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AMimsyBorogove wrote:*I devour Alpha Centauri, transforming back to full power just in time to inherit an antiques shop from my nonexistent grandfather, who abruptly transforms into a hedgehog, leaving me in charge of his property. Taking this shop, I uproot it and, teleporting to Victin, drop it on top of him, stealing the apple, teleporting to giant Sicon, and ramming the fruit through his eye socket. I teleport away in time to dance to the universe-rickroll.*

Endless Sea wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

Dryunya wrote:Being a multitude of giant organs, I play the loudest rickroll in the universe.

Be quiet you! *Jams apple into his pipes*

*Mimsy explodes, as the apple Sicon used was actually an apple-shaped nuke*

Sicon112 wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:*Mimsy explodes, as the apple Sicon used was actually an apple-shaped nuke*

MIMSY explodes? :? Impressive nuke there....

Endless Sea wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:*Mimsy explodes, as the apple Sicon used was actually an apple-shaped nuke*

MIMSY explodes? Impressive nuke there....

Well, he was the one holding it, according to the previous page. BTW, I still have the real apple, here, as I took it from Dryu beforehand.

Victin wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:Well, he was the one holding it, according to the previous page. BTW, I still have the real apple, here, as I took it from Dryu beforehand.

*steps out of destroyed Dryu and attacks Endless using three-headed fireballs shot from my elenth right knee*

Endless Sea wrote:

Victin wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:Well, he was the one holding it, according to the previous page. BTW, I still have the real apple, here, as I took it from Dryu beforehand.

*steps out of destroyed Dryu and attacks Endless using three-headed fireballs shot from my elenth right knee*

*freezes fireballs, since I can do that*

Just try and take the damn thing already.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:*Eats this nuke. Reverts to Yatagarasu Phoenix Mantle mode, emerging in an aura of flames. Spreading my mantle, I release an army of MALEVOLENT SPACE BADGERS to devour Endless, while I take the apple and shove it into Sicon's OTHER eye socket.*

Endless Sea wrote:...So Victin took the Apple from Mimsy, who tried to shove it into Sicon's cranium, and I got headbutted by fireballs.

Seems legit.

Victin wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:...So Victin took the Apple from Mimsy, who tried to shove it into Sicon's cranium, and I got headbutted by fireballs.

Seems legit.

Yeah...

Sicon or Mimsy, whom should I give the Apple to?

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Don't forget the MALEVOLENT SPACE BADGERS, Endless.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:...

Neither. Eli apparently has it, so you can't.

Sicon112 wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:*Eats this nuke. Reverts to Yatagarasu Phoenix Mantle mode, emerging in an aura of flames. Spreading my mantle, I release an army of MALEVOLENT SPACE BADGERS to devour Endless, while I take the apple and shove it into Sicon's OTHER eye socket.*

*Unfortunately, said eye socket has never really existed, and Mimsy just shoved it into a wormhole that spits it out on Eli's head, wherever she is*

Victin wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:...

Neither. Eli apparently has it, so you can't.

How?

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:*Eats this nuke. Reverts to Yatagarasu Phoenix Mantle mode, emerging in an aura of flames. Spreading my mantle, I release an army of MALEVOLENT SPACE BADGERS to devour Endless, while I take the apple and shove it into Sicon's OTHER eye socket.*

*Unfortunately, said eye socket has never really existed, and Mimsy just shoved it into a wormhole that spits it out on Eli's head, wherever she is*

*The Apple hits my head*

OW! >_<

*examines Apple*

heh, right. I remember you.
*takes The Apple to the lab underneath The Tree, and the lab door seals shut behind her*

OH! and don't worry about getting in. this one's my contraption.

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Either this scenario was intentionally created to be weirder than the Coffee Room, or you guys have each have a cubic mile of insanity pent up in you. It's... mildly depressing.

Victin wrote:*easily uses the Third Eye to steal the Apple without even getting close to the lab*

*puts a supernuke in the lab*

*throws Apple to Mimsy or Sicon, I can't see correctly*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Victin wrote:*easily uses the Third Eye to steal the Apple without even getting close to the lab*

*puts a supernuke in the lab*

*throws Apple to Mimsy or Sicon, I can't see correctly*

*The Apple remains in the Lab under The Tree and Victin is now blinded*

You really think I'd let THAT slip by?
The tree is the only permanent fixture of this world. nothing can reach me unless I WANT it too.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Victin wrote:*easily uses the Third Eye to steal the Apple without even getting close to the lab*

*puts a supernuke in the lab*

*throws Apple to Mimsy or Sicon, I can't see correctly*

*The Apple remains in the Lab under The Tree and Victin is now blinded*

You really think I'd let THAT slip by?
The tree is the only permanent fixture of this world. nothing can reach me unless I WANT it too. :twisted:

Victin wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Victin wrote:*easily uses the Third Eye to steal the Apple without even getting close to the lab*

*puts a supernuke in the lab*

*throws Apple to Mimsy or Sicon, I can't see correctly*

*The Apple remains in the Lab under The Tree and Victin is now blinded*

You really think I'd let THAT slip by?
The tree is the only permanent fixture of this world. nothing can reach me unless I WANT it too.

I can because I can use the Third Eye to reach anything. And I'm not really blinded, I lied. And there's a nuke in your lab right now. Thanks God I'm not there nor even close.

Victin wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Victin wrote:*easily uses the Third Eye to steal the Apple without even getting close to the lab*

*puts a supernuke in the lab*

*throws Apple to Mimsy or Sicon, I can't see correctly*

*The Apple remains in the Lab under The Tree and Victin is now blinded*

You really think I'd let THAT slip by?
The tree is the only permanent fixture of this world. nothing can reach me unless I WANT it too.

I can because I can use the Third Eye to reach anything. And I'm not really blinded, I lied. And there's a nuke in your lab right now. Thanks God I'm not there nor even close.