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Oh look, exploding sun. How nice. Good thing I'm on Saturn and outside the direct range of the explosion.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:*Eli is caught by the sun being violently consumed in a fiery explosion, and incinerated.*

*respawns under The Tree holding a book and pen*

It's like you want me to go nuts and start really playing.

Guyshane wrote:*Warps with Armada to Mimsy's location*
Sup guys?

I suppose this might annoy you Boss. Want me to take they away?

*Fires everything a Mimsy and Victin*

Sicon112 wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:*radio drops from the ashes*

I know that, which is why I triggered that one with a body double while I stole your apple.

*Sits down beneath the tree with the apple*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*is now sitting in The Tree holding The Apple*

uhm... well... eh, whatever...

*climbs The Tree and puts The Apple on the top branch*

...I don't even.

Eh, screw it. *detonates mini-nuke hidden in Apple's core, blowing up everyone in the vicinity* I do come prepared, y'know. There's more of those where that came from. *portals in, swipes apple, portals out*

I may have messed with space just a bit, and Endless may have just stolen the bomb, which was now on the outside of the apple.

*Bomb explodes on Mimsy*

Technically,t hat just had the effect of a flashbang to HIM.... PASS OFF TO GENNDY! *Throws and Genndy*

...whabuhwha? Um, okay, I should've expected that. *intercepts Sicon's toss, replaces Apple with apple-shaped nuke, portals out*

Guyshane wrote:*Fires everything a Mimsy and Victin*

I'm bored.....

MIRROR SHIELD!!!!!!!!!!!

*Everything gets fired back at him*

Guyshane wrote:*Fires everything a Mimsy and Victin*

*sends everything back using The Third Eye*

Endless Sea wrote:...whabuhwha? Um, okay, I should've expected that. *intercepts Sicon's toss, replaces Apple with apple-shaped nuke, portals out*

Well... He's screwed. Still, that's what I was aiming for anyhow, so whatever...

*Armada Explodes*
*I arrive unharmed*
Thank goodness for Timehaxx

Victin wrote:

Guyshane wrote:*Fires everything a Mimsy and Victin*

*sends everything back using The Third Eye*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ahead of you.

Oh, just causing mass destruction in the name of a small piece of fruit.

*Face explodes. Smoke clears - HOW THE F**K IS THERE SMOKE IN SPACE? - to reveal that there is no damage done whatsoever.*

Yeah, just go blow up Genndy or something. I'll deal with this stuff. Guyshane, prepare yourself, because you're about to experience the true power of my secret weapon...

...THE DISCO INFERNO. *Dons shades. All stars in the universe turn into giant disco balls and disco music begins blaring. I, meanwhile, begin doing a disco so awesome that it causes the universe to briefly explode in a giant ball of rainbow flames. Everyone's faces spontaneously combust, and they find themselves instantly forced to dance as well. In the meantime, I tele-snag the apple from Endless and take a bite.*

Ah. Delicious.

Guyshane wrote:*Armada Explodes*
*I arrive unharmed*
Thank goodness for Timehaxx

*I reverse time so you unarrive*

*you arrive again*

Well, this is fun.

Sicon112 wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:...whabuhwha? Um, okay, I should've expected that. *intercepts Sicon's toss, replaces Apple with apple-shaped nuke, portals out*

Well... He's screwed. Still, that's what I was aiming for anyhow, so whatever...

*uses the Third Eye to change The True One Apple with the fake nuke-y apple*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Oh, just causing mass destruction in the name of a small piece of fruit.

*Face explodes. Smoke clears - HOW THE F**K IS THERE SMOKE IN SPACE? - to reveal that there is no damage done whatsoever.*

Yeah, just go blow up Genndy or something. I'll deal with this stuff. Guyshane, prepare yourself, because you're about to experience the true power of my secret weapon...

...THE DISCO INFERNO. *Dons shades. All stars in the universe turn into giant disco balls and disco music begins blaring. I, meanwhile, begin doing a disco so awesome that it causes the universe to briefly explode in a giant ball of rainbow flames. Everyone's faces spontaneously combust, and they find themselves instantly forced to dance as well. In the meantime, I tele-snag the apple from Endless and take a bite.*

Ah. Delicious.

Oh crap, sorry Boss!

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Oh, just causing mass destruction in the name of a small piece of fruit.

*Face explodes. Smoke clears - HOW THE F**K IS THERE SMOKE IN SPACE? - to reveal that there is no damage done whatsoever.*

Yeah, just go blow up Genndy or something. I'll deal with this stuff. Guyshane, prepare yourself, because you're about to experience the true power of my secret weapon...

...THE DISCO INFERNO. *Dons shades. All stars in the universe turn into giant disco balls and disco music begins blaring. I, meanwhile, begin doing a disco so awesome that it causes the universe to briefly explode in a giant ball of rainbow flames. Everyone's faces spontaneously combust, and they find themselves instantly forced to dance as well. In the meantime, I tele-snag the apple from Endless and take a bite.*

Ah. Delicious.

*steals Apple from Mimsy's comatose body, portals out again*

(I'm ignoring Victin's shenanigans due to having no clue what's going on with the actual Apple.)

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Oh, just causing mass destruction in the name of a small piece of fruit.

*Face explodes. Smoke clears - HOW THE F**K IS THERE SMOKE IN SPACE? - to reveal that there is no damage done whatsoever.*

Yeah, just go blow up Genndy or something. I'll deal with this stuff. Guyshane, prepare yourself, because you're about to experience the true power of my secret weapon...

...THE DISCO INFERNO. *Dons shades. All stars in the universe turn into giant disco balls and disco music begins blaring. I, meanwhile, begin doing a disco so awesome that it causes the universe to briefly explode in a giant ball of rainbow flames. Everyone's faces spontaneously combust, and they find themselves instantly forced to dance as well. In the meantime, I tele-snag the apple from Endless and take a bite.*

Ah. Delicious.

*I am unaffected and begin using timehax to create a remix video in the vein of "THIS IS SPARTA".*

Oooooh this is gonna be the highest ranked youtube vid ever.

Sicon112 wrote:

Guyshane wrote:*Armada Explodes*
*I arrive unharmed*
Thank goodness for Timehaxx

*I reverse time so you unarrive*

*you arrive again*

Well, this is fun.

Best. Prank. Ever.

Endless Sea wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Oh, just causing mass destruction in the name of a small piece of fruit.

*Face explodes. Smoke clears - HOW THE F**K IS THERE SMOKE IN SPACE? - to reveal that there is no damage done whatsoever.*

Yeah, just go blow up Genndy or something. I'll deal with this stuff. Guyshane, prepare yourself, because you're about to experience the true power of my secret weapon...

...THE DISCO INFERNO. *Dons shades. All stars in the universe turn into giant disco balls and disco music begins blaring. I, meanwhile, begin doing a disco so awesome that it causes the universe to briefly explode in a giant ball of rainbow flames. Everyone's faces spontaneously combust, and they find themselves instantly forced to dance as well. In the meantime, I tele-snag the apple from Endless and take a bite.*

Ah. Delicious.

*steals Apple from Mimsy's comatose body, portals out again*

*watches Endless explode*

THANK YOU GOD/ESS/S/ESSES!

*gives The True One Apple to Mimsy*

No prob. It just means I took a bite out of a nuke, and as we all know from the coffee room... That just makes me more powerful.

*Eye of Yatagarasu appears on my chest as I un-comatosafy myself, taking a bite of the real apple. Then I hand it back to Victin.*

Here, quick, take a bite before somebody takes it. Your power level will increase.

Victin wrote:*watches Endless explode*

THANK YOU GOD/ESS/S/ESSES!

*gives The True One Apple to Mimsy*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:No prob. It just means I took a bite out of a nuke, and as we all know from the coffee room... That just makes me more powerful.

*Eye of Yatagarasu appears on my chest as I un-comatosafy myself, taking a bite of the real apple. Then I hand it back to Victin.*

Here, quick, take a bite before somebody takes it. Your power level will increase.

Thanks Boss.

*bites The True One Apple*

*The space-time warpage of the apple reverses it so that it is now uneaten, and removes the effect*

Yeah.... that won't take guys. Better luck next time.

Because I have the apple now. *Portal opens and the apple falls through*

Victin wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Oh, just causing mass destruction in the name of a small piece of fruit.

*Face explodes. Smoke clears - HOW THE F**K IS THERE SMOKE IN SPACE? - to reveal that there is no damage done whatsoever.*

Yeah, just go blow up Genndy or something. I'll deal with this stuff. Guyshane, prepare yourself, because you're about to experience the true power of my secret weapon...

...THE DISCO INFERNO. *Dons shades. All stars in the universe turn into giant disco balls and disco music begins blaring. I, meanwhile, begin doing a disco so awesome that it causes the universe to briefly explode in a giant ball of rainbow flames. Everyone's faces spontaneously combust, and they find themselves instantly forced to dance as well. In the meantime, I tele-snag the apple from Endless and take a bite.*

Ah. Delicious.

*steals Apple from Mimsy's comatose body, portals out again*

*watches Endless explode*

THANK YOU GOD/ESS/S/ESSES!

*gives The True One Apple to Mimsy*

Okay, first of all, I'm a dude. Second, that was the nuke-apple, as Mimsy already had the real one, tried to eat it, and promptly went comatose. Third- *plasma-blasts Victin for the gender confusion*

*Summons the Orange light of Avarice and becomes Agent Orange*
Give me the apple!

Orange, you say?

*Creates a copy of the Sutherland Sieg from Spiral Energy, and proceeds to fire its main cannon at Guyshane.*

That is the name of my loyalty!

*Writing a big post, EDIT LOCK*