Endless Tower of Boss Battles

[Dryunya]

I realize it's a Red Herring, and leave it alone.

Floor 93: Half man, half everything.
No, it's not my idea. =P

[AMimsyBorogove]

He stumbles under the weight of everythingness, and I stroll past him.

Floor 94: Patchouli Knowledge, who wants her infinite supply of books back.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I direct her to Floor 91, and go on my merry way.
Floor 95: An AU Coffee Room, full of AU Metaguards.

[Victin]

I mine my way through the golden air, golden metaguards, golden Clooloo, etc. and I get rich. Alternatively, I unleash a thunderbolt, killing everything/everyone and I get rich.

Floor 96: A black hole in the middle of the room.

[Endless Sea]

*walks around black hole*

Floor 97: An untimely demise for everyone who reaches it.

[S_o_S]

*walks around black hole*

Floor 97: An untimely demise for everyone who reaches it.

I send in a cat with nine lives to endure the trap for me and skip around the outside.

Floor 98: Me. Armed with a long spear and powerful thunder magic. And a kickass top hat.

[Guyshane]

I nuke you
Floor 99: Godzilla

[Endless Sea]

*mindcrush*

Floor 100: There is no exit, and there never will be.

[Pixelmage]

Head to the Entrance of the next floor.

Floor 101: Dalmatians.

[Victin]

I try to not play with them the whole day, and I succeed.

Floor 102: The whole floor is made of fireproof-proof fire.

[S_o_S]

I try to not play with them the whole day, and I succeed.

Floor 102: The whole floor is made of fireproof-proof fire.

The logical fallacy in this statement causes an oxymoron, destroying the floor.

Floor 103: An Italian stereotype.

[Guyshane]

Get him into an argument with a French stereotype
Floor 104: all services are covered in nitro glycerin

[S_o_S]

Get him into an argument with a French stereotype
Floor 104: all services are covered in nitro glycerin

Simple, I use my crazy ninja levitation skillz (TM) to get through.

Floor 105: A magic lamp lies in the centre of the floor... But what is inside?

[Guyshane]

I don't care what is in the lamp. I do not touch it or even look at it I merely walk to the next level

Floor 106: Gurt the lime-man who is crazy awesome and immune to mindcrushes

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I remind Gurt of his paperwork.
Floor 107: An unending playlist of Ear Worms

[Victin]

I take the radio with me to the next level.

Floor 108: a deaf, evil, budhist shiaolin monk who wants to kill you.

[Guyshane]

As a Buddhist monk has prohibitions against killing he does not attack me

Floor 109: every death trap from the three Indiana Jones movies

[eli_gone_crazy]

I go into the room with Indiana Jones, and I survive.

Floor 110: Honey Boo Boo

[S_o_S]

I summon a tanning bed, the one thing no white trash girl can resist. Then lock her in it.

Floor 111: The Irresistible and Infinite Chocolate Bar.

[Scarab]

I summon a tanning bed, the one thing no white trash girl can resist. Then lock her in it.

Floor 111: The Irresistible and Infinite Chocolate Bar.

...*Is officially stuck on this floor until somebody else drags her out of it kicking and screaming*

[Victin]

I summon a tanning bed, the one thing no white trash girl can resist. Then lock her in it.

Floor 111: The Irresistible and Infinite Chocolate Bar.

...*Is officially stuck on this floor until somebody else drags her out of it kicking and screaming*

Picks the chocolate bar and takes to eat along the journey.

Floor 112: Angry Scarab from behind.

[Guyshane]

I steal the chocolate bar and give it back to Scarab.

Floor 113: Linkara

[Scarab]

I steal the chocolate bar and give it back to Scarab.

Floor 113: Linkara

Is happily chewing chocolate and ignoring everything else.

[JackAlsworth]

I steal the chocolate bar and give it back to Scarab.

Floor 113: Linkara

Knock him off the Fourth Wall. Knock down the Fourth Wall. Proceed to...

Floor 114: A large sentient cheese, as well as a large sentient ham. (Sentient rye bread is nowhere to be seen.)

[AMimsyBorogove]

I go on a monologue that is both cheesy and hammy, thereby overpowering both. I then give a WRY grin, just in case that bread's somewhere around here.

Floor 115: You must walk the dinosaur.