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The Wild West Pyro wrote:Time Travels up via Delorean Keychain. Quixote now exists again.

Floor 254: Russian Submarines.

*accelerates time, causing submarines to rust*

Floor 255: Kill Don Quixote. Not a duplicate of any kind, but the real Quixote. You are not allowed to bring him back in any way, shape, or form- that means no ressurections, no ghosts, no time manipulation, no saying "he's just fiction, he'll be fine", no anything of the sort. The one and only Don Quixote must permanently cease to exist entirely by your hand and never come back. This is the only way to progress to the next floor.

Endless Sea wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:Time Travels up via Delorean Keychain. Quixote now exists again.

Floor 254: Russian Submarines.

*accelerates time, causing submarines to rust*

Floor 255: Kill Don Quixote. Not a duplicate of any kind, but the real Quixote. You are not allowed to bring him back in any way, shape, or form- that means no ressurections, no ghosts, no time manipulation, no saying "he's just fiction, he'll be fine"- he must permanently cease to exist entirely by your hand and never come back. This is the only way to progress to the next floor.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

( Bursts into tears as he shoots Quixote with Lee Enfield so quickly he doesn't feel a thing.)

FUCK YOU ENDLESS SEAA!!!!!!!



Floor 256: TROLLS. THE INTERNET ONES. WITH CLUBS.

I pick up a spade and walk past, as spade>club in troll logic.
Floor 257: The Guy

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I pick up a spade and walk past, as spade>club in troll logic.
Floor 257: The Guy

( Walks up depressed)

SHOOTS HIM

Floor 258: CREEPY BARBIE DOLLS

I mindcrush myself, so I don't have to face them.

Floor 259: Bec Noir. And no, you can't kill him with normal weapons. It includes Lee Enflields.

Victin wrote:I mindcrush myself, so I don't have to face them.

Floor 259: Bec Noir. And no, you can't kill him with normal weapons. It includes Lee Enflields.

DARN IT.

Kills him with- FIREPOWERS.

EAT THE FIREBALLS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA.

Floor 300: Spartans.

Victin wrote:I mindcrush myself, so I don't have to face them.

Floor 259: Bec Noir. And no, you can't kill him with normal weapons. It includes Lee Enflields.

...that's an unorthodox way of utilizing mindcrush...

*TIGER OBTAINED: MAGE OF BREATH (complete with Tectrixcalibur!); slashes the crap out of Bec Noir, cutting his ring finger off and reducing him to Jack Noir; mindcrush; air-blasts Jack out the window*

Floor 260: Children's card games. IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

NOW THAT'S JUST SILLY!

Floor 261: Children's Card Games, IN SPACE, ON MOTORCYCLES. Why? BECAUSE IT'S EXTREME.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:NOW THAT'S JUST SILLY!

Floor 261: Children's Card Games, IN SPACE, ON MOTORCYCLES. Why? BECAUSE IT'S EXTREME.

Helloooooo I did floor 300! SOMEONE DEFEAT THOSE SPARTANS! READ MY EARLIER POST, GODDAMIT!

You can't skip floors like that.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:NOW THAT'S JUST SILLY!

Floor 261: Children's Card Games, IN SPACE, ON MOTORCYCLES. Why? BECAUSE IT'S EXTREME.

That is absurd. I therefore ignore it and move to a higher floor.
Floor 262: To pass, you must defeat Walt Disney, Ronald Reagan, Jesus, and Bill Nye in a game of Johnny Depp Clue.

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:NOW THAT'S JUST SILLY!

Floor 261: Children's Card Games, IN SPACE, ON MOTORCYCLES. Why? BECAUSE IT'S EXTREME.

That is absurd. I therefore ignore it and move to a higher floor.
Floor 262: To pass, you must defeat Walt Disney, Ronald Reagan, Jesus, and Bill Nye in a game of Johnny Depp Clue.

Beats them. Stops to talk with Walt Disney and have a long tea with Jesus. Jesus is a truly wonderful man.

Prays and says goodbye to them.

263: Torch and Pitchfork wielding mob.

Direct them to the nearest mad scientist. ("We will burn? Excuthe me? Where doeth it thay we? -Igor)

Floor 264: A red herring.

JackAlsworth wrote:Direct them to the nearest mad scientist. ("We will burn? Excuthe me? Where doeth it thay we? -Igor)

Floor 264: A red herring.

Throws it into the sea.

Floor 265: Heavy Machine Guns in all directions

Thanks God the aren't shooting me.

Floor 266: Doctor Doofenshirmitz. And Norm.

I don't know who they are...I nuke them just to be safe
Floor267: The Nostalgia Critic

Guyshane wrote:I don't know who they are...I nuke them just to be safe
Floor267: The Nostalgia Critic

Shoots him.

Floor 268: Charles Manson.

I throw him out of the tower

Floor 268: Magneto

Guyshane wrote:I throw him out of the tower

Floor 268: Magneto

He magnetizes several swords and gets impaled.

Floor 269: HADES

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Floor 269: HADES

O hai mister lord of the dead. *brofist, because Hades is generally a pretty cool guy*

Floor 270: A therapist. 'Cause seriously, we all probably need one.

*talks to therapist*

Floor 271: Deannaoptera.

Deanna is a lady. Agoraoptera is a dude. Logically, Deannaoptera cannot exist.

Floor 272: You have no mouth, and you must scream.

Oh hey Hello Kitty.

Floor 273: House of Leaves.

agoraoptera wrote:Oh hey Hello Kitty.

Floor 273: House of Leaves.

Burns it down.

Presses on, alone and depressed.

Does not notice Quixote's ghost with lance and armour following him, protecting him.

Floor 274: Jason Voorhees with his Machete

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

agoraoptera wrote:Oh hey Hello Kitty.

Floor 273: House of Leaves.

Burns it down.

Presses on, alone and depressed.

Does not notice Quixote's ghost with lance and armour following him, protecting him.

Floor 274: Jason Voorhees with his Machete

Pyro. Enough with the Quixote.