Steal the Apple!!

[AMimsyBorogove]

Good news, Endless! The attack you just made against my furry friends didn't work, because you didn't type "MALEVOLENT SPACE BADGERS" in all caps, which is their proper form of address. You just shot some completely unrelated other, non-capitalized malevolent space badgers.

[Victin]

*The Apple remains in the Lab under The Tree and Victin is now blinded*

You really think I'd let THAT slip by?
The tree is the only permanent fixture of this world. nothing can reach me unless I WANT it too.

I can because I can use the Third Eye to reach anything. And I'm not really blinded, I lied. And there's a nuke in your lab right now. Thanks God I'm not there nor even close.

Actually, no. the Nuke is Outside. Permanent fixtures include but are not limited to, no warps. I hope you have fun!

*shrugs*

Okay, I don't mind destroying people. I only know that I didn't warp anything, my Third Eye is a natural spatial anomaly. It's like a door that moves, no true warping. And you tried to get me blind by warping me in. You're contradicting yourself.

[Victin]

*The Apple remains in the Lab under The Tree and Victin is now blinded*

You really think I'd let THAT slip by?
The tree is the only permanent fixture of this world. nothing can reach me unless I WANT it too.

I can because I can use the Third Eye to reach anything. And I'm not really blinded, I lied. And there's a nuke in your lab right now. Thanks God I'm not there nor even close.

*Absorbs the energy from the nuke* Mine

*evil laugh*

You know I secretly made it a supernuke of bees, don't you?

[Endless Sea]

Good news, Endless! The attack you just made against my furry friends didn't work, because you didn't type "MALEVOLENT SPACE BADGERS" in all caps, which is their proper form of address. You just shot some completely unrelated other, non-capitalized malevolent space badgers.

...Crap.

*is eaten*

(AND NOW I AM IN SPECTATOR MODE. Okay, I can deal with that.)

[Guyshane]

*annhilates bees with an energy blast*
You must do better than that. and maybe look up what an orange lantern is so you can see how useless bees are against me

[Endless Sea]

I can because I can use the Third Eye to reach anything. And I'm not really blinded, I lied. And there's a nuke in your lab right now. Thanks God I'm not there nor even close.

*Absorbs the energy from the nuke* Mine

Guyshane, you're supposed to go for the Apple.

[Sicon112]

Good news, Endless! The attack you just made against my furry friends didn't work, because you didn't type "MALEVOLENT SPACE BADGERS" in all caps, which is their proper form of address. You just shot some completely unrelated other, non-capitalized malevolent space badgers.

...Crap.

*is eaten*

(AND NOW I AM IN SPECTATOR MODE. Okay, I can deal with that.)

I believe I will join you. Not join you being eaten, that would be annoying. But I will join you in spectator mode for a bit.

[Victin]

Good news, Endless! The attack you just made against my furry friends didn't work, because you didn't type "MALEVOLENT SPACE BADGERS" in all caps, which is their proper form of address. You just shot some completely unrelated other, non-capitalized malevolent space badgers.

...Crap.

*is eaten*

(AND NOW I AM IN SPECTATOR MODE. Okay, I can deal with that.)

I believe I will join you. Not join you being eaten, that would be annoying. But I will join you in spectator mode for a bit.

So I think the Apple is Mimsy's.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Nah, it's still Eli's.

...

*Offhandedly fires a solar-system destroying laser at the lab to see what happens.*

[Victin]

Nah, it's still Eli's.

...

*Offhandedly fires a solar-system destroying laser at the lab to see what happens.*

How? I gave it to Sicon/Mimsy. Unless I mistook you for eli, so that means... I mistook you for a girl. And I got lost. Eli, care to help me?

[AMimsyBorogove]

Well, Eli seems to have prevented spacial warping inside her doom lab, so I'd say she still has it. Anyway, how exactly are you entering a portal that's inside your own forehead, anyhow?

[Victin]

Well, Eli seems to have prevented spacial warping inside her doom lab, so I'd say she still has it. Anyway, how exactly are you entering a portal that's inside your own forehead, anyhow?

It wasn't warping. I explained it multiple times, and I would do it again, but since eli told me not to.

And I did it the same way you did.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Eh. Fine. Whatever.

*Takes apple and begins juggling it.*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I shall remain hidden, observing the battles until the inevitable period of sanity arrives. Should be here by the 20th. *vanishes* I missed this.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Who are you kidding? There's no such thing as sanity in this thread.

By the way, since I've had the apple for two posts now... doesn't that mean I win?

[eli_gone_crazy]

Who are you kidding? There's no such thing as sanity in this thread.

By the way, since I've had the apple for two posts now... doesn't that mean I win?

>> technically the Apple is still in the lab... so no clue what you're holding

[Dryunya]

I suddenly get a bit of common sense, remember that I can't live as pipe organs in space, and die.

I respawn as an atom-sized Pac-Man. Representing the other atoms as dots, I eat through the hull of Eli's lab. Having got to the apple, I'm still too small to steal it (because I'm atom-sized), and I start eating the apple (atom by atom) in hope of growing up.

[Endless Sea]

I suddenly get a bit of common sense, remember that I can't live as pipe organs in space, and die.

I respawn as an atom-sized Pac-Man. Representing the other atoms as dots, I eat through the hull of Eli's lab. Having got to the apple, I'm still too small to steal it (because I'm atom-sized), and I start eating the apple (atom by atom) in hope of growing up.

And fall comatose, because that's what the Apple does. You'll wake up next page. I think. Are we still running with the comatose thing?

[eli_gone_crazy]

I suddenly get a bit of common sense, remember that I can't live as pipe organs in space, and die.

I respawn as an atom-sized Pac-Man. Representing the other atoms as dots, I eat through the hull of Eli's lab. Having got to the apple, I'm still too small to steal it (because I'm atom-sized), and I start eating the apple (atom by atom) in hope of growing up.

*continues experiments on The Apple*
*The Apple explodes*

*both The Apple and Dryu are respawned at the base of The Tree

[AMimsyBorogove]

...

*Fires anti-solar-system wave motion gun danmaku at the lab for no real reason.*

[eli_gone_crazy]

...

*Fires anti-solar-system wave motion gun danmaku at the lab for no real reason.*

>>Lab remains unaffected except for some new ceiling lights.

[Dryunya]

I respawn as a construction worker from Britain who believes there's Narnia in his stomach.

I start punching the tree. Having beaten my arm into a bloody pulp, I realize I'm not in Minecraft.
Having finally noticed the apple that popped out right next to me (at the base of the tree), I take it with my left hand (because the right hand is in a bloody pulp).

- I am a construction worker! SHOW ME THE BEST YOU GOT! COME AT ME! RAWWWR!

[AMimsyBorogove]

*Teleports behind worker!Dryu, wielding a pipe wrench supplemented by the powers of the Evil Phoenix. I proceed to deliver a beatdown so long and so epic that, if put into text form, it would dwarf all of my RPG posts combined. For the sake of brevity, we will simply say that Dryu is no more, along with the rest of this galaxy, I am now proud owner of an IHOP joint in the Scottish Dimension, and the pipe wrench I used as a weapon was transformed into a space-zeppelin at some point or another. Also, I have the apple.*

[Dryunya]

I respawn as an apple pie.
I do nothing, because I'm an apple pie.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*still in the lab underneath The Tree, studying away*