Endless Tower of Boss Battles

[The Wild West Pyro]

Oh hey Hello Kitty.

Floor 273: House of Leaves.

Burns it down.

Presses on, alone and depressed.

Does not notice Quixote's ghost with lance and armour following him, protecting him.

Floor 274: Jason Voorhees with his Machete

Pyro. Enough with the Quixote.

Finnnnnnnnnneeeeeee.

( Quixote leaves to La Mancha fictional world, saying goodbye. I am alone)

Endless, did you defeat Jason yet?

[The Finch]

Jason: Decapitation.

275: A Army of Rabbids, about 200.

[Victin]

I point at the moon, they start building their way there.

Floor 276: SCP-173. And it's not in front of you, it's behind you.

[Endless Sea]

*mindcrushes because why not*

Floor 277: Emperor Palpatine, back when he was in his prime.

[S_o_S]

I equip a Franklin Badge to deflect his Force Lightning.

Floor 278: Twitter.

[Adell]

I equip a Franklin Badge to deflect his Force Lightning.

Floor 278: Twitter.

First, Earthbound is awesome.

Second, I defeat Twitter with a terrible internet connection so that it can't load.

Floor 279: one 6 hour class :/

[Pixelmage]

I sleep through it.

Floor 280: A die that only rolls critical failures.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I take the die, with plans to use it to excel in minor wagers.
Floor 281: Loneliness.

[Adell]

I take the die, with plans to use it to excel in minor wagers.
Floor 281: Loneliness.

Sup, friend 8D *Pats*

Floor 282: broken youtube link to your favorite video

[SOHCAHTOA]

Oh well, I'll watch the next best thing.

Floor 283: STAIRS!!!

[Dryunya]

I push a random pal down the stairs, just because.

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS BRO
I TOLD YOU DOG

Floor 284: Your rouge Split Personality.

[Guyshane]

I point out to my split personality that he would only be harming himself by attacking me. We remerge and are now twice as strong.

Floor 285:Jamie Reyes!Blue Beetle

[The Wild West Pyro]

I point out to my split personality that he would only be harming himself by attacking me. We remerge and are now twice as strong.

Floor 285:Jamie Reyes!Blue Beetle

HEADSHOT WITH ENFIELD.

Floor 286: Ben 10, Kevin and Gwen, in their teenage forms. With Mike Morningstar. Playing Poker.

Note: Ben has the Ultimatrix, so he's staring at SOHCAHTOA's wrist and thinking " Why does he have it too?"

Note 2: This is a special boss battle: You beat them, they join us to help. And no need to worry about Morningstar, he's in his Darkstar suit and has undergone some anti bad guy training, therapy and counseling so he's fine now. Although Kevin will keep an eye on him.

[agoraoptera]

Lolhaipoker.

Floor 287: Ennui.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Lolhaipoker.

Floor 287: Ennui.

SHOOTS IT.

Floor 288: KING KONG

[S_o_S]

I offer him a banana.

Floor 290: A giant maze that cannot be destroyed or bypassed and must be circumnavigated.

[The Finch]

(soves maze)


Floor 291: Magic Man (Mega Man and Bass)

[KagiyaLawCorp]

I direct him to a casino in Vegas with a "robot" gimmick.
Floor 292: A panda

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Bulletproof vest (to prevent it from shooting me after it eats and before it leaves).

Floor 293: Ambiguous syntax.

[Endless Sea]

*mentally fills in the blanks*

Floor 294: A crapton of Invisibles from Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days. (No, Pyro, shooting them won't have any effect.)

[Sicon112]

*mentally fills in the blanks*

Floor 294: A crapton of Invisibles from Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days. (No, Pyro, shooting them won't have any effect.)

Because our conversation involving them made me recall the Megaman NT warrior optional super-boss incarnation of Bass (who has an AWESOME cape, by the way) I summon him. With an enormous, near impossible to avoid laser barrage, he hits essentially everything ever and kills them.

Floor 295: Optional Super-boss Bass. (If he was so hard to beat, I wonder why I kept going out of my way to trigger him... Oh well, it was an epic battle every time.)

[Guyshane]

Since he is optional I choose not to fight him

Floor 296: the Destructive Blade Sabrac *it should be noted this character is immune to being shot and to mind crushes

[Sicon112]

Since he is optional I choose not to fight him

Floor 296: the Destructive Blade Sabrac *it should be noted this character is immune to being shot and to mind crushes

I write him, so I sic him on the first RPG.

Floor 297: TOO MANY RPGS TO KEEP UP WITH

[JackAlsworth]

Hire a friend to keep up with a few of them for me.

Floor 298: Rogue Planet X.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Hire a friend to keep up with a few of them for me.

Floor 298: Rogue Planet X.

BURNS IT.

Floor 299: GODZILLA, THE ORIGINAL 1954 ONE.

( PLEASE DO FLOOR 300 AS SPARTANS)