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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:42 pm
by Guyshane
I hire Kamina to do it for me

Floor 116: The Plot Hole

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:47 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
Guyshane wrote:I hire Kamina to do it for me

Floor 116: The Plot Hole


Me and Quixote walk around it.

Floor 117: BULLDOZERS

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:34 pm
by Endless Sea
*plasma-blasts bulldozers and Quixote*

Floor 118: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:23 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
Endless Sea wrote:*plasma-blasts bulldozers and Quixote*

Floor 118: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?


( Helps Quixote up. Gets back Enfield)

We destroy it.

Floor 119: The Chupacabra

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:29 am
by Endless Sea
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Floor 119: The Chupacabra


*plasma-blasts the Chupacabra, catching Quixote in the crossfire; both burn to ashes and cannot be resurrected or contacted from beyond the grave*

Floor 120: Asperger's Syndrome. Good luck with that. *evil grin*

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:55 am
by The Wild West Pyro
Endless Sea wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Floor 119: The Chupacabra


*plasma-blasts the Chupacabra, catching Quixote in the crossfire; both burn to ashes and cannot be resurrected or contacted from beyond the grave*

Floor 120: Asperger's Syndrome. Good luck with that. *evil grin*


Y U HATE QUIXOTE SO MUCH LAH. But he's a fictional character, he cannot die in this tower. And Princess Luna is still with me.

Anyway- ( takes Straterra) DONE.

Floor 121: NAZI ZOMBIES.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:51 am
by Dryunya
:D
Shotgun, hard rock playlist, and Cool Shades. :gurt:

Floor 122: Armored cyber-rhinoceros with side-mounted rocket launchers.

Oh wait, too much like the Cyberdemon. Oh well, deal with it.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:42 am
by The Wild West Pyro
Dryunya wrote::D
Shotgun, hard rock playlist, and Cool Shades. :gurt:

Floor 122: Armored cyber-rhinoceros with side-mounted rocket launchers.

Oh wait, too much like the Cyberdemon. Oh well, deal with it.


GETS OUT LEE ENFIELD AND FIREBALLS AND BURNS AND SHOOTS ALL OF EM. QUIXOTE PROCEEDS TO BEAT THEM WITH SWORD.

Floor 123: HORRIFLBY BORING MATHS HOMEWORK.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:51 am
by Victin
Yay! Math! *does the homework*

Floor 124: Munchkin. No, wait... He claims to be a-I mean, the Munchking

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:37 am
by The Wild West Pyro
Victin wrote:Yay! Math! *does the homework*

Floor 124: Munchkin. No, wait... He claims to be a-I mean, the Munchking


Hangs the bastard.

Floor 125: NUKES.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:52 am
by Scarab
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Victin wrote:Yay! Math! *does the homework*

Floor 124: Munchkin. No, wait... He claims to be a-I mean, the Munchking


Hangs the bastard.

Floor 125: NUKES.


Builds a shelter out of doors against the far wall and crowuches there with a coat over her head. Emerges after the explosion, slightly singed and confused because there's no way the Protect and Survive information booklets would've done you a damn bit of good in a REAL nuclear wall, but oh well, at least she's alive. Scales the devastated remains of the floor to the next room.

Floor 126: A room covered in bells, strings to trip over, boards to creak and chimes to ring... and a giant, sleeping Knid that will awake and devour you if you so much as ring a tiny bell.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 8:01 am
by Victin
"Oh, hey Mimsy. Sorry for awaking you up. I'm terribly, terribly sorry."

-The Knid stands up to attack me-

"Uh... Have this!"

-throws a console with all the Touhous in it and runs away as the Knid is playing it-

Floor 127: Everything in this floor sticks to you, including air. Everything is glue and there is no rubber.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 8:46 am
by The Wild West Pyro
Victin wrote:"Oh, hey Mimsy. Sorry for awaking you up. I'm terribly, terribly sorry."

-The Knid stands up to attack me-

"Uh... Have this!"

-throws a console with all the Touhous in it and runs away as the Knid is playing it-

Floor 127: Everything in this floor sticks to you, including air. Everything is glue and there is no rubber.


Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

BURNS EVERYTHING.

Room cleared and blackened.

Me, Princess Luna and Quixote riding on top of her canter to the next floor. Yes, I'm walking, Quixote's riding.

Anyway:

Floor 128: GANONDORF

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 8:52 am
by S_o_S
Silver Arrow to the face.

Floor 129: A god-modder.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:12 am
by The Wild West Pyro
S_o_S wrote:Silver Arrow to the face.

Floor 129: A god-modder.


Mods him to death via lead pipes slammed into his body.

Floor 130: Master Chief.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:42 pm
by Endless Sea
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Floor 130: Master Chief.


Didn't he hang himself several floors ago?

Floor 131: A room full of upgraded dip. Touch it, and you dissolve, fictional or not.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:39 pm
by Guyshane
I swing across the acid with my trusty bullwhip

Floor 132: The Green Lantern Corps

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:43 pm
by Victin
I beat them all using a number 2 pencil.

Floor 133: An asteroid belt.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:06 pm
by Endless Sea
Victin wrote:Floor 133: An asteroid belt.


*floats through due to asteroids generally being REALLY far apart*

Floor 134: A room of antimatter. The air is antimatter too, btw.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:48 pm
by Dryunya
I walk away to a safe distance (No Sense Of Scale, but with elephants) and pump regular matter in. A humongous, world-shattering explosion later, I ascend to the next floor, if there is still one.

Floor 135: Your future self. The selves must not meet, lest the Time Paradox.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:54 pm
by Endless Sea
Dryunya wrote:
Floor 135: Your future self. The selves must not meet, lest the Time Paradox.


*walks through unimpeded, as future self knows better than to stay in the way*

Floor 136: A solid block of nitroglycerin, prepared to explode if even the slightest action is performed related to it or in its general vicinity (to say nothing of if you do something to it directly...)

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:02 pm
by Guyshane
Endless Sea wrote:
Floor 136: A solid block of nitroglycerin, prepared to explode if even the slightest action is performed related to it or in its general vicinity (to say nothing of if you do something to it directly...)


Since nitroglycerin is actually at its most stable while in solid form I freeze the block which almost completely negates its ability to explode. Just to be safe I get off that floor very quickly.

Floor 137: Quicksand

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:33 pm
by Dryunya
I throw enough mooks into the sand to reach the bottom, and cross safely.

Floor 138: Demonic Spiders.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:34 pm
by Endless Sea
*burns the spiders with extreme prejudice and plasma*

Floor 139: Same as the previous nitroglycerin room, except now it's liquid instead of solid. Have fun.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:36 pm
by Victin
I pour antimatter in the nitroglicerin, exploding it as it should be. Then I proceed to the next floor.

Floor 140: Strange Matter. Strange Matter everywhere.