Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Tohrinha on Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:52 pm

I compress the strange matter further, until it becomes a singularity. The resulting black hole then evaporates due to being less than stellar mass (narrow interpretation of "everywhere"), and I walk past.
Floor 141: A single limestone pillar, which is emitting a tremulous light blue field.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Endless Sea on Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:02 pm

Tohrinha wrote:.
Floor 141: A single limestone pillar, which is emitting a tremulous light blue field.


*walks around tremulous light blue field*

Floor 142: A wall of hellfire blocking the way to the next level. Oh, and you can't defend against hellfire, 'cause it's hellfire.
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Victin on Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:05 pm

Endless Sea wrote:
Tohrinha wrote:.
Floor 141: A single limestone pillar, which is emitting a tremulous light blue field.


*walks around tremulous light blue field*

Floor 142: A wall of hellfire blocking the way to the next level. Oh, and you can't defend against hellfire, 'cause it's hellfire.

I protect myself angainst hellfire.

Floor 143: Weaponized insane troll logic.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby S_o_S on Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:12 pm

I refuse to feed the troll, thus starving it to death.

Floor 144: The Invincible Tubba Blubba, without his heart.
Not a distress call. Honest.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:08 pm

S_o_S wrote:I refuse to feed the troll, thus starving it to death.

Floor 144: The Invincible Tubba Blubba, without his heart.

Shoots him in the head with Lee Enfield while Quixote lances him.

Floor 145: Connor, Altair and Enzio from Assassin's Creed. One has a tomahawk and the other two have hidden blades.
FIRE!
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Guyshane on Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:12 pm

I pull the plug out of the animus. All three disappear.

Floor 146: insta-warp to the first floor of the tower
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:15 pm

Guyshane wrote:I pull the plug out of the animus. All three disappear.

Floor 146: insta-warp to the first floor of the tower


Throws tin can grenade into it, closing the warp.

Floor 147: ALL THE MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTERS
FIRE!
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby S_o_S on Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:20 pm

The Wild West Pyro wrote:Floor 147: ALL THE MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTERS


I remind them how terrible their movie was, causing them to all run off crying.

Floor 148: A ball of yarn.
Not a distress call. Honest.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Endless Sea on Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:36 pm

*burns*

Floor 149: Alucard and TFS!Alucard, teamed up.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:04 pm

I respond with Vegeta and TFS!Vegeta - Ghost Nappa included. During the epic battle that follows, I simply move along.

150: Coincidentally, if you go through this floor, you will be haunted by Ghost Nappa. FOREVER.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Victin on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:06 pm

AMimsyBorogove wrote:I respond with Vegeta and TFS!Vegeta - Ghost Nappa included. During the epic battle that follows, I simply move along.

150: Coincidentally, if you go through this floor, you will be haunted by Ghost Nappa. FOREVER.

I can live with that. He's funny and hammy.

Floor 151: An evil dragon which ate the key that unlocks the indestructible door that lets you achieve the only way to move to the next floor.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Sicon112 on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:12 pm

I lure the dragon into blowing up the wall.

152: Leonidas waiting to kick you into a pit.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:13 pm

I grab his leg on the upswing, throwing him off balance, and he lands in the pit himself. I continue on to the next floor.

Floor 153: The Following Dark
Lead by example. Get lost in a swamp.

AS DICTATED TO INSTANTIATION 17-01-18-01.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Victin on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:14 pm

Sicon112 wrote:I lure the dragon into blowing up the wall.

152: Leonidas waiting to kick you into a pit.

Fortunately, the pit is the only way to the next floor.

Floor 153: Reverse gravity. And a portal to space in the ceiling. And no air.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Endless Sea on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:15 pm

*takes a third option*

Floor 154: One of Mimsy's super-long posts, edited to be several orders of magnitude more incomprehensible. It must be read in order to progress to the next floor.
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:17 pm

I love reading Mimsy's posts. I read it to the end, then continue.

Floor 155: A reference to something you've never seen. You have to understand what it's talking about in order to progress.
Lead by example. Get lost in a swamp.

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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Victin on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:19 pm

*googles it*

Floor 156: When you enter the floor, you're shown the cursed tape and someone calls you. She says: "Seven days.". The way to the enxt floor takes 30 days. What do you do?
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:20 pm

*time travels*

Floor 157: sports commentators. all of them.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:22 pm

Noise-cancelling earphones.

Floor 158: gym class
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:43 pm

I politely tell my gym teacher that I'd like to use one of my 4 misses, and move on.
Floor 159: Critics
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:44 pm

How nostalgic.

160: A dinosaur with a nuclear-powered shotgun.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:31 pm

AMimsyBorogove wrote:How nostalgic.

160: A dinosaur with a nuclear-powered shotgun.


I simply sprinkle sleeping powder on him, making him go to sleep FOR TWO MONTHS.

161: All the TF2 Mercenaries
FIRE!
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Endless Sea on Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:49 pm

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
161: All the TF2 Mercenaries


*mindcrush* Seriously, mindcrushing has SO MANY APPLICATIONS. It's so fun! ^^

Floor 162: An inescapable memetic hazard that immediately renders anyone afflicted by it incapable of moving to the next level.
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:01 pm

I have high meme tolerance, and therefore pass through unscathed.

Floor 163: Plaguing self-doubt
Lead by example. Get lost in a swamp.

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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:03 pm

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:I have high meme tolerance, and therefore pass through unscathed.

Floor 163: Plaguing self-doubt


Runs across and ignores it.

Floor 164: BATTLESHIPS
FIRE!
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