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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Victin on Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:58 pm

Since I used to hate that, I don't hate it now. So, yay!

Floor 180: Asteristiks. Evil asteristiks.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby JackAlsworth on Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:42 pm

Assuming you meant asterisks, I **** the living **** out of their **** **** **** until **** **** with a bucket of **** **** up a **** **** **** **** ****. In their confusion, they submit and allow me up to...

Floor 181: An imminent meteor strike. (By "imminent", I mean it hits just before you advance to the next level if you take no other action.)
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Victin on Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:46 pm

JackAlsworth wrote:Assuming you meant asterisks, I **** the living **** out of their **** **** **** until **** **** with a bucket of **** **** up a **** **** **** **** ****. In their confusion, they submit and allow me up to...

Floor 181: An imminent meteor strike. (By "imminent", I mean it hits just before you advance to the next level if you take no other action.)

The other action I take is ">>Advance to the next level", therefore paradoxing the meteor into paradoxes.

Floor 182: [REDACTED]
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:48 pm

*has high enough clearance*
I will now avoid meeting such beings, and otherwise, carry a carrot on my person constantly.

Floor 183: all the other floors, combined.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Victin on Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:51 pm

I walk past the huge, extensive, vast way. Thanks goodness it was all the floors combinated, and not the bosses.

Floor 184: Cannibals. With Lasers. And they can use it.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:53 pm

I seed the cannibals with allergies to me, then walk past unscathed by suggesting they save the lasers to barbecue someone they can actually eat.

Floor 185: Cthulhu
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:54 pm

I ready my Lee Enfield and shoot the crap out of the elder god.

We pass.

Floor 186: CY BUGS
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Endless Sea on Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:57 pm

*walks past* The dude's asleep, y'know.

Floor 187: Crippling brain damage.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:59 pm

Endless Sea wrote:*walks past* The dude's asleep, y'know.

Floor 187: Crippling brain damage.


( Patches it up)

Floor 188: STEAMPUNK BRITISH ARMY
FIRE!
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:01 pm

*Enlists*

Floor 189: Total amnesia. You forget everything, including why you wanted to keep going on to the next floor.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:05 pm

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:*Enlists*

Floor 189: Total amnesia. You forget everything, including why you wanted to keep going on to the next floor.


Sees Stairs. Goes up. Regains Memory.

Floor 190: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
FIRE!
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:08 pm

*Sings the Hedgehog Song, entrancing the hedgehog*

Floor 191: Double entendres.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:09 pm

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:*Sings the Hedgehog Song, entrancing the hedgehog*

Floor 191: Double entendres.


Says both meanings.

Floor 192: The Transformers. ALL OF THEM.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Endless Sea on Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:25 pm

*emp*

Floor 193: Anyone and anything that enters the room (the only way to get to the next floor) is immediately ret-gone. Permanently.
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Victin on Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:33 pm

Endless Sea wrote:*emp*

Floor 193: Anyone and anything that enters the room (the only way to get to the next floor) is immediately ret-gone. Permanently.

Word of God claims himself to be trolling us. He actually is subverting ret-going.

Floor 194: A stabbing mad-killer
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:36 pm

Victin wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:*emp*

Floor 193: Anyone and anything that enters the room (the only way to get to the next floor) is immediately ret-gone. Permanently.

Word of God claims himself to be trolling us. He actually is subverting ret-going.

Floor 194: A stabbing mad-killer


Beats the crap out of him with Pipe Wrench, then Quixote sword fights with him. He wins.

Floor 195: GALACTUS
FIRE!
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:05 pm

I point out Earth's low nutritional value, and advise Galactus to watch his waistline.
Floor 196: Morality
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Guyshane on Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:49 pm

I use Mimsy as a shield since he has only borogroves in his soul

Floor 197: Crotch shots
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:09 pm

I am female. Your argument is invalid.

Floor 198: Gender Confusion.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby agoraoptera on Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:14 pm

Hello, old foe.

Floor 199: Good!Qara.
If you can make it better, don't make it sentient.

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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:15 pm

Evil!me subsumes Good!me and I become more powerful than you could ever imagine.

Floor 200: Orwellian edits.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby agoraoptera on Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:28 pm

I am a supporter of Dryu. I am now immune.

Floor 201: Chibithulhu.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:24 am

agoraoptera wrote:I am a supporter of Dryu. I am now immune.

Floor 201: Chibithulhu.


Floor 202: WRECK IT RALPH!
FIRE!
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Adell on Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:27 am

Because Pryo didn't actually deal with the floor...

agoraoptera wrote:I am a supporter of Dryu. I am now immune.

Floor 201: Chibithulhu.


Chibiapp (and subsequently chibime) defeat chibithulhu in the most adorable livestream ever witnessed.

Floor 202: ...I guess leave it as Wreck it Raplh
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Endless Sea on Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:29 am

Adell wrote:
Floor 202: ...I guess leave it as Wreck it Raplh


*watches* Too little Sonic screentime. -_-

Floor 203: Dream of the Endless
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