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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:58 pm
by Victin
Since I used to hate that, I don't hate it now. So, yay!
Floor 180: Asteristiks. Evil asteristiks.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:42 pm
by JackAlsworth
Assuming you meant asterisks, I **** the living **** out of their **** **** **** until **** **** with a bucket of **** **** up a **** **** **** **** ****. In their confusion, they submit and allow me up to...
Floor 181: An imminent meteor strike. (By "imminent", I mean it hits just before you advance to the next level if you take no other action.)
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:46 pm
by Victin
JackAlsworth wrote:Assuming you meant asterisks, I **** the living **** out of their **** **** **** until **** **** with a bucket of **** **** up a **** **** **** **** ****. In their confusion, they submit and allow me up to...
Floor 181: An imminent meteor strike. (By "imminent", I mean it hits just before you advance to the next level if you take no other action.)
The other action I take is ">>Advance to the next level", therefore paradoxing the meteor into paradoxes.
Floor 182: [REDACTED]
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:48 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
*has high enough clearance*
I will now avoid meeting such beings, and otherwise, carry a carrot on my person constantly.
Floor 183: all the other floors, combined.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:51 pm
by Victin
I walk past the huge, extensive, vast way. Thanks goodness it was all the floors combinated, and not the bosses.
Floor 184: Cannibals. With Lasers. And they can use it.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:53 pm
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
I seed the cannibals with allergies to me, then walk past unscathed by suggesting they save the lasers to barbecue someone they can actually eat.
Floor 185: Cthulhu
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:54 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
I ready my Lee Enfield and shoot the crap out of the elder god.
We pass.
Floor 186: CY BUGS
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:57 pm
by Endless Sea
*walks past* The dude's asleep, y'know.
Floor 187: Crippling brain damage.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:59 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
Endless Sea wrote:*walks past* The dude's asleep, y'know.
Floor 187: Crippling brain damage.
( Patches it up)
Floor 188: STEAMPUNK BRITISH ARMY
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:01 pm
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
*Enlists*
Floor 189: Total amnesia. You forget everything, including why you wanted to keep going on to the next floor.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:05 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:*Enlists*
Floor 189: Total amnesia. You forget everything, including why you wanted to keep going on to the next floor.
Sees Stairs. Goes up. Regains Memory.
Floor 190: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:08 pm
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
*Sings the Hedgehog Song, entrancing the hedgehog*
Floor 191: Double entendres.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:09 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:*Sings the Hedgehog Song, entrancing the hedgehog*
Floor 191: Double entendres.
Says both meanings.
Floor 192: The Transformers. ALL OF THEM.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:25 pm
by Endless Sea
*emp*
Floor 193: Anyone and anything that enters the room (the only way to get to the next floor) is immediately ret-gone. Permanently.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:33 pm
by Victin
Endless Sea wrote:*emp*
Floor 193: Anyone and anything that enters the room (the only way to get to the next floor) is immediately ret-gone. Permanently.
Word of God claims himself to be trolling us. He actually is subverting ret-going.
Floor 194: A stabbing mad-killer
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:36 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
Victin wrote:Endless Sea wrote:*emp*
Floor 193: Anyone and anything that enters the room (the only way to get to the next floor) is immediately ret-gone. Permanently.
Word of God claims himself to be trolling us. He actually is subverting ret-going.
Floor 194: A stabbing mad-killer
Beats the crap out of him with Pipe Wrench, then Quixote sword fights with him. He wins.
Floor 195: GALACTUS
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:05 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
I point out Earth's low nutritional value, and advise Galactus to watch his waistline.
Floor 196: Morality
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:49 pm
by Guyshane
I use Mimsy as a shield since he has only borogroves in his soul
Floor 197: Crotch shots
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:09 pm
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
I am female. Your argument is invalid.
Floor 198: Gender Confusion.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:14 pm
by agoraoptera
Hello, old foe.
Floor 199: Good!Qara.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:15 pm
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
Evil!me subsumes Good!me and I become more powerful than you could ever imagine.
Floor 200: Orwellian edits.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:28 pm
by agoraoptera
I am a supporter of Dryu. I am now immune.
Floor 201: Chibithulhu.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:24 am
by The Wild West Pyro
agoraoptera wrote:I am a supporter of Dryu. I am now immune.
Floor 201: Chibithulhu.
Floor 202: WRECK IT RALPH!
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:27 am
by Adell
Because Pryo didn't actually deal with the floor...
agoraoptera wrote:I am a supporter of Dryu. I am now immune.
Floor 201: Chibithulhu.
Chibiapp (and subsequently chibime) defeat chibithulhu in the most adorable livestream ever witnessed.
Floor 202: ...I guess leave it as Wreck it Raplh
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:29 am
by Endless Sea
Adell wrote:
Floor 202: ...I guess leave it as Wreck it Raplh
*watches* Too little Sonic screentime. -_-
Floor 203: Dream of the Endless