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*Eyebrow twitch. Lasers Endless, destroying his apple in the process.*

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE APPLE, AND IT'S MINE.

*approches Mimsy on the Death Star heading an armada of [Mass Effect] Reapers*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8

AMimsyBorogove wrote:...

*Eyebrow twitch. Lasers Endless, destroying his apple in the process.*

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE APPLE, AND IT'S MINE.

Ah, but that was only an ice clone, while I am safely in the Crucible, with this indestructable apple I nicked from your bro, which can be traced back to the first post, and is thus the original apple and the one everyone is trying to get. Ha.

Except the apple I gave to Dryu was a fake one, because I knew Dryu was actually Mimsy.

*takes The True One Apple from Third Eye and attempts to give it to Mimsy, but rolls an 1 in a 2d6 and epic fails by attempting to eat the apple*

Victin wrote:Except the apple I gave to Dryu was a fake one, because I knew Dryu was actually Mimsy.

*takes The True One Apple from Third Eye and attempts to give it to Mimsy, but rolls an 1 in a 2d6 and epic fails by attempting to eat the apple*

How does that even work?

*waits for people to try and steal the apple, which shall henceforth be called the Apple*

Endless Sea wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:...

*Eyebrow twitch. Lasers Endless, destroying his apple in the process.*

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE APPLE, AND IT'S MINE.

Ah, but that was only an ice clone, while I am safely in the Crucible, with this indestructable apple I nicked from your bro, which can be traced back to the first post, and is thus the original apple and the one everyone is trying to get. Ha.

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*Appears standing beside Endless, with no explanation of how he got there*

So.... How's it going?

Why are we fighting over an apple to begin with? I don't even like apples! *pulls out a grapefruit, and proceeds to eat it*

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In the words of Dragon Ball Z Abridged, I sure hope somebody picks up that phone...

*Powers up, mantle expanding to form a planet-sized pair of burning phoenix wings that spread wide, millions of wave motion guns of reality-piercing flames charging up along the countless flaming feathers as my eyes glow bright red, a giant pillar of scarlet flames forming around me as my body beneath turns jet black like a void, stars and galaxies spiraling across my surface like a picture of the universe beyond.*

BECAUSE I FREAKIN' CALLED IT!

Vermillion Phoenix ~ Heaven-Piercing Scarlet Lance. Tengen Toppa mode activate.

*Destroys the fleet and half the surrounding galaxy with a massive storm of superlasers.*

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Wait, WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?! *Crushes the Apple like a scouter. I.E., IT EXPLODES.*

*is sitting in the Apple tree, on the lowest branch*

>_> you guys DO realize you could just share the Apple, right?

Endless Sea wrote:

Victin wrote:Except the apple I gave to Dryu was a fake one, because I knew Dryu was actually Mimsy.

*takes The True One Apple from Third Eye and attempts to give it to Mimsy, but rolls an 1 in a 2d6 and epic fails by attempting to eat the apple*

How does that even work?

*waits for people to try and steal the apple, which shall henceforth be called the Apple*

I dunno. I know I have the apple. Actually, since I rolled so low, it simply disappeared. Wait, I see it now! It is with ELI!

*Blasts Genndy on general principles* now on to my next goal

Sicon112 wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:...

*Eyebrow twitch. Lasers Endless, destroying his apple in the process.*

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE APPLE, AND IT'S MINE.

Ah, but that was only an ice clone, while I am safely in the Crucible, with this indestructable apple I nicked from your bro, which can be traced back to the first post, and is thus the original apple and the one everyone is trying to get. Ha.

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*Appears standing beside Endless, with no explanation of how he got there*

So.... How's it going?

*guy who just appeared beside me with no explanation of how he got there spontaneously combusts before being blown to bits*

Booby traps, man. We gots plenty that here, and even more paranoia. Might wanna watch your step next time. :\

*radio drops from the ashes*

I know that, which is why I triggered that one with a body double while I stole your apple.

*Sits down beneath the tree with the apple*

*is now sitting in The Tree holding The Apple*

uhm... well... eh, whatever...

*climbs The Tree and puts The Apple on the top branch*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*is now sitting in The Tree holding The Apple*

uhm... well... eh, whatever...

*climbs The Tree and puts The Apple on the top branch*

That one is a fake too, I'm afraid, the real one is here. Catch!

*Tosses apple*

Sicon112 wrote:*radio drops from the ashes*

I know that, which is why I triggered that one with a body double while I stole your apple.

*Sits down beneath the tree with the apple*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*is now sitting in The Tree holding The Apple*

uhm... well... eh, whatever...

*climbs The Tree and puts The Apple on the top branch*

...I don't even.

Eh, screw it. *detonates mini-nuke hidden in Apple's core, blowing up everyone in the vicinity* I do come prepared, y'know. There's more of those where that came from. *portals in, swipes apple, portals out*

*Fires lasers at Endless*

...apPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*My voice slowly becomes audible as I streak towards the Tree floating in space, wreathed in hellish flames and an aura of pure rage. I crash into Endless at light speed, raising my fist as I do so.*

FALCON... PUNCH!

*Endless is struck so hard he explodes through existence, breaking through reality, falling into hell, breaking through hell, falling into nothingness, breaking through the NOTHINGNESS and exploding back into reality, then crashing into the sun so hard he destroys the sun. Then the solar system explodes. Meanwhile, I snag THE ONE TRUE APPLE and teleport to a safe distance.*

I believe The One Apple is some kind of Ninja Magnet.

*respawns back at the base of The Tree holding a book and pen*

well, that was annoying.

*goes back to taking notes*

*Eli is caught by the sun being violently consumed in a fiery explosion, and incinerated.*

Endless Sea wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:*radio drops from the ashes*

I know that, which is why I triggered that one with a body double while I stole your apple.

*Sits down beneath the tree with the apple*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*is now sitting in The Tree holding The Apple*

uhm... well... eh, whatever...

*climbs The Tree and puts The Apple on the top branch*

...I don't even.

Eh, screw it. *detonates mini-nuke hidden in Apple's core, blowing up everyone in the vicinity* I do come prepared, y'know. There's more of those where that came from. *portals in, swipes apple, portals out*

I may have messed with space just a bit, and Endless may have just stolen the bomb, which was now on the outside of the apple.

*Bomb explodes on Mimsy*

Technically,t hat just had the effect of a flashbang to HIM.... PASS OFF TO GENNDY! *Throws and Genndy*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*respawns back at the base of The Tree holding a book and pen*

well, that was annoying.

*goes back to taking notes*

Duh... You're planning onto taking over us.

*uses the Third Eye to teleport to Mimsy*

What's up boss?

*mvoes at his speed, being immobile from his POV*

Guyshane wrote:*Fires lasers at Endless*

*lasers are absorbed by Crucible*

Yeah, we're prepared for that sort of thing, too. Say, what's that deranged screaming noise-

AMimsyBorogove wrote:...apPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*My voice slowly becomes audible as I streak towards the Tree floating in space, wreathed in hellish flames and an aura of pure rage. I crash into Endless at light speed, raising my fist as I do so.*

FALCON... PUNCH!

*Endless is struck so hard he explodes through existence, breaking through reality, falling into hell, breaking through hell, falling into nothingness, breaking through the NOTHINGNESS and exploding back into reality, then crashing into the sun so hard he destroys the sun. Then the solar system explodes. Meanwhile, I snag THE ONE TRUE APPLE and teleport to a safe distance.*

...Ow.

*Warps with Armada to Mimsy's location*
Sup guys?