Steal the Apple!!

[Victin]

*Respawns as an abomination born from the Project Fuck The World*

Well then. Lava. How nice. I could live here.

*Takes the apple and lives in the fiery abyss.*

Come at me bro!

*watches as Dryu walks in the hellish lava and picks up the apple I and Genndy were trying to fish*

*shrugs*

*goes visit Dryu's new home and gifts him an hellish fishing rod*

[Dryunya]

*Wiggles in his solidified lava skin*
*Is pissed*

[Victin]

*Wiggles in his solidified lava skin*
*Is pissed*

Well, since Dryu is solified...

*picks up the apple, create two grenades and puts them within two apples looking as good as The One Apple*

*throws apples behind Dryu*

*gives him an hellish fishing rod*

[AMimsyBorogove]

*Black flames flicker around Dryunya, slowly coalescing into a feather-patterned, tattered mantle of flickering dark fires. Scarlet hellfire begins to dance around his limbs, and the coating of hardened lava swiftly heats and returns to its molten state as he is granted Borogovian powers by a mysterious force.*

CAST THEE IN THE NAME OF THE BOROGOVE, YE NOT GUILTY.

[Dryunya]

VERY WELL. I WAS GOING TO FREE MYSELF, BUT I WOULDN'T TURN DOWN MORE POWER.

*Assimilates the fiery abyss into its body* Because I'm a magma abomination and stuff. >_>

Victin.

*Blasts magma tentacles into Victin's body and shifts all its substance through them, enveloping Victin. The pressure on Victin's body gets stronger with every word.*

Return the apple unharmed. I shall not ask twice.

[Victin]

VERY WELL. I WAS GOING TO FREE MYSELF, BUT I WOULDN'T TURN DOWN MORE POWER.

*Assimilates the fiery abyss into its body* Because I'm a magma abomination and stuff. >_>

Victin.

*Blasts magma tentacles into Victin's body and shifts all its substance through them, enveloping Victin. The pressure on Victin's body gets stronger with every word.*

Return the apple unharmed. I shall not ask twice.

The apple is behind you, how do you expect me to pick it up since you're holding me?

[Dryunya]

Oh, I thought you left THAT one apple with you. Sorry, puny mortal. Ultimate godly derp.

*Engulfs all 3 apples inside itself. Being as large as the fiery abyss it engulfed, shrugs as the 2 grenades explode inside its body*

Oh, I guess that means I have eaten the apple.

*Hardens the outer crusts and begins the apple's lava-digestion*

[Victin]

Oh, I thought you left THAT one apple with you. Sorry, puny mortal. Ultimate godly derp.

*Engulfs all 3 apples inside itself. Being as large as the fiery abyss it engulfed, shrugs as the 2 grenades explode inside its body*

Oh, I guess that means I have eaten the apple.

*Hardens the outer crusts and begins the apple's lava-digestion*

*shakes head and watches the apple fall through The Third Eye*

It seems I can access anything anywhere in Hell with this portal in my head.

*tries to change the portal and succeds*

Nevermind. I can access anything anywhere (anything nowhere, nothing anywhere, nothing nowhere, something somewhere, etc. included). Anyways, catch!

*throws apple behind Dryu again*

[Guyshane]

*catches Apple*
....Why did i do that????
*Throws apple at Dryu's head*

[Dryunya]

You. Dare. DEFY. ME.

YOU SHALL KNOW MY OMNIPRESENT WRATH!

*Shoots all of its lava tentacles into Victin's head portal, while applying the assimilation powers. As a result, everything has been assimilated into my lava essence. Yes, EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE IS NOW LAVA.*

WAIT...
The apple...
Derp.

[Guyshane]

*facepalms while riding away on top of a Roc*

[AMimsyBorogove]

Well, that was remarkably simple.

*The black mantle of flames around Dryunya abruptly splits partially off of him, beginning to coalesce into a human shape as the hellfire licking the surface of his lava body suddenly begins to press down on him, eating away at his form and absorbing his flames as the remains of the mantle still around him begin to crush down on him. Slowly, I take form, grasping Dryunya by the lava-face and wiping out his existence, using my powers over flames and magma to revert him into pure energy, at the same time ripping into his insides and tearing the apple from within. The moment it has been reclaimed, the lava abomination Dryu - and by extension the entire world, which he just lava-fied - implodes, then explodes with tremendous force. The lava abyss, being inside Victin's head, is entirely destroyed, resulting in Victin's head exploding. Genndy, nearby, is also caught up in the explosion, and atomized in an instant. The rest of the planet soon follows, having been assimilated by Dryunya and thus destroyed with him, leaving naught but a blank void in space-time where existence once was. When the light clears, the Borogove has blinked back into reality, and is slowly rising into the heavens, apple in hand.*

Just as planned. Now that that's done...

*Teleports to a completely different planet, preparing to eat his delicious apple.*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*is sitting underneath the apple tree, reading a book*

Are you STILL chasing after that apple? Don't you have better things to do?

*goes back to reading*

[Victin]

Hey look! The apple is immune to ANY outside effect. So it's not lava!

Let me see...

*through portal in head, throws the apple out of it, hitting the already existing apple*

OH GAWDFdafdndcvjiOIWJ*(FWU*S)DD*JHOIsjch*(JH98U89jI*SH*(WHfd89ashdc789ashc

[Guyshane]

*blasts everyone with the Death Star*

[Pixelmage]

*is sitting underneath the apple tree, reading a book*

Are you STILL chasing after that apple? Don't you have better things to do?

*goes back to reading*

That's true... Better to sit back and relax.

*lays down on the opposite side of the tree*
*falls asleep*

[AMimsyBorogove]

Yeah, all of the above posts are well and good, 'cept I just blew the planet up. ^^

[Guyshane]

Yeah, all of the above posts are well and good, 'cept I just blew the planet up. ^^

Thats why I'm in the Death Star

[Dryunya]

*Respawns as a random guy with a cucumber*

Uh...
>_>
<_<

O_O
THE APPLE!
I WANT THAT APPLE!

*Since everything but Mimsy's lingering shape is blasted away by the Death Star, takes an apple and takes a bite. Suddenly, the Apple's eldritch powers get the better of me, me merges with the cucumber I still had in my hand*

*Realizing that there has been no ground under him all along, takes another bite. The Apple's cosmic power fuels the Cucumber Man enough to grow into a new planet, with the Apple embedded in his core (bitten twice).*

[eli_gone_crazy]

Yeah, all of the above posts are well and good, 'cept I just blew the planet up. ^^

Recently discovered: The Tree has always existed, and will always exist. Funny what you find out when a planet implodes/explodes.

[Dryunya]

Addendum: I am a CUCUMBER planet.

[Victin]

*Respawns as a random guy with a cucumber*

Uh...
>_>
<_<

O_O
THE APPLE!
I WANT THAT APPLE!

*Since everything but Mimsy's lingering shape is blasted away by the Death Star, takes an apple and takes a bite. Suddenly, the Apple's eldritch powers get the better of me, me merges with the cucumber I still had in my hand*

*Realizing that there has been no ground under him all along, takes another bite. The Apple's cosmic power fuels the Cucumber Man enough to grow into a new planet, with the Apple embedded in his core (bitten twice).*

*notices Cucumber planet to be smaller than Pluto*

*blows it up by calling the power of Hell*

*picks the unbitten The One Apple and gives it to Mimsy*

[Dryunya]

*Respawns as Mimsy*
*Takes the apple*

ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodI'mgonnadie >_<

[AMimsyBorogove]

...

*Catches Death Star superlaser, then proceeds to assimilate it into space-warping evil phoenix flames. These coalesce around both hands, one pointed towards the new planet, the other towards the Death Star.*

Vermillion Phoenix ~ Rain of Scarlet Sky.

*Fires a few thousand wave motion guns at once in the form of Danmaku at both targets, destroying them in a flare of explody-ness. Teleporting away from the shattered planets, quickly teleports the apple to my hand and decides to take a bite before someone else takes it again.*

Ehem. So, now I've destroyed the moon. Twice. And the Earth. Twice. And the Death Star. If patterns are anything to go by, that space station will be respawning any second now...

[Endless Sea]

*Respawns as an abomination born from the Project Fuck The World*

Well then. Lava. How nice. I could live here.

*Takes the apple and lives in the fiery abyss.*

Come at me bro! :gurt:

I summon a Magicka wizard to use frost element on you. That inexplicably solidifies the lava.

YOINK!

*The wizard casts teleport and runs off*

YOU FIEND.

...oh hey I'm healthy again. That's cool. Yo, Crucible! Emergency portal, on the double! FIND ME THAT APPLE.

*a portal opens up, disgorging Sicon's wizard*

Yo. *swipes apple, portals to the Crucible*