Endless Tower of Boss Battles

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I fill the court with playpen balls.

Floor 233: buzzwords/jargon

[The Wild West Pyro]

SHOOTS THEM ALL.

Floor 231: All the Eldritch Abominations

*said abominations step back and make a path out of fear*

Floor 232: A court of law, having found you guilty of mass murder and sentenced you to immediate execution.

SHOOTS THE JUDGE AND EVERYONE ELSE.

Oh, and Quixote came back by the way. Mr. A did it for me.

Although yeah, he's on Rocinante now, not Princess Luna.

Anyway:

Floor 233: Bigfoot and the Yeti

[The Finch]

Simple.

(Finch uses Double Team!)

(Finch uses Double Flame Sword!)

(All foes Fainted!)

Floor 234: Air Man (Japanese version, Mega Man 2)

[Victin]

I drain all the air from the room, then I wrestle with the airless Air Man. And yes, I am Batman.

Floor 235: Batman wants to kill you. And here he is.

[Endless Sea]

Floor 235: Batman wants to kill you. And here he is.

*mindcrush* Because that is applicable for SO MANY THINGS.

Floor 235: a therapist for the guy who killed everyone he knows/knew/will know, including a court of law that was putting him on trial for it. Because killing real people is wrong, and ignoring people is being a jerk.

[The Finch]

Use Danger Wrap, trap in bubble, guy goes boom.

Floor 236: Wily Dragon (Mega Man 2 boss, Wily Castle 1.)

[Endless Sea]

Floor 236: Wily Dragon (Mega Man 2 boss, Wily Castle 1.)

*mindcrush* Oh, stop looking at me like that, it's an AI, it's intelligent, it has a mind.

Floor 237: Another therapist for Pyro, because Finch killed the first one.

[The Finch]

Danger Wrap is the item that Burst Man has in Mega Man 7. It traps enemies in a bubble and causes them to explode.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Floor 236: Wily Dragon (Mega Man 2 boss, Wily Castle 1.)

*mindcrush* Oh, stop looking at me like that, it's an AI, it's intelligent, it has a mind.

Floor 237: Another therapist for Pyro, because Finch killed the first one.

I inform the therapist that I am not Pyro, I hand him/her my card, schedule an appointment for next Tuesday, and ascend.
Floor 238: If you reference something whilst on this floor, you cannot leave it.

[The Finch]

(walks through)

Floor 239: Metal Overlord (Sonic Heroes)

[S_o_S]

I defeat him with the real superpower of teamwork!

Floor 240: The real superpower of teamwork!

[Sicon112]

I defeat him with the real superpower of teamwork!

Floor 240: The real superpower of teamwork!

Hang on, just let me slide this scale over towards the part labeled cynicism...

Floor 241: DESPAIR! Floor 240 has left you in despair!

[Guyshane]

The Blue Lantern corps give me hope (no seriously) and I am fine

Floor 242: Mindcrush

[Sicon112]

The Blue Lantern corps give me hope (no seriously) and I am fine

Floor 242: Mindcrush

I counter with a gay clown.

Floor 243: A gay clown.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I set him up with a guy who convinces him to give up clowning.

Floor 244: Eternal waking (i.e., you awake from a nightmare only to find yourself in a new one... forever)

[Sicon112]

I set him up with a guy who convinces him to give up clowning.

Floor 244: Eternal waking (i.e., you awake from a nightmare only to find yourself in a new one... forever)

I do that for fun.

Floor 245: Alan Wake. I'm not really sure who he is, but there was that one music vid Scarab linked to at one point that had something to do with him. So yeah.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I ignore him and move on.
Floor 246: The Water Temple to end all Water Temples.

[Victin]

I'm glad I'm not an Water Temple, so I watch the Water Temple destroy all Water Temples, then it destroys itself.

Floor 247: This floor is made of water. Radioactive water.

[Sicon112]

Water is actually a buffer against radioactivity. It's why they store spent fuel at the bottom of pools. As the water is buffering the radioactivity, I am just fine.

Floor 248: A cake is being thrown at you at relativistic speeds.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I modify my speed to match that of the cake, and devour it as it approaches. Yum. thanks for the cake.

Floor 249: Nothing to eat but vegetables, and none of them are potatoes.

[Victin]

As I don't like vegetables, I burn they all down.

Floor 250: This floor is going to at you. It can eat you. There's nothing that can undo, destroy, etc. the fact that he can and is trying to eat you. The only way to go to the next floor is to fight angainst it, and he is nuke-proof, explosion-proof, plasma-proof and mindcrush-proof.

[Scarab]

As I don't like vegetables, I burn they all down.

Floor 250: This floor is going to at you. It can eat you. There's nothing that can undo, destroy, etc. the fact that he can and is trying to eat you. The only way to go to the next floor is to fight angainst it, and he is nuke-proof, explosion-proof, plasma-proof and mindcrush-proof.

Grabs a really, really large heavy steel girder and uses it to hold the floor's mouth wide open. Climbs to the enxt floor while it tries to bite her.

Floor 251: Giant three headed snake, one which breathes fire, one which breathes out carbon monoxide, and one that's scream can pierce eardrums.

[The Wild West Pyro]

As I don't like vegetables, I burn they all down.

Floor 250: This floor is going to at you. It can eat you. There's nothing that can undo, destroy, etc. the fact that he can and is trying to eat you. The only way to go to the next floor is to fight angainst it, and he is nuke-proof, explosion-proof, plasma-proof and mindcrush-proof.

Grabs a really, really large heavy steel girder and uses it to hold the floor's mouth wide open. Climbs to the enxt floor while it tries to bite her.

Floor 251: Giant three headed snake, one which breathes fire, one which breathes out carbon monoxide, and one that's scream can pierce eardrums.

QUIXOTE CHOPS OFF IT'S HEADS.

Floor 252: HITLER

[Sicon112]

Grabs a really, really large heavy steel girder and uses it to hold the floor's mouth wide open. Climbs to the enxt floor while it tries to bite her.

Floor 251: Giant three headed snake, one which breathes fire, one which breathes out carbon monoxide, and one that's scream can pierce eardrums.

QUIXOTE CHOPS OFF IT'S HEADS.

Floor 252: HITLER

....I stand by and let him kill himself as troops move in on his bunker.

Floor 253: You are now on floor 251 boss and all because Quixote unfortunately no longer exists, and therefore this floor was not cleared.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Grabs a really, really large heavy steel girder and uses it to hold the floor's mouth wide open. Climbs to the enxt floor while it tries to bite her.

Floor 251: Giant three headed snake, one which breathes fire, one which breathes out carbon monoxide, and one that's scream can pierce eardrums.

QUIXOTE CHOPS OFF IT'S HEADS.

Floor 252: HITLER

....I stand by and let him kill himself as troops move in on his bunker.

Floor 253: You are now on floor 251 boss and all because Quixote unfortunately no longer exists, and therefore this floor was not cleared.

Time Travels up via Delorean Keychain. Quixote now exists again.

Floor 254: Russian Submarines.