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*shanks the disturbance with a billhook, because why not*

Floor 320: Demonhead Mobster Kingpin.

Endless Sea wrote:*shanks the disturbance with a billhook, because why not*

Floor 320: Demonhead Mobster Kingpin.

Hmmmmm.

Shoots him, because the Lee Enfield's bullets are specially modified to be .303, Fiery Exploding, Armour Piercing, Universe Wrecking, Planet Destroying, very Sharp, AND DEMON ANNIHILATING.. And the bullet hits him, and he explodes.

Done.

Floor 321: Angry Birds.

I set up bird feeders, and the birds calm down once they get some food in them.

Floor 322: The floor drops away, and you are faced with a sudden, 322-floor drop.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:I set up bird feeders, and the birds calm down once they get some food in them.

Floor 322: The floor drops away, and you are faced with a sudden, 322-floor drop.

Puts a few wooden planks down and we cross.

Floor 323: Scarab tied up NEAR A DRAGON.

the dragon is bob and scarab remains unharmed.


Floor 324: your worst nightmare

I stand face to face with a version of myself who is totally, completely sane. Although I experience a momentary horror at seeing what I have become, because he is sane, he can't hurt me. I resolve never to become like him, and take what I've learned to move on, because that is the privilege of being a man.

Floor 325: An endless recursion of time. You Can (Not) Advance. You've suffered a terrible fate, haven't you?

AMimsyBorogove wrote:I stand face to face with a version of myself who is totally, completely sane. Although I experience a momentary horror at seeing what I have become, because he is sane, he can't hurt me. I resolve never to become like him, and take what I've learned to move on, because that is the privilege of being a man.

Floor 325: An endless recursion of time. You Can (Not) Advance. You've suffered a terrible fate, haven't you?

Stops it by pressing the big red button on the floor.

Floor 326: Orcs.

I call forth the Elven Army, then sneak through.

Floor 326: Assassins, hiding in the dark corners of the chamber, unseen

*tosses in a plasma blast; death ensues* Because that's how this thread rolls.

Floor 327: Arcturus, cloaked and ready to headshot.

Endless Sea wrote:*tosses in a plasma blast; death ensues* Because that's how this thread rolls.

Floor 327: Arcturus, cloaked and ready to headshot.

Sets him on fire then shoots him.

Floor 328: MOVING STATUES. REAL MOVING ONES MADE OUT OF MARBLE. AND THEY'RE SENTIENT AND ANGRY.

Weeping angels? *Calls in the Doctor to help*

Floor 329: Snowflame!

Guyshane wrote:Weeping angels? *Calls in the Doctor to help*

Floor 329: Snowflame!

Hmmmm.

Burns it.

Floor 330: Ultraseven

I melt him with my massive laser.

Floor 330: Slender Man

I feed him homemeade cake until he is no longer slender.

Floor 331: a fat man.

I shackle him to the wall and force him to starve himself.

Floor 332: The M.C. Escher room.

I notice that the door behind me is actually the door to the next level and the last level was an illusion all along.

Floor 333: A time limit!

Gotta go fast!

Floor 334: Death stands before you. He challenges you to poker.

He tries to fingerpoke of doom me but I dodge. Then he summons Slogra and Gaibon, and everyone tries to poke me, but I run into circles. He starts summoning sickles and throwing his scythe at me. I dodge EVERYTHING. Then I notice I'm no Touhou player and that I'm suddenly about to be hit by EVERYTHING. Then I activate a final star power-up, becoming invencible. Then I poke everyone/thing, killing them all. Then, I proceed.

Floor 335: This guy: , but with a top hat.

Victin wrote:He tries to fingerpoke of doom me but I dodge. Then he summons Slogra and Gaibon, and everyone tries to poke me, but I run into circles. He starts summoning sickles and throwing his scythe at me. I dodge EVERYTHING. Then I notice I'm no Touhou player and that I'm suddenly about to be hit by EVERYTHING. Then I activate a final star power-up, becoming invencible. Then I poke everyone/thing, killing them all. Then, I proceed.

Floor 335: This guy: , but with a top hat.

Poke a knife in his mouth. He goes greener. Floor 336: A witch.

My clone is a meta-Witch Hunter; her argument is invalid.

Floor 337: Infinite retcon.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:My clone is a meta-Witch Hunter; her argument is invalid.

Floor 337: Infinite retcon.

Retcon retained out by Retcon. Floor 338: A dream.

I do not dream. Your threat is rendered null and void.
Floor 339: A brainwashed Gurt, alongside Psyle and Pyro (who finally snapped)

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I do not dream. Your threat is rendered null and void.
Floor 339: A brainwashed Gurt, alongside Psyle and Pyro (who finally snapped)

WATERMRLONS!!!!

And a new assault rifle. Only fair. Floor 340: Recursion.

H22 wrote:

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I do not dream. Your threat is rendered null and void.
Floor 339: A brainwashed Gurt, alongside Psyle and Pyro (who finally snapped)

WATERMRLONS!!!!

And a new assault rifle. Only fair. Floor 340: Recursion.

Makes it stop by asking it to do something new and thus not be so utterly bored.

Floor 341: ULTRAMAN JACK
( Yes, I will go through all the Ultra Bros. And stop at Zero.)

I summon all the Ultraman Bosses to attack Ultraman Jack.

Floor 342: Evil dodos. With one watermelon. You have to get the watermelon to go to the next level. And they will not give you the watermelon. And there's also an evil AU Genndy with a ℧-Mallet. He will try to kill you.