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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:58 pm
by Victin
Since I used to hate that, I don't hate it now. So, yay!

Floor 180: Asteristiks. Evil asteristiks.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:42 pm
by JackAlsworth
Assuming you meant asterisks, I **** the living **** out of their **** **** **** until **** **** with a bucket of **** **** up a **** **** **** **** ****. In their confusion, they submit and allow me up to...

Floor 181: An imminent meteor strike. (By "imminent", I mean it hits just before you advance to the next level if you take no other action.)

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:46 pm
by Victin
JackAlsworth wrote:Assuming you meant asterisks, I **** the living **** out of their **** **** **** until **** **** with a bucket of **** **** up a **** **** **** **** ****. In their confusion, they submit and allow me up to...

Floor 181: An imminent meteor strike. (By "imminent", I mean it hits just before you advance to the next level if you take no other action.)

The other action I take is ">>Advance to the next level", therefore paradoxing the meteor into paradoxes.

Floor 182: [REDACTED]

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:48 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
*has high enough clearance*
I will now avoid meeting such beings, and otherwise, carry a carrot on my person constantly.

Floor 183: all the other floors, combined.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:51 pm
by Victin
I walk past the huge, extensive, vast way. Thanks goodness it was all the floors combinated, and not the bosses.

Floor 184: Cannibals. With Lasers. And they can use it.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:53 pm
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
I seed the cannibals with allergies to me, then walk past unscathed by suggesting they save the lasers to barbecue someone they can actually eat.

Floor 185: Cthulhu

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:54 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
I ready my Lee Enfield and shoot the crap out of the elder god.

We pass.

Floor 186: CY BUGS

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:57 pm
by Endless Sea
*walks past* The dude's asleep, y'know.

Floor 187: Crippling brain damage.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:59 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
Endless Sea wrote:*walks past* The dude's asleep, y'know.

Floor 187: Crippling brain damage.


( Patches it up)

Floor 188: STEAMPUNK BRITISH ARMY

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:01 pm
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
*Enlists*

Floor 189: Total amnesia. You forget everything, including why you wanted to keep going on to the next floor.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:05 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:*Enlists*

Floor 189: Total amnesia. You forget everything, including why you wanted to keep going on to the next floor.


Sees Stairs. Goes up. Regains Memory.

Floor 190: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:08 pm
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
*Sings the Hedgehog Song, entrancing the hedgehog*

Floor 191: Double entendres.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:09 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:*Sings the Hedgehog Song, entrancing the hedgehog*

Floor 191: Double entendres.


Says both meanings.

Floor 192: The Transformers. ALL OF THEM.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:25 pm
by Endless Sea
*emp*

Floor 193: Anyone and anything that enters the room (the only way to get to the next floor) is immediately ret-gone. Permanently.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:33 pm
by Victin
Endless Sea wrote:*emp*

Floor 193: Anyone and anything that enters the room (the only way to get to the next floor) is immediately ret-gone. Permanently.

Word of God claims himself to be trolling us. He actually is subverting ret-going.

Floor 194: A stabbing mad-killer

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:36 pm
by The Wild West Pyro
Victin wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:*emp*

Floor 193: Anyone and anything that enters the room (the only way to get to the next floor) is immediately ret-gone. Permanently.

Word of God claims himself to be trolling us. He actually is subverting ret-going.

Floor 194: A stabbing mad-killer


Beats the crap out of him with Pipe Wrench, then Quixote sword fights with him. He wins.

Floor 195: GALACTUS

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:05 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
I point out Earth's low nutritional value, and advise Galactus to watch his waistline.
Floor 196: Morality

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:49 pm
by Guyshane
I use Mimsy as a shield since he has only borogroves in his soul

Floor 197: Crotch shots

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:09 pm
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
I am female. Your argument is invalid.

Floor 198: Gender Confusion.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:14 pm
by agoraoptera
Hello, old foe.

Floor 199: Good!Qara.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:15 pm
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
Evil!me subsumes Good!me and I become more powerful than you could ever imagine.

Floor 200: Orwellian edits.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:28 pm
by agoraoptera
I am a supporter of Dryu. I am now immune.

Floor 201: Chibithulhu.

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:24 am
by The Wild West Pyro
agoraoptera wrote:I am a supporter of Dryu. I am now immune.

Floor 201: Chibithulhu.


Floor 202: WRECK IT RALPH!

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:27 am
by Adell
Because Pryo didn't actually deal with the floor...

agoraoptera wrote:I am a supporter of Dryu. I am now immune.

Floor 201: Chibithulhu.


Chibiapp (and subsequently chibime) defeat chibithulhu in the most adorable livestream ever witnessed.

Floor 202: ...I guess leave it as Wreck it Raplh

Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:29 am
by Endless Sea
Adell wrote:
Floor 202: ...I guess leave it as Wreck it Raplh


*watches* Too little Sonic screentime. -_-

Floor 203: Dream of the Endless