Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:58 pmDryunya wrote:I respawn as an apple pie.
I do nothing, because I'm an apple pie.
*eats Dryu*
*eats Dryu*
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Steal the Apple!!
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:58 pm*eats Dryu*
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:58 pmAMimsyBorogove wrote:*Teleports behind worker!Dryu, wielding a pipe wrench supplemented by the powers of the Evil Phoenix. I proceed to deliver a beatdown so long and so epic that, if put into text form, it would dwarf all of my RPG posts combined. For the sake of brevity, we will simply say that Dryu is no more, along with the rest of this galaxy, I am now proud owner of an IHOP joint in the Scottish Dimension, and the pipe wrench I used as a weapon was transformed into a space-zeppelin at some point or another. Also, I have the apple.*
Mimseh. Quit with the collateral damage. It's not fun for the rest of us. Even the spectators.
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:59 pm...
*Steals the Dryu-pie from Victin's stomach, reforming it into a pie once again.*
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ZEPPELIN CREWS, RAMMING SPEED!
*Sends the Space-Zeppelin-Wrench at light speed to crash through the side of Eli's laboratory. It explodes violently, and I come triple backflipping out of the blast, spinning around in mid air, and pie-ing Eli in the face with Pie!Dryu. I then proceed to stroll casually back through the exploding wreckage of the zeppelin, and out of the lab.*
NEVAH, ENDLESS!
*Steals the Dryu-pie from Victin's stomach, reforming it into a pie once again.*
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ZEPPELIN CREWS, RAMMING SPEED!
*Sends the Space-Zeppelin-Wrench at light speed to crash through the side of Eli's laboratory. It explodes violently, and I come triple backflipping out of the blast, spinning around in mid air, and pie-ing Eli in the face with Pie!Dryu. I then proceed to stroll casually back through the exploding wreckage of the zeppelin, and out of the lab.*
NEVAH, ENDLESS!
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:01 pmAMimsyBorogove wrote:...
*Steals the Dryu-pie from Victin's stomach, reforming it into a pie once again.*
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ZEPPELIN CREWS, RAMMING SPEED!
*Sends the Space-Zeppelin-Wrench at light speed to crash through the side of Eli's laboratory. It explodes violently, and I come triple backflipping out of the blast, spinning around in mid air, and pie-ing Eli in the face with Pie!Dryu. I then proceed to stroll casually back through the exploding wreckage of the zeppelin, and out of the lab.*
NEVAH, ENDLESS!
*eats Dryu and eli's face (the latter bu accident) due to containment breach*
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:02 pmVictin wrote:AMimsyBorogove wrote:...
*Steals the Dryu-pie from Victin's stomach, reforming it into a pie once again.*
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ZEPPELIN CREWS, RAMMING SPEED!
*Sends the Space-Zeppelin-Wrench at light speed to crash through the side of Eli's laboratory. It explodes violently, and I come triple backflipping out of the blast, spinning around in mid air, and pie-ing Eli in the face with Pie!Dryu. I then proceed to stroll casually back through the exploding wreckage of the zeppelin, and out of the lab.*
NEVAH, ENDLESS!
*eats Dryu and eli's face (the latter bu accident) due to containment breach*
how could there be a containment breach in a lab that exists outside of time? how could you reach said lab? why would you even eat my face, I am no pie.Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:05 pmI turn out to secretly have been like Doomsday, but an apple pie.
I respawn as an apple pie that can't be killed by throwing it at people and being eaten. I also evolved a mouth, because what the hell.
I sing a Rick Roll badly out of tune. Having finished, I stretch my upper jaw, turn it inside out and use it as a spring to flip myself over. Now I'm crawling in the direction of the Apple by sinking my teeth into the ground.
I respawn as an apple pie that can't be killed by throwing it at people and being eaten. I also evolved a mouth, because what the hell.
I sing a Rick Roll badly out of tune. Having finished, I stretch my upper jaw, turn it inside out and use it as a spring to flip myself over. Now I'm crawling in the direction of the Apple by sinking my teeth into the ground.
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:08 pmDryunya wrote:I turn out to secretly have been like Doomsday, but an apple pie.
I respawn as an apple pie that can't be killed by throwing it at people and being eaten. I also evolved a mouth, because what the hell.
I sing a Rick Roll badly out of tune. Having finished, I stretch my upper jaw, turn it inside out and use it as a spring to flip myself over. Now I'm crawling in the direction of the Apple by sinking my teeth into the ground.
*helps Dryu by sendind a three-headed fireball to pick up the Apple and hand it to him*
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:11 pmVictin wrote:*helps Dryu by sendind a three-headed fireball to pick up the Apple and hand it to him*
*turns into FireFox and yoinks the apple*
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:11 pmWelp, there goes the continuity. And any hope I had of understanding this freaking thread.
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:11 pmIslaKariese wrote:Victin wrote:*helps Dryu by sendind a three-headed fireball to pick up the Apple and hand it to him*
*turns into FireFox and yoinks the apple*
*turns into Google Chrome and yoinks the apple*
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:12 pmS_o_S wrote:IslaKariese wrote:Victin wrote:*helps Dryu by sendind a three-headed fireball to pick up the Apple and hand it to him*
*turns into FireFox and yoinks the apple*
*turns into Google Chrome and yoinks the apple*
*uses magic to trap them at Internet Explore during the 90s*
*from the outside, steals the Apple*
*tries to give it to Dryu, but gives it to Endless instead because I rolled a 2*
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:13 pm*Removes the internet adapter of everythingness, thereby disconnecting both Isla and SoS. Then fires a laser at Endless for no real reason.*
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:13 pmEndless Sea wrote:Welp, there goes the continuity. And any hope I had of understanding this freaking thread.
^Implying any of us had any hope to begin with.
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:14 pmSo... much... lag...!
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:15 pmI bite Endless' leg and trash-talk him.
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:15 pmAMimsyBorogove wrote:*Removes the internet adapter of everythingness, thereby disconnecting both Isla and SoS. Then fires a laser at Endless for no real reason.*
Yay! I tricked Mimsy of all people!
Endless is dead! You killed him! 
He can't have the Apple.*hands The True One Apple to Mimsy*
Sorry Boss, I didn't plan to trick you.
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:16 pmHow the hell is everyone attacking me when I'm in spectator mode and my body got eaten by MALEVOLENT SPACE BADGERS?
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:17 pm*turns into Steve Jobs* Hey, that's mine!
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:18 pmIslaKariese wrote:*turns into Steve Jobs* Hey, that's mine!
*watches as isla drops dead because Steve Jobs is dead, and she turned into a dead body*
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:18 pmEndless Sea wrote:How the hell is everyone attacking me when I'm in spectator mode and my body got eaten by MALEVOLENT SPACE BADGERS?
Because you somehow had the apple?
I don't know how I bit your leg then, though. But I did, so it's canon now. Therefore, I am also an apple pie that can bite and trash-talk spirits.
I bite Mimsy now. Because he has the apple.
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:19 pmI DON'T KNOW! Maybe I blew up the MALEVOLENT SPACE BADGERS, or something. And your remains along with them.
Also, YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS APPLE! YOU ALREADY HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD APPLE OF YOUR OWN! AND YOU CAN'T HAVE MY LEG, EITHER! *Repairs space zeppelin with spiral power and teleports quickly to it to escape Kariese Jobs and the Dryu-pie.*
Also, YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS APPLE! YOU ALREADY HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD APPLE OF YOUR OWN! AND YOU CAN'T HAVE MY LEG, EITHER! *Repairs space zeppelin with spiral power and teleports quickly to it to escape Kariese Jobs and the Dryu-pie.*
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:19 pmAll is going according to plan...
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:21 pmVictin wrote:IslaKariese wrote:*turns into Steve Jobs* Hey, that's mine!
*watches as isla drops dead because Steve Jobs is dead, and she turned into a dead body*
I'm an Eldritch, hun, I haven't even started yet. *Jumps up and lands on the zeppelin*
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:22 pmI curse loudly, because I can't fly.
Someone kill me. ._.
Someone kill me. ._.
Re: Steal the Apple!!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:23 pmIslaKariese wrote:Victin wrote:IslaKariese wrote:*turns into Steve Jobs* Hey, that's mine!
*watches as isla drops dead because Steve Jobs is dead, and she turned into a dead body*
I'm an Eldritch, hun, I haven't even started yet. *Jumps up and lands on the zeppelin*
*summons Windows to attack "Steve Jobs" AKA IslaKariese*
*turns to Mimsy* Anything else Boss?
*attempts to kill Dryu using nothing at all*