Endless Tower of Boss Battles

[Tohrinha]

I compress the strange matter further, until it becomes a singularity. The resulting black hole then evaporates due to being less than stellar mass (narrow interpretation of "everywhere"), and I walk past.
Floor 141: A single limestone pillar, which is emitting a tremulous light blue field.

[Endless Sea]

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Floor 141: A single limestone pillar, which is emitting a tremulous light blue field.

*walks around tremulous light blue field*

Floor 142: A wall of hellfire blocking the way to the next level. Oh, and you can't defend against hellfire, 'cause it's hellfire.

[Victin]

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Floor 141: A single limestone pillar, which is emitting a tremulous light blue field.

*walks around tremulous light blue field*

Floor 142: A wall of hellfire blocking the way to the next level. Oh, and you can't defend against hellfire, 'cause it's hellfire.

I protect myself angainst hellfire.

Floor 143: Weaponized insane troll logic.

[S_o_S]

I refuse to feed the troll, thus starving it to death.

Floor 144: The Invincible Tubba Blubba, without his heart.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I refuse to feed the troll, thus starving it to death.

Floor 144: The Invincible Tubba Blubba, without his heart.

Shoots him in the head with Lee Enfield while Quixote lances him.

Floor 145: Connor, Altair and Enzio from Assassin's Creed. One has a tomahawk and the other two have hidden blades.

[Guyshane]

I pull the plug out of the animus. All three disappear.

Floor 146: insta-warp to the first floor of the tower

[The Wild West Pyro]

I pull the plug out of the animus. All three disappear.

Floor 146: insta-warp to the first floor of the tower

Throws tin can grenade into it, closing the warp.

Floor 147: ALL THE MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTERS

[S_o_S]

Floor 147: ALL THE MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTERS

I remind them how terrible their movie was, causing them to all run off crying.

Floor 148: A ball of yarn.

[Endless Sea]

*burns*

Floor 149: Alucard and TFS!Alucard, teamed up.

[AMimsyBorogove]

I respond with Vegeta and TFS!Vegeta - Ghost Nappa included. During the epic battle that follows, I simply move along.

150: Coincidentally, if you go through this floor, you will be haunted by Ghost Nappa. FOREVER.

[Victin]

I respond with Vegeta and TFS!Vegeta - Ghost Nappa included. During the epic battle that follows, I simply move along.

150: Coincidentally, if you go through this floor, you will be haunted by Ghost Nappa. FOREVER.

I can live with that. He's funny and hammy.

Floor 151: An evil dragon which ate the key that unlocks the indestructible door that lets you achieve the only way to move to the next floor.

[Sicon112]

I lure the dragon into blowing up the wall.

152: Leonidas waiting to kick you into a pit.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I grab his leg on the upswing, throwing him off balance, and he lands in the pit himself. I continue on to the next floor.

Floor 153: The Following Dark

[Victin]

I lure the dragon into blowing up the wall.

152: Leonidas waiting to kick you into a pit.

Fortunately, the pit is the only way to the next floor.

Floor 153: Reverse gravity. And a portal to space in the ceiling. And no air.

[Endless Sea]

*takes a third option*

Floor 154: One of Mimsy's super-long posts, edited to be several orders of magnitude more incomprehensible. It must be read in order to progress to the next floor.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I love reading Mimsy's posts. I read it to the end, then continue.

Floor 155: A reference to something you've never seen. You have to understand what it's talking about in order to progress.

[Victin]

*googles it*

Floor 156: When you enter the floor, you're shown the cursed tape and someone calls you. She says: "Seven days.". The way to the enxt floor takes 30 days. What do you do?

[eli_gone_crazy]

*time travels*

Floor 157: sports commentators. all of them.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Noise-cancelling earphones.

Floor 158: gym class

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I politely tell my gym teacher that I'd like to use one of my 4 misses, and move on.
Floor 159: Critics

[AMimsyBorogove]

How nostalgic.

160: A dinosaur with a nuclear-powered shotgun.

[The Wild West Pyro]

How nostalgic.

160: A dinosaur with a nuclear-powered shotgun.

I simply sprinkle sleeping powder on him, making him go to sleep FOR TWO MONTHS.

161: All the TF2 Mercenaries

[Endless Sea]

161: All the TF2 Mercenaries

*mindcrush* Seriously, mindcrushing has SO MANY APPLICATIONS. It's so fun! ^^

Floor 162: An inescapable memetic hazard that immediately renders anyone afflicted by it incapable of moving to the next level.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I have high meme tolerance, and therefore pass through unscathed.

Floor 163: Plaguing self-doubt

[The Wild West Pyro]

I have high meme tolerance, and therefore pass through unscathed.

Floor 163: Plaguing self-doubt

Runs across and ignores it.

Floor 164: BATTLESHIPS