Endless Tower of Boss Battles

[Guyshane]

I hire Kamina to do it for me

Floor 116: The Plot Hole

[The Wild West Pyro]

I hire Kamina to do it for me

Floor 116: The Plot Hole

Me and Quixote walk around it.

Floor 117: BULLDOZERS

[Endless Sea]

*plasma-blasts bulldozers and Quixote*

Floor 118: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

[The Wild West Pyro]

*plasma-blasts bulldozers and Quixote*

Floor 118: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

( Helps Quixote up. Gets back Enfield)

We destroy it.

Floor 119: The Chupacabra

[Endless Sea]

Floor 119: The Chupacabra

*plasma-blasts the Chupacabra, catching Quixote in the crossfire; both burn to ashes and cannot be resurrected or contacted from beyond the grave*

Floor 120: Asperger's Syndrome. Good luck with that. *evil grin*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Floor 119: The Chupacabra

*plasma-blasts the Chupacabra, catching Quixote in the crossfire; both burn to ashes and cannot be resurrected or contacted from beyond the grave*

Floor 120: Asperger's Syndrome. Good luck with that. *evil grin*

Y U HATE QUIXOTE SO MUCH LAH. But he's a fictional character, he cannot die in this tower. And Princess Luna is still with me.

Anyway- ( takes Straterra) DONE.

Floor 121: NAZI ZOMBIES.

[Dryunya]

Shotgun, hard rock playlist, and Cool Shades.

Floor 122: Armored cyber-rhinoceros with side-mounted rocket launchers.

Oh wait, too much like the Cyberdemon. Oh well, deal with it.

[The Wild West Pyro]

:D
Shotgun, hard rock playlist, and Cool Shades.

Floor 122: Armored cyber-rhinoceros with side-mounted rocket launchers.

Oh wait, too much like the Cyberdemon. Oh well, deal with it.

GETS OUT LEE ENFIELD AND FIREBALLS AND BURNS AND SHOOTS ALL OF EM. QUIXOTE PROCEEDS TO BEAT THEM WITH SWORD.

Floor 123: HORRIFLBY BORING MATHS HOMEWORK.

[Victin]

Yay! Math! *does the homework*

Floor 124: Munchkin. No, wait... He claims to be a-I mean, the Munchking

[The Wild West Pyro]

Yay! Math! *does the homework*

Floor 124: Munchkin. No, wait... He claims to be a-I mean, the Munchking

Hangs the bastard.

Floor 125: NUKES.

[Scarab]

Yay! Math! *does the homework*

Floor 124: Munchkin. No, wait... He claims to be a-I mean, the Munchking

Hangs the bastard.

Floor 125: NUKES.

Builds a shelter out of doors against the far wall and crowuches there with a coat over her head. Emerges after the explosion, slightly singed and confused because there's no way the Protect and Survive information booklets would've done you a damn bit of good in a REAL nuclear wall, but oh well, at least she's alive. Scales the devastated remains of the floor to the next room.

Floor 126: A room covered in bells, strings to trip over, boards to creak and chimes to ring... and a giant, sleeping Knid that will awake and devour you if you so much as ring a tiny bell.

[Victin]

"Oh, hey Mimsy. Sorry for awaking you up. I'm terribly, terribly sorry."

-The Knid stands up to attack me-

"Uh... Have this!"

-throws a console with all the Touhous in it and runs away as the Knid is playing it-

Floor 127: Everything in this floor sticks to you, including air. Everything is glue and there is no rubber.

[The Wild West Pyro]

"Oh, hey Mimsy. Sorry for awaking you up. I'm terribly, terribly sorry."

-The Knid stands up to attack me-

"Uh... Have this!"

-throws a console with all the Touhous in it and runs away as the Knid is playing it-

Floor 127: Everything in this floor sticks to you, including air. Everything is glue and there is no rubber.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

BURNS EVERYTHING.

Room cleared and blackened.

Me, Princess Luna and Quixote riding on top of her canter to the next floor. Yes, I'm walking, Quixote's riding.

Anyway:

Floor 128: GANONDORF

[S_o_S]

Silver Arrow to the face.

Floor 129: A god-modder.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Silver Arrow to the face.

Floor 129: A god-modder.

Mods him to death via lead pipes slammed into his body.

Floor 130: Master Chief.

[Endless Sea]

Floor 130: Master Chief.

Didn't he hang himself several floors ago?

Floor 131: A room full of upgraded dip. Touch it, and you dissolve, fictional or not.

[Guyshane]

I swing across the acid with my trusty bullwhip

Floor 132: The Green Lantern Corps

[Victin]

I beat them all using a number 2 pencil.

Floor 133: An asteroid belt.

[Endless Sea]

Floor 133: An asteroid belt.

*floats through due to asteroids generally being REALLY far apart*

Floor 134: A room of antimatter. The air is antimatter too, btw.

[Dryunya]

I walk away to a safe distance (No Sense Of Scale, but with elephants) and pump regular matter in. A humongous, world-shattering explosion later, I ascend to the next floor, if there is still one.

Floor 135: Your future self. The selves must not meet, lest the Time Paradox.

[Endless Sea]

Floor 135: Your future self. The selves must not meet, lest the Time Paradox.

*walks through unimpeded, as future self knows better than to stay in the way*

Floor 136: A solid block of nitroglycerin, prepared to explode if even the slightest action is performed related to it or in its general vicinity (to say nothing of if you do something to it directly...)

[Guyshane]

Floor 136: A solid block of nitroglycerin, prepared to explode if even the slightest action is performed related to it or in its general vicinity (to say nothing of if you do something to it directly...)

Since nitroglycerin is actually at its most stable while in solid form I freeze the block which almost completely negates its ability to explode. Just to be safe I get off that floor very quickly.

Floor 137: Quicksand

[Dryunya]

I throw enough mooks into the sand to reach the bottom, and cross safely.

Floor 138: Demonic Spiders.

[Endless Sea]

*burns the spiders with extreme prejudice and plasma*

Floor 139: Same as the previous nitroglycerin room, except now it's liquid instead of solid. Have fun.

[Victin]

I pour antimatter in the nitroglicerin, exploding it as it should be. Then I proceed to the next floor.

Floor 140: Strange Matter. Strange Matter everywhere.