Endless Tower of Boss Battles

[Endless Sea]

...isn't that a two-player game?

Floor 165: Azathoth awakens. The fabric of reality eats itself and dies screaming.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I stop watching Cuil Theory, and walk across the perfectly normal floor
166: Your Nobody.

[Endless Sea]

*re-fuses with cast-off body and soul*

Floor 167: Kingdom Hearts, surrounded by the hordes of uber-Heartless that guard it. If the Heartless don't claim one's heart first, Kingdom Hearts will, and then the resulting Nobody, if there is one, will wither away in the face of its light.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*re-fuses with cast-off body and soul*

Floor 167: Kingdom Hearts, surrounded by the hordes of uber-Heartless that guard it. If the Heartless don't claim one's heart first, Kingdom Hearts will, and then the resulting Nobody, if there is one, will wither away in the face of its light.

I BURN THE MOTHERFUCKERS.

Floor 168: BLOFELD, DR NO AND GOLDFINGER

[Endless Sea]

Floor 168: BLOFELD, DR NO AND GOLDFINGER

*triple mindcrush* Just gets easier.

Floor 169: All the badfic ever, one thousand times worse. One must it all in order to pass to the next floor.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Floor 168: BLOFELD, DR NO AND GOLDFINGER

*triple mindcrush* Just gets easier.

Floor 169: All the badfic ever, one thousand times worse. One must it all in order to pass to the next floor.

BURNS IT. IN ORDER.

Floor 170: Poo

[agoraoptera]

Avoid.

Floor 171: Celebrian. I'm sorry. ;_;

[The Wild West Pyro]

Avoid.

Floor 171: Celebrian. I'm sorry. ;_;

We make her fall asleep. We move on.

Luna takes a few minutes to walk in her dreams, then comes back out.

Anyway:

Floor 172: KING BOWSER KOOPA

[Victin]

I grab him by his tail and spin him in the air, then I throw him far away.

Floor 173: Discord, Nightmare Moon and all pony villains

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I ride the ponies to the next floor.

Floor 174: Rocks fall, everyone dies.

[Victin]

I break the rock. It dies.

Floor 175: Lrd English

[The Wild West Pyro]

I break the rock. It dies.

Floor 175: Lrd English

Brands him with a massive cross. The shock now really kills him.

Floor 176: CYBERMEN.

[JRPictures]

I get the Doctor to take care of it. In which he does very easily.

Floor 167: Cthulhu and all the Elder Gods and Chuck Norris.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I get the Doctor to take care of it. In which he does very easily.

Floor 167: Cthulhu and all the Elder Gods and Chuck Norris.

Me and Quixote proceed to shoot and lance the crap out of every single one.

As for Chuck Norris, SHOOTING HIM WITH AN EXPLODING BULLET FROM MY WW1 LEE ENFIELD HAS NEVER BEEN MORE SATISFYING.

Floor 168: Racists.

[agoraoptera]

Banhammer.

Floor 169: A flock of orlies.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I know a girl named Orli. I request her to redirect her flock, and allow me to pass.

Floor 170: You have been refictionalized.

[agoraoptera]

Awesome.

Floor 171: Dance-fighting zmobies.

[Victin]

It turns out zmobies are cute weak creatures that practices dance-fighting with themselves. I find it cute and watch, then I proceed.

Floor 172: ALL Grammar Nazis

[Dryunya]

I join them.

Floor 173: A neverending roll of bubblewrap that can't be taken out of the room.

On a side note, why are we traversing the floors we've been to already?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I stomp across the bubblewrap on my way to the door, considerately leaving the rest for other people to enjoy stomping.

Floor 174: Someone is WRONG on the internet.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I ignore it, as the Internet is often wrong.
Floor 175: A metric ton of homework that you must complete before moving forward.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

There is no such thing as a metric ton, only a metric tonne; therefore, the homework does not exist.

Floor 176: Hailstones the size of Nebraska.

[eli_gone_crazy]

I LOVE hail

*makes a snow man the size of Canada*

Floor 177: every bad Lifetime movie... playing in a loop, for all time...

[Guyshane]

Kill it with Fire!

Floor 178: A Mobius Loop

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

My street is a Mobius strip. Your argument is invalid.

Floor 179: You have become that which you used to hate.