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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:32 pmby Dryunya
I realize it's a Red Herring, and leave it alone.
Floor 93: Half man, half everything.
No, it's not my idea. =P
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:35 pmby AMimsyBorogove
He stumbles under the weight of everythingness, and I stroll past him.
Floor 94: Patchouli Knowledge, who wants her infinite supply of books back.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:52 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
I direct her to Floor 91, and go on my merry way.
Floor 95: An AU Coffee Room, full of AU Metaguards.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:00 pmby Victin
I mine my way through the golden air, golden metaguards, golden Clooloo, etc. and I get rich. Alternatively, I unleash a thunderbolt, killing everything/everyone and I get rich.
Floor 96: A black hole in the middle of the room.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:02 pmby Endless Sea
*walks around black hole*
Floor 97: An untimely demise for everyone who reaches it.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:32 pmby S_o_S
Endless Sea wrote:*walks around black hole*
Floor 97: An untimely demise for everyone who reaches it.
I send in a cat with nine lives to endure the trap for me and skip around the outside.
Floor 98: Me. Armed with a long spear and powerful thunder magic. And a kickass top hat.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:34 pmby Guyshane
I nuke you
Floor 99: Godzilla
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:35 pmby Endless Sea
*mindcrush*
Floor 100: There is no exit, and there never will be.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:36 pmby Pixelmage
Head to the Entrance of the next floor.
Floor 101: Dalmatians.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:38 pmby Victin
I try to not play with them the whole day, and I succeed.
Floor 102: The whole floor is made of fireproof-proof fire.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:42 pmby S_o_S
Victin wrote:I try to not play with them the whole day, and I succeed.
Floor 102: The whole floor is made of fireproof-proof fire.
The logical fallacy in this statement causes an oxymoron, destroying the floor.
Floor 103: An Italian stereotype.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:44 pmby Guyshane
Get him into an argument with a French stereotype
Floor 104: all services are covered in nitro glycerin
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:53 pmby S_o_S
Guyshane wrote:Get him into an argument with a French stereotype
Floor 104: all services are covered in nitro glycerin
Simple, I use my crazy ninja levitation skillz (TM) to get through.
Floor 105: A magic lamp lies in the centre of the floor... But what is inside?
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:55 pmby Guyshane
I don't care what is in the lamp. I do not touch it or even look at it I merely walk to the next level
Floor 106: Gurt the lime-man who is crazy awesome and immune to mindcrushes
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:01 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
I remind Gurt of his paperwork.
Floor 107: An unending playlist of Ear Worms
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:05 pmby Victin
I take the radio with me to the next level.
Floor 108: a deaf, evil, budhist shiaolin monk who wants to kill you.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:12 pmby Guyshane
As a Buddhist monk has prohibitions against killing he does not attack me
Floor 109: every death trap from the three Indiana Jones movies
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:15 pmby eli_gone_crazy
I go into the room with Indiana Jones, and I survive.
Floor 110: Honey Boo Boo
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:39 pmby S_o_S
I summon a tanning bed, the one thing no white trash girl can resist. Then lock her in it.
Floor 111: The Irresistible and Infinite Chocolate Bar.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:42 pmby Scarab
S_o_S wrote:I summon a tanning bed, the one thing no white trash girl can resist. Then lock her in it.
Floor 111: The Irresistible and Infinite Chocolate Bar.
...*Is officially stuck on this floor until somebody else drags her out of it kicking and screaming*
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:44 pmby Victin
Scarab wrote:S_o_S wrote:I summon a tanning bed, the one thing no white trash girl can resist. Then lock her in it.
Floor 111: The Irresistible and Infinite Chocolate Bar.
...*Is officially stuck on this floor until somebody else drags her out of it kicking and screaming*
Picks the chocolate bar and takes to eat along the journey.
Floor 112: Angry Scarab from behind.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:46 pmby Guyshane
I steal the chocolate bar and give it back to Scarab.
Floor 113: Linkara
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:47 pmby Scarab
Guyshane wrote:I steal the chocolate bar and give it back to Scarab.
Floor 113: Linkara
Is happily chewing chocolate and ignoring everything else.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:31 pmby JackAlsworth
Guyshane wrote:I steal the chocolate bar and give it back to Scarab.
Floor 113: Linkara
Knock him off the Fourth Wall. Knock down the Fourth Wall. Proceed to...
Floor 114: A large sentient cheese, as well as a large sentient ham. (Sentient rye bread is nowhere to be seen.)
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:39 pmby AMimsyBorogove
I go on a monologue that is both cheesy and hammy, thereby overpowering both. I then give a WRY grin, just in case that bread's somewhere around here.
Floor 115: You must walk the dinosaur.