*steps out of destroyed Dryu and attacks Endless using three-headed fireballs shot from my elenth right knee*

*freezes fireballs, since I can do that*

Just try and take the damn thing already.

[AMimsyBorogove]

*Eats this nuke. Reverts to Yatagarasu Phoenix Mantle mode, emerging in an aura of flames. Spreading my mantle, I release an army of MALEVOLENT SPACE BADGERS to devour Endless, while I take the apple and shove it into Sicon's OTHER eye socket.*

[Victin]

Well, he was the one holding it, according to the previous page. BTW, I still have the real apple, here, as I took it from Dryu beforehand.

*steps out of destroyed Dryu and attacks Endless using three-headed fireballs shot from my elenth right knee*

*freezes fireballs, since I can do that*

Just try and take the damn thing already.

*the fireballs melt the ice, because their heads within their left-eye socket can melt any ica as seen in sub-paragraph 11 sub-section B7 and continue moving towards Endless, then they headbutt him in the stomach and picks the Apple*

[Sicon112]

*Eats this nuke. Reverts to Yatagarasu Phoenix Mantle mode, emerging in an aura of flames. Spreading my mantle, I release an army of MALEVOLENT SPACE BADGERS to devour Endless, while I take the apple and shove it into Sicon's OTHER eye socket.*

*Unfortunately, said eye socket has never really existed, and Mimsy just shoved it into a wormhole that spits it out on Eli's head, wherever she is*

[Endless Sea]

...So Victin took the Apple from Mimsy, who tried to shove it into Sicon's cranium, and I got headbutted by fireballs.

Seems legit.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Don't forget the MALEVOLENT SPACE BADGERS, Endless.

[Victin]

...So Victin took the Apple from Mimsy, who tried to shove it into Sicon's cranium, and I got headbutted by fireballs.

Seems legit.

Yeah...

Sicon or Mimsy, whom should I give the Apple to?

[AMimsyBorogove]

...

Neither. Eli apparently has it, so you can't.

[Endless Sea]

...So Victin took the Apple from Mimsy, who tried to shove it into Sicon's cranium, and I got headbutted by fireballs.

Seems legit.

Yeah...

Sicon or Mimsy, whom should I give the Apple to?

Well, I'm gonna swipe it, obvio-

Don't forget the MALEVOLENT SPACE BADGERS, Endless.

...OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Victin]

...

Neither. Eli apparently has it, so you can't.

How?

[eli_gone_crazy]

*Eats this nuke. Reverts to Yatagarasu Phoenix Mantle mode, emerging in an aura of flames. Spreading my mantle, I release an army of MALEVOLENT SPACE BADGERS to devour Endless, while I take the apple and shove it into Sicon's OTHER eye socket.*

*Unfortunately, said eye socket has never really existed, and Mimsy just shoved it into a wormhole that spits it out on Eli's head, wherever she is*

*The Apple hits my head*

OW! >_<

*examines Apple*

heh, right. I remember you.
*takes The Apple to the lab underneath The Tree, and the lab door seals shut behind her*

OH! and don't worry about getting in. this one's my contraption.

[Endless Sea]

...

Neither. Eli apparently has it, so you can't.

How?

Oops, made a mistake. Sicon teleported the Apple to Eli when Mimsy attacked him with it, and you took it from her. Either that, or the teleporting thing happened after you swiped it, which is in fact possible. Also, *incinerates malevolent space badgers*

[Victin]

*Eats this nuke. Reverts to Yatagarasu Phoenix Mantle mode, emerging in an aura of flames. Spreading my mantle, I release an army of MALEVOLENT SPACE BADGERS to devour Endless, while I take the apple and shove it into Sicon's OTHER eye socket.*

*Unfortunately, said eye socket has never really existed, and Mimsy just shoved it into a wormhole that spits it out on Eli's head, wherever she is*

*The Apple hits my head*

OW! >_<

*examines Apple*

heh, right. I remember you.
*takes The Apple to the lab underneath The Tree, and the lab door seals shut behind her*

OH! and don't worry about getting in. this one's my contraption.

*easily uses the Third Eye to steal the Apple without even getting close to the lab*

*puts a supernuke in the lab*

*throws Apple to Mimsy or Sicon, I can't see correctly*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Either this scenario was intentionally created to be weirder than the Coffee Room, or you guys have each have a cubic mile of insanity pent up in you. It's... mildly depressing.

[Endless Sea]

Either this scenario was intentionally created to be weirder than the Coffee Room, or you guys have each have a cubic mile of insanity pent up in you. It's... mildly depressing.

Nah, we're treating it as the Coffee Room 2.0 is all.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*easily uses the Third Eye to steal the Apple without even getting close to the lab*

*puts a supernuke in the lab*

*throws Apple to Mimsy or Sicon, I can't see correctly*

*The Apple remains in the Lab under The Tree and Victin is now blinded*

You really think I'd let THAT slip by?
The tree is the only permanent fixture of this world. nothing can reach me unless I WANT it too.

[Victin]

*easily uses the Third Eye to steal the Apple without even getting close to the lab*

*puts a supernuke in the lab*

*throws Apple to Mimsy or Sicon, I can't see correctly*

*The Apple remains in the Lab under The Tree and Victin is now blinded*

You really think I'd let THAT slip by?
The tree is the only permanent fixture of this world. nothing can reach me unless I WANT it too.

I can because I can use the Third Eye to reach anything. And I'm not really blinded, I lied. And there's a nuke in your lab right now. Thanks God I'm not there nor even close.

[Endless Sea]

*easily uses the Third Eye to steal the Apple without even getting close to the lab*

*puts a supernuke in the lab*

*throws Apple to Mimsy or Sicon, I can't see correctly*

*The Apple remains in the Lab under The Tree and Victin is now blinded*

You really think I'd let THAT slip by?
The tree is the only permanent fixture of this world. nothing can reach me unless I WANT it too. :twisted:

...So you're one with the tree, the Apple is now untouchable, and judging by my sudden shift in text color, Plasma Forme has faded.

Well, crap.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*easily uses the Third Eye to steal the Apple without even getting close to the lab*

*puts a supernuke in the lab*

*throws Apple to Mimsy or Sicon, I can't see correctly*

*The Apple remains in the Lab under The Tree and Victin is now blinded*

You really think I'd let THAT slip by?
The tree is the only permanent fixture of this world. nothing can reach me unless I WANT it too.

I can because I can use the Third Eye to reach anything. And I'm not really blinded, I lied. And there's a nuke in your lab right now. Thanks God I'm not there nor even close.

Actually, no. the Nuke is Outside. Permanent fixtures include but are not limited to, no warps. I hope you have fun!

[Guyshane]

*easily uses the Third Eye to steal the Apple without even getting close to the lab*

*puts a supernuke in the lab*

*throws Apple to Mimsy or Sicon, I can't see correctly*

*The Apple remains in the Lab under The Tree and Victin is now blinded*

You really think I'd let THAT slip by?
The tree is the only permanent fixture of this world. nothing can reach me unless I WANT it too.

I can because I can use the Third Eye to reach anything. And I'm not really blinded, I lied. And there's a nuke in your lab right now. Thanks God I'm not there nor even close.

*Absorbs the energy from the nuke* Mine