Endless Tower of Boss Battles

[Victin]

Floor 0: A note on the floor. It reads: "Idea taken from this thread. Keep your posts short and sweet. Do you hear me, Mimsy? But seriously, this is no Coffee Room, don't go crazy nuts over it. Post how to pass through the last floor and what is in the next one. If you're ninja'd, delete your post or edit it."

You throw the note away and keep going foward.

Floor 1: Spikes of doom, all over the floor and walls.

[Adell]

Using my hookshot, I fire it at the staircase ahead and pull myself to the other side, avoiding the spikes.

Floor 2: Living Skeletons block your path, some holding swords, others readying bows and arrows. They block the stair case to the next floor.

[eli_gone_crazy]

realizes skeletons cant be alive... skeletons fall to the floor... (redead?)

floor 3: Minecraft creepers... all of them.

[Scarab]

Summons convenient blocks of obsidian to wall herself in from the coming destruction. Creepers destroy everything else: the entire floor around he. Climbs to the top of the obsidian hideout she just made and builds her way up to the next floor with the rest of the obsidian.

Floor 4:: cobwebs cover every available surface. No sign of the giant spider, but it's there... somewhere.

[Pixelmage]

Fire. Lots and lots of fire. Walk past once the webs have burned down along with the spider.

Floor 5: A knight in full armor.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Fights him hand to hand with Don Quixote's help.

Level 6: KING CANDY CY BUG FROM WRECK IT RALPH

[Victin]

You pick up a flashlight and throw it in the staircase behind you. While he hunts it you quickly run to the next floor.

Floor 7: A shadow fiend, hired to kill you, who hides herself in your shadow.

[eli_gone_crazy]

turn on ALL TEH LIGHTS... there is no shadow... give assassin money

floor 8: the gleam-eyes

[JackAlsworth]

Put red sunglasses on the gleam-eyes, nullifying any possible effect.

Floor 9: All of the Giant Enemy Crabs. All of them.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Put red sunglasses on the gleam-eyes, nullifying any possible effect.

Floor 9: All of the Giant Enemy Crabs. All of them.

BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA THEM. WITH HELP FROM DON QUIXOTE.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Floor 10: An army of disco dancing monkeys with saxophones.

[Scarab]

Floor 10: An army of disco dancing monkeys with saxophones.

*Boogies her way across the dancefloor to an epic saxaphone beat, climbs stairs*

Floor 11: The personification of the TV Trope 'Nothing is Scarier' blankets the room in a shroud.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Floor 10: An army of disco dancing monkeys with saxophones.

*Boogies her way across the dancefloor to an epic saxaphone beat, climbs stairs*

Floor 11: The personification of the TV Trope 'Nothing is Scarier' blankets the room in a shroud.

Walks across, thinking about happy things and funny things like Wreck it Ralph, comedy, The Simpsons, Funny images and Don Quixote.

Quixote proceeds to gallop across.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*Summons a black hole and dumps its contents into the room, negating the nothing and therefore the scariness.*

Floor 12: a black hole.

[Guyshane]

I'm removing this as the forum didn't let me know someone had already answered while I was posting mine
*glares at forum*

[Lordxana0]

*uses Spiral Power to break past it* ROW ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
Floor 13: Army of ninja's with laser eyes

[Guyshane]

*uses Spiral Power to break past it* ROW ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
Floor 13: Army of ninja's with laser eyes

*Summons pirates with powered armor to distract the ninjas*
Floor 14: BEES! EVERYTHING IS BEES!

[Endless Sea]

Floor 14: BEES! EVERYTHING IS BEES!

*mind-controls the bees to form a walkway to the next room and not attack*

Floor 15: An unevadable barrier made of permadeath.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*pushes phelous into the room*

Floor 16: Robin Williams doing the Macarena while juggling chainsaws

[Endless Sea]

*walks past*

Floor 17: There is no Floor 17.

[narrativedilettante]

With the realization that there is no Floor 17, I also realize I can manipulate it however I want! I conjure an escalator and proceed to Floor 18.

Floor 18: FIRE! Fire everywhere.

[eli_gone_crazy]

oh no.. how ever will I beat that. *calls 911*


Floor 19: Magneto in a room filled with knives.

[Pixelmage]

I take the knives. Who let him play with them? ><

Floor 20: The exit is frozen solid.

[Guyshane]

I take the knives. Who let him play with them? ><

Floor 20: The exit is frozen solid.

*i blow up the exit*
Floor 20: The Anti-Spiral

[Endless Sea]

I take the knives. Who let him play with them? ><

Floor 20: The exit is frozen solid.

*i blow up the exit*
Floor 20: The Anti-Spiral

*mindcrush*

Floor 21: A really big guy who can punch super hard and is immune to losing.