Endless Tower of Boss Battles

[agoraoptera]

Wandering Jew told me to say hi.

Floor 204: A construct of aes corinthiacum.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I glomp him forever, and drag him along with me upstairs.

Floor 205: Fairies. The nasty kind.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I glomp him forever, and drag him along with me upstairs.

Floor 205: Fairies. The nasty kind.

SHOOTS THEM AND RIPS THEIR WINGS OFF AND TRAMPLES ON THEM WITH MY BIG NOMEX LINED RUBBER BOOTS.

Floor 206: CROSSBOWS.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*takes crossbows* Awesome.

Floor 207: The deathtraps Sicon laid out for the Witch.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*isn't the witch, so nothing happens*

floor 208: A table filled with all the foods you despise (you must eat all the food before continuing (do not pass go, and you do not collect 200$))

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I do what my cousin did when he was about four and told he couldn't have any dessert until he'd "cleared his plate"-- he went around the table, offering everyone "do you want something from my plate?" (It works because it's adorable)

Floor 209: Floor 209.

[agoraoptera]

The first rule of tautology is the first rule of tautology.

Floor 210: Floor 209

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I have learned the secrets of floor 209.

Floor 211: Floor 212.

[agoraoptera]

I go to Floor 213.

Floor 214: A flood pushes everyone down to Floor 211.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Floor 211 is Floor 212. Equilibrium is restored.

Floor 212: There are two previously-encountered floors between you and Floor 215.

[agoraoptera]

Rinse and repeat.

Floor 215: Floor 216 is non-existent. There is an enormous gap of nothing between Floor 215 and Floor 217.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I fill the void of Floor 216 with the excess copies of Floors 209-214.

Floor 217: 217 copies of Floor 217.

[Guyshane]

I use TARDIS and immediately go to floor 220

Floor 220:Your Mother

[eli_gone_crazy]

why is my mom a boss?
Oh right, the lasagna incident. *dodges flying noodles and noms the french bread*

Floor 221: Psy doing Gangnam Style

[The Wild West Pyro]

why is my mom a boss?
Oh right, the lasagna incident. *dodges flying noodles and noms the french bread*

Floor 221: Psy doing Gangnam Style

Shoots him with Lee Enfield. In the balls.

Runs away. Quixote FLIES away on Princess Luna, then we walk/trot up to the next floor.

Floor 222: GlaDos. WITH THE COMPANION CUBE AND CHELL.

[Guyshane]

GLaDOS and Chell would never work together after that last game. Therefore this is an illusion which can do me no harm.

Floor 223: Hi there I'm Deadpool the boss of this floor. I know I'm a fictional character and I'm also single ladies . Also I have a healing factor and I'm mostly immune to psychic attacks, so be creative, or I'll stab you .

[eli_gone_crazy]

Chimichanga?

Floor 224: A ton of chimichangas

[The Wild West Pyro]

Chimichanga?

Floor 224: A ton of chimichangas

SHOOTS THEM ALL.

Quixote eats some too.

Floor 225: SAMURAI ARMY

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Law of Conservation of Ninjitsu means I defeat the army.

Floor 226: Really cheesy pickup lines.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Law of Conservation of Ninjitsu means I defeat the army.

Floor 226: Really cheesy pickup lines.

SHOOTS THE BASTARD.

WITH MY LEE ENFIELD, AS SHOWN HERE.

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ANYWAY: ( RERAILS)
Floor 227: The Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[Endless Sea]

Floor 227: The Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

*walks past the limbless corpse*

Floor 228: Unoriginality. Not that there hasn't been a lot in this thread already... *points fingers under the table* *well, one finger*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Floor 227: The Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

*walks past the limbless corpse*

Floor 228: Unoriginality. Not that there hasn't been a lot in this thread already... *points fingers under the table* *well, one finger*

Quixote sword fights it and wins.

Floor 229: The Evil Topiary Animals from The Shining movie.

[Endless Sea]

Floor 229: The Evil Topiary Animals from The Shining movie.

*burns them and Quixote, utterly and permanently removing both from existence, fictional or otherwise*

Floor 230: Disapproval. From everyone you currently know, ever have known, and ever will know.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Floor 229: The Evil Topiary Animals from The Shining movie.

*burns them and Quixote, utterly and permanently removing both from existence, fictional or otherwise*

Floor 230: Disapproval. From everyone you currently know, ever have known, and ever will know.

YOU HAVE DONE SOMETHING HORRIBLE.

NOW DON QUIXOTE HAS NEVER EXISTED. THE BOOK HAS NEVER BEEN PUBLISHED. LA MANCHA HAS NO TOURISM. SPAIN HAS NO GOOD LITERATURE.

BRING HIM BACK NOW.

Anyway:

SHOOTS THEM ALL.

Floor 231: All the Eldritch Abominations

[Endless Sea]

SHOOTS THEM ALL.

Floor 231: All the Eldritch Abominations

*said abominations step back and make a path out of fear*

Floor 232: A court of law, having found you guilty of mass murder and sentenced you to immediate execution.