Endless Tower of Boss Battles

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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:52 am

Endless Sea wrote:
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agoraoptera wrote:Oh hey Hello Kitty.

Floor 273: House of Leaves.


Burns it down.

Presses on, alone and depressed.

Does not notice Quixote's ghost with lance and armour following him, protecting him.

Floor 274: Jason Voorhees with his Machete


Pyro. Enough with the Quixote.


Finnnnnnnnnneeeeeee. :(

( Quixote leaves to La Mancha fictional world, saying goodbye. I am alone)

Endless, did you defeat Jason yet?
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Finch on Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:09 pm

Jason: Decapitation.

275: A Army of Rabbids, about 200.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Victin on Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:13 pm

I point at the moon, they start building their way there.

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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Endless Sea on Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:20 pm

*mindcrushes because why not*

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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby S_o_S on Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:07 pm

I equip a Franklin Badge to deflect his Force Lightning.

Floor 278: Twitter.
Not a distress call. Honest.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Adell on Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:19 pm

S_o_S wrote:I equip a Franklin Badge to deflect his Force Lightning.

Floor 278: Twitter.


First, Earthbound is awesome.

Second, I defeat Twitter with a terrible internet connection so that it can't load.

Floor 279: one 6 hour class :/
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Pixelmage on Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:29 pm

I sleep through it.

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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:52 pm

I take the die, with plans to use it to excel in minor wagers.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Adell on Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:59 pm

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I take the die, with plans to use it to excel in minor wagers.
Floor 281: Loneliness.


Sup, friend 8D *Pats*

Floor 282: broken youtube link to your favorite video
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby SOHCAHTOA on Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:07 pm

Oh well, I'll watch the next best thing.

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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Dryunya on Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:38 am

I push a random pal down the stairs, just because.

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I TOLD YOU DOG


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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Guyshane on Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:02 am

I point out to my split personality that he would only be harming himself by attacking me. We remerge and are now twice as strong.

Floor 285:Jamie Reyes!Blue Beetle
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:04 am

Guyshane wrote:I point out to my split personality that he would only be harming himself by attacking me. We remerge and are now twice as strong.

Floor 285:Jamie Reyes!Blue Beetle


HEADSHOT WITH ENFIELD.

Floor 286: Ben 10, Kevin and Gwen, in their teenage forms. With Mike Morningstar. Playing Poker.

Note: Ben has the Ultimatrix, so he's staring at SOHCAHTOA's wrist and thinking " Why does he have it too?"

Note 2: This is a special boss battle: You beat them, they join us to help. And no need to worry about Morningstar, he's in his Darkstar suit and has undergone some anti bad guy training, therapy and counseling so he's fine now. Although Kevin will keep an eye on him.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby agoraoptera on Sat Jan 26, 2013 9:41 am

Lolhaipoker.

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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:11 am

agoraoptera wrote:Lolhaipoker.

Floor 287: Ennui.


SHOOTS IT.

Floor 288: KING KONG
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby S_o_S on Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:19 pm

I offer him a banana.

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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Finch on Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:40 pm

(soves maze)


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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby KagiyaLawCorp on Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:47 pm

I direct him to a casino in Vegas with a "robot" gimmick.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:42 pm

Bulletproof vest (to prevent it from shooting me after it eats and before it leaves).

Floor 293: Ambiguous syntax.
Lead by example. Get lost in a swamp.

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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Endless Sea on Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:17 pm

*mentally fills in the blanks*

Floor 294: A crapton of Invisibles from Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days. (No, Pyro, shooting them won't have any effect.)
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Sicon112 on Sat Jan 26, 2013 9:57 pm

Endless Sea wrote:*mentally fills in the blanks*

Floor 294: A crapton of Invisibles from Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days. (No, Pyro, shooting them won't have any effect.)


Because our conversation involving them made me recall the Megaman NT warrior optional super-boss incarnation of Bass (who has an AWESOME cape, by the way) I summon him. With an enormous, near impossible to avoid laser barrage, he hits essentially everything ever and kills them.

Floor 295: Optional Super-boss Bass. (If he was so hard to beat, I wonder why I kept going out of my way to trigger him... Oh well, it was an epic battle every time.)
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Guyshane on Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:13 pm

Since he is optional I choose not to fight him

Floor 296: the Destructive Blade Sabrac *it should be noted this character is immune to being shot and to mind crushes
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Sicon112 on Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:56 pm

Guyshane wrote:Since he is optional I choose not to fight him

Floor 296: the Destructive Blade Sabrac *it should be noted this character is immune to being shot and to mind crushes


I write him, so I sic him on the first RPG.

Floor 297: TOO MANY RPGS TO KEEP UP WITH
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby JackAlsworth on Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:16 am

Hire a friend to keep up with a few of them for me.

Floor 298: Rogue Planet X.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Jan 27, 2013 1:02 am

JackAlsworth wrote:Hire a friend to keep up with a few of them for me.

Floor 298: Rogue Planet X.



BURNS IT.

Floor 299: GODZILLA, THE ORIGINAL 1954 ONE.

( PLEASE DO FLOOR 300 AS SPARTANS)
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