Endless Tower of Boss Battles

[Guyshane]

I take the knives. Who let him play with them? ><

Floor 20: The exit is frozen solid.

*i blow up the exit*
Floor 20: The Anti-Spiral

*mindcrush*

Floor 21: A really big guy who can punch super hard and is immune to losing.

*Show him the way out of the tower an allow him to go home to his family who he hasn't seen in years*
Floor 22: Kratos and Dante tag-team

[Endless Sea]

Floor 23: Kratos and Dante tag-team

*double mindcrush*

Floor 24: Instant failure. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Use a "Get Out Of Fail Free" card.
Floor 25: an avalanche of quarters.

[Sicon112]

Use a "Get Out Of Fail Free" card.
Floor 25: an avalanche of quarters.

*Collects them in a bag of holding and becomes rich*

Floor 26: The Indiana Jones Boulder

[Endless Sea]

Use a "Get Out Of Fail Free" card.
Floor 25: an avalanche of quarters.

*Collects them in a bag of holding and becomes rich*

Floor 26: The Indiana Jones Boulder

*summons Chris Redfield* Problem solved.

Floor 27: SCP-682.

[Sicon112]

Use a "Get Out Of Fail Free" card.
Floor 25: an avalanche of quarters.

*Collects them in a bag of holding and becomes rich*

Floor 26: The Indiana Jones Boulder

*summons Chris Redfield* Problem solved.

Floor 27: SCP-682.

I leave a tasty trail of screaming class D personnel leading to Endless' current location.

Floor 28: Kayaba Akihiko

[Pixelmage]

Dual Wield. Killing blow at my last remaining Hit Point.

Floor 29: Crystal Dragon.

[The Wild West Pyro]

QUIXOTE LANCES HIM TO DEATH AND ATTACKS HIM WITH HIS SWORD TOO.

Floor 30: CY BUGS, CY BUGS AND MORE CY BUGS THAT ARE METALLIC.

[Endless Sea]

Dual Wield. Killing blow at my last remaining Hit Point.

Floor 29: Crystal Dragon.

*gives dragon to jeweler-swordsmen*

Floor 30: ALL OF MY HATE

[AMimsyBorogove]

...

Well, the solution here is obvious, no matter which floor 30 it is.

*holds up card and small wooden reactor.*

MASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH... SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!

*Using my power to fly despite logic, I float through the annihilated ruins of the floor, and up to the next.*

Floor 31: Brian Blessed with a microphone and a million amplifiers.

[The Wild West Pyro]

...

Well, the solution here is obvious, no matter which floor 30 it is.

*holds up card and small wooden reactor.*

MASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH... SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!

*Using my power to fly despite logic, I float through the annihilated ruins of the floor, and up to the next.*

Floor 31: Brian Blessed with a microphone and a million amplifiers.

I shoot the brain with my Lee Enfield, then my Silenced 1911.

Quixote gets out the sword, sticks in cotton in his ears to block out the Speed Jazz singing and slices the brain to bits.

Floor 32: XENOMORPHS.

[AMimsyBorogove]

...

*Master Spark.*

Floor 33: Marisa Kirisame.

[The Wild West Pyro]

...

*Master Spark.*

Floor 33: Marisa Kirisame.

Quixote attacks her.

Floor 34: BRUCE LEE WITH NUNCHUCKS.

[AMimsyBorogove]

...

...

*Stardust Reverie.*

Floor 35: Reimu Hakurei in Musou Tensei mode with an unlimited spell timer. I.E., completely, absolutely, unalterably invincible, with no time limit on her invincibility, and spamming bullets everywhere. Also, due to the danmaku boundary, she can't be lured away.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I don't play Touhou. Therefore, I have no concept of Reimu; therefore, she cannot harm me.

Floor 36: Infinite rubber ducks.

[Endless Sea]

I don't play Touhou. Therefore, I have no concept of Reimu; therefore, she cannot harm me.

Floor 36: Infinite rubber ducks.

*pushes ducks to side*

Floor 37: Purgatory.

[AMimsyBorogove]

I summon the Seven Stakes of Purgatory and have them stab things to death. It helps, somehow.

Floor 38: The Gundam Exia.

[Guyshane]

I summon the Seven Stakes of Purgatory and have them stab things to death. It helps, somehow.

Floor 38: The Gundam Exia.

*Summon Shining gundam to counter*
Floor 39: Every single power ranger

[AMimsyBorogove]

I throw the Twelfth Diary Holder at them. An epic sentai battle ensues, and in the meantime, I stroll casually past.

Floor 40: A mustachioed man driving a very fast zamboni.

[Endless Sea]

*chain lightning*

Floor 41: Your worst nightmare, incarnate.

[Guyshane]

I don't remember the dream therefore it cannot harm me
Floor 42: The killer bunny rabbit

[JRPictures]

HOLY HAND GRENADE blows it up.

Floor 43: The Avengers and Justice League fight you.

[Guyshane]

HOLY HAND GRENADE blows it up.

Floor 43: The Avengers and Justice League fight you.

I get them to fight each other and stroll past
Floor 44: There is no Boss....or is there?!?

[AMimsyBorogove]

I spark the room several times just to be sure, destroying the entire floor in the process. Seeing nothing in my way, I float on up to the next floor.

Floor 45: A very disgruntled Patchouli Knowledge at Extra Stage level, who fires a Royal Flare at you, summoning an unavoidable sun to drop on your head.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I hold up an umbrella for shade, and walk across the Willing Suspension Brdge of Disbelief.
Floor 46: The King of All Cosmos