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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:07 pmby Endless Sea
...isn't that a two-player game?
Floor 165: Azathoth awakens. The fabric of reality eats itself and dies screaming.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:09 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
I stop watching Cuil Theory, and walk across the perfectly normal floor
166: Your Nobody.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:15 pmby Endless Sea
*re-fuses with cast-off body and soul*
Floor 167: Kingdom Hearts, surrounded by the hordes of uber-Heartless that guard it. If the Heartless don't claim one's heart first, Kingdom Hearts will, and then the resulting Nobody, if there is one, will wither away in the face of its light.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:19 pmby The Wild West Pyro
Endless Sea wrote:*re-fuses with cast-off body and soul*
Floor 167: Kingdom Hearts, surrounded by the hordes of uber-Heartless that guard it. If the Heartless don't claim one's heart first, Kingdom Hearts will, and then the resulting Nobody, if there is one, will wither away in the face of its light.
I BURN THE MOTHERFUCKERS.
Floor 168: BLOFELD, DR NO AND GOLDFINGER
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:21 pmby Endless Sea
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Floor 168: BLOFELD, DR NO AND GOLDFINGER
*triple mindcrush* Just gets easier.
Floor 169: All the badfic ever, one thousand times worse. One must it all in order to pass to the next floor.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:25 pmby The Wild West Pyro
Endless Sea wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Floor 168: BLOFELD, DR NO AND GOLDFINGER
*triple mindcrush* Just gets easier.
Floor 169: All the badfic ever, one thousand times worse. One must it all in order to pass to the next floor.
BURNS IT. IN ORDER.
Floor 170: Poo
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:18 amby agoraoptera
Avoid.
Floor 171: Celebrian. I'm sorry. ;_;
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:01 amby The Wild West Pyro
agoraoptera wrote:Avoid.
Floor 171: Celebrian. I'm sorry. ;_;
We make her fall asleep. We move on.
Luna takes a few minutes to walk in her dreams, then comes back out.
Anyway:
Floor 172: KING BOWSER KOOPA
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:35 amby Victin
I grab him by his tail and spin him in the air, then I throw him far away.
Floor 173: Discord, Nightmare Moon and all pony villains
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:39 amby Qara-Xuan Zenith
I ride the ponies to the next floor.
Floor 174: Rocks fall, everyone dies.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:42 amby Victin
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:58 amby The Wild West Pyro
Brands him with a massive cross. The shock now really kills him.
Floor 176: CYBERMEN.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:04 amby JRPictures
I get the Doctor to take care of it. In which he does very easily.
Floor 167: Cthulhu and all the Elder Gods and Chuck Norris.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:12 amby The Wild West Pyro
JRPictures wrote:I get the Doctor to take care of it. In which he does very easily.
Floor 167: Cthulhu and all the Elder Gods and Chuck Norris.
Me and Quixote proceed to shoot and lance the crap out of every single one.
As for Chuck Norris, SHOOTING HIM WITH AN EXPLODING BULLET FROM MY WW1 LEE ENFIELD HAS NEVER BEEN MORE SATISFYING.
Floor 168: Racists.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:00 amby agoraoptera
Banhammer.
Floor 169: A flock of orlies.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:14 amby Qara-Xuan Zenith
I know a girl named Orli. I request her to redirect her flock, and allow me to pass.
Floor 170: You have been refictionalized.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:26 amby agoraoptera
Awesome.
Floor 171: Dance-fighting zmobies.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:28 amby Victin
It turns out zmobies are cute weak creatures that practices dance-fighting with themselves. I find it cute and watch, then I proceed.
Floor 172: ALL Grammar Nazis
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:40 amby Dryunya
I join them.
Floor 173: A neverending roll of bubblewrap that can't be taken out of the room.
On a side note, why are we traversing the floors we've been to already?
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:45 amby Qara-Xuan Zenith
I stomp across the bubblewrap on my way to the door, considerately leaving the rest for other people to enjoy stomping.
Floor 174: Someone is WRONG on the internet.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:58 amby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
I ignore it, as the Internet is often wrong.
Floor 175: A metric ton of homework that you must complete before moving forward.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:06 pmby Qara-Xuan Zenith
There is no such thing as a metric ton, only a metric tonne; therefore, the homework does not exist.
Floor 176: Hailstones the size of Nebraska.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:07 pmby eli_gone_crazy
I LOVE hail
*makes a snow man the size of Canada*
Floor 177: every bad Lifetime movie... playing in a loop, for all time...
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:21 pmby Guyshane
Kill it with Fire!
Floor 178: A Mobius Loop
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:56 pmby Qara-Xuan Zenith
My street is a Mobius strip. Your argument is invalid.
Floor 179: You have become that which you used to hate.
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