Steal the Apple!!

[Victin]

Why don't we stop picking at continuity that's been around for more than 10 posts now?
Sheesh.

Because if I can't interact with the Apple using cuils, neither can them.

[Dryunya]

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I ragequit.

[Victin]

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I ragequit.

No problem, Qara explained why I couldn't do that. It's just that the way Mimsy said I was "using cuils" made me thought they were using cuils. Sorry.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

NO DRYU NO

Without you to protect me, this fortress will crumble!

Already the adamantium ticks faster, thumping out its tune like a beating heart. With each tick of the adamantium, I burst into flames and am reborn. With each rise from my own ashes, I silently beg Dryu, protector of the tea, to return to this fortress, this safe haven.

My sunglasses are regenerated in the colour octarine.

[Victin]

Wait a minute... Since Qara and Mimsy are the same person, as well as the Apple... They are an APPLE WORM!

You see: Mimsy + Qara = Hermaphrodite + Apple = Apple worm

It all makes sense right now. Whoa, I think I just brought cuil level down by finding a non-abstract explanation to it.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I am not a hermaphrodite. On account of the fact that I am an apple. Which happens to be Mimsy, who is a phoenix. The phoenix is me. The adamantium is ticking.

[The Wild West Pyro]

The world burns.

I do not care.

The world burns, but my flames do not hurt people at all- not leaving a single burn.

Instead, they provide warmth in cold countries and to homeless people in the cold nights.

I am proud.

I watch other countries, hot ones, put them out. I don't mind either.

I will simply sit on the moon, beside the Apollo Lunar Module and the mysterious cylindro conical projectile, still fully furnished, with a copy of From the Earth to the Moon beside it.

Using my flames, I have transported my Macbook Pro, several Blu ray dvds, a player, a Nokia 3310, my favourite books and all the stuff I need into the projectile.

Thank you Jules Verne, for writing about things that were actually real, even if it seemed improbable.

I sit on the moon, where I can somehow still breathe normally, without an oxygen tank, and watch them fight.

I'm technically out of the fight. I'll be sitting on the moon, watching you guys fight...IN SPACE.

[S_o_S]

... Dryu's gone. I'm locked in his vault.

Aw balls.

[Scarab]

... Dryu's gone. I'm locked in his vault.

Aw balls.

*Casually wanders past the vault eating a completely unrelated perfectly normal apple*

Hey SOS, need some help there?

[Victin]

... Dryu's gone. I'm locked in his vault.

Aw balls.

*Casually wanders past the vault eating a completely unrelated perfectly normal apple*

Hey SOS, need some help there?

*is an 17-dimensional abomination*

Hello miss. Do 'ya want help?

[JackAlsworth]

*Casually wanders past the vault eating a completely unrelated perfectly normal apple*

Hey SOS, need some help there?

a completely unrelated perfectly normal apple

There is no such thing.

[Scarab]

*Casually wanders past the vault eating a completely unrelated perfectly normal apple*

Hey SOS, need some help there?

a completely unrelated perfectly normal apple

There is no such thing.

I dunno what you're talking about, this is a Cox Pippin. *Bites apple* So SOS... a hand?

[Victin]

*Casually wanders past the vault eating a completely unrelated perfectly normal apple*

Hey SOS, need some help there?

a completely unrelated perfectly normal apple

There is no such thing.

I dunno what you're talking about, this is a Cox Pippin. *Bites apple* So SOS... a hand?

Again, wanna help, Milady?

[Scarab]

Again, wanna help, Milady?

Surem apparantly we need to get SOS out of this vault what he is stuck in.

[Victin]

Again, wanna help, Milady?

Surem apparantly we need to get SOS out of this vault what he is stuck in.

Wait, it's impenetrable, isn't it?

[Scarab]

Again, wanna help, Milady?

Surem apparantly we need to get SOS out of this vault what he is stuck in.

Wait, it's impenetrable, isn't it?

Pfft, no such thing, coffee room or no coffee room, NOTHING in the world is completely impenetrable, we just have to get creative about it. let's go in via the roof

[Victin]

Actually I was going to say it is impenetrable by the outside. And if SoS can hear you, it's penetrable by sound. And since Dryu can acess it there must be a key of sorts. Three ways to get in already.

[Scarab]

Actually I was going to say it is impenetrable by the outside. And if SoS can hear you, it's penetrable by sound. And since Dryu can acess it there must be a key of sorts. Three ways to get in already.

Well it's not like we can warp reality to get people out via the keyhole anymore, the Wall is fixed. How do we do this WITHIN the realms of human capacity?

[Victin]

Actually I was going to say it is impenetrable by the outside. And if SoS can hear you, it's penetrable by sound. And since Dryu can acess it there must be a key of sorts. Three ways to get in already.

Well it's not like we can warp reality to get people out via the keyhole anymore, the Wall is fixed. How do we do this WITHIN the realms of human capacity?

I'm a 17-dimensional abomination. Your point is invalid.

[Scarab]

I'm a 17-dimensional abomination. Your point is invalid.

...How are you doing that without the additional power provided by the breakages to the fourth wa...

You know what, never mind, point taken, break into the vault please, before SOS suffocates or something, I'm not sure there are vents.

[Victin]

I'm a 17-dimensional abomination. Your point is invalid.

...How are you doing that without the additional power provided by the breakages to the fourth wa...

You know what, never mind, point taken, break into the vault please, before SOS suffocates or something, I'm not sure there are vents.

*starts playing this in an 11-dimensional eletric guitar, generating universe breaking soundwaves*

Let's rock the place down, baby.

[S_o_S]

... Just go get Dryu damn it.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I'm outta the fight, just sitting on the moon, in a steampunk projectile, watching you guys BEAT THE CRAP AND OUTWIT THE HELL OUTTA EACH OTHER.

So I'm not fighting.

And guys, remember, YOU'RE FIGHTING ON GODDAMN MARS.

[JRPictures]

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This was a thread about stealing an apple.

I'm not even gonna ask how it got so derailed.


Ps I still have the apple.

[Scarab]

... Just go get Dryu damn it.

*Carefully uncovers her ears, which are still ringing like nobody's buisness* Ow... yeah... that might be a good plan. Or at the very least a plan which doesn't do the same level of damage to my ear canals. Um, Dryuuuu!

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This was a thread about stealing an apple.
I'm not even gonna ask how it got so derailed.
Ps I still have the apple.

Dude you can have the apple, mine was tastier anyway.