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Victin wrote:I summon all the Ultraman Bosses to attack Ultraman Jack.

Floor 342: Evil dodos. With one watermelon. You have to get the watermelon to go to the next level. And they will not give you the watermelon. And there's also an evil AU Genndy with a ℧-Mallet. He will try to kill you.

Manipulate Genndy to kill dodos and get watermelon. Shoot him afterwards. (xkcd 1149.)

Floor 343: All the emoticons.

[Edit: Fixed spellcheck error. ]

I ignore them.
Floor 344: The combined might of Superman, Son Gokū, Batman, and Bobobo Bo-Bobobo.

Alice asks them nicely to let me pass. They comply.

Floor 345: Alice.

I send in Flandre Scarlet to play with her. While the two of them play, I quickly advance before everything explodes.

Floor 346: Flandre and Alice. Wait, how did they get here before m-

This was a bad idea, wasn't it?

I eat the flan, making sure to leave half of it for Alice to eat. Yum, fruit.

Floor 347: Sugar poisoning.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:I eat the flan, making sure to leave half of it for Alice to eat. Yum, fruit.

Floor 347: Sugar poisoning.

Douse it in salt. Floor 348: A collapsing ceiling. With spikes on top.

LE GASP. SPIKED WALL-MAN, WE MEET AGAIN!

Oh. Wait. Only the ceiling is collapsing/spiked, you say? Well, fine then. I just wait for it to collapse and then strololololo across the rubble, then fly up through the broken ceiling to reach the next floor.

Floor 349: Ibuki Suika and Hoshiguma Yuugi, who force you into an inescapable drinking contest using Suika's infinite sake gourd. Being oni, they are essentially immune to most effects of drunkenness. You, on the other hand, aren't so lucky...

Floor 349: Ibuki Suika and Hoshiguma Yuugi, who force you into an inescapable drinking contest using Suika's infinite sake gourd. Being oni, they are essentially immune to most effects of drunkenness. You, on the other hand, aren't so lucky...

*Takes gourd, tells them to come along with us while we drink together. *

Floor 350: bathsalt zombies.

Adell wrote:Floor 350: bathsalt zombies.

Takes the sake gourd from the last guy, pours endless supply of sake on the zombies and sets them all on fire.

Floor 351: Room full of poison ivy. Your shoes have magically dissapeared.

Even without wings, everyone can fly. Realizing this, I float across the room, and move on to the next floor.

Floor 352: By entering this room, you become instantly forced to watch "Birdemic," or whatever it was Xana was screaming about.

*watches with extreme apathy*

Floor 353: a flock of birds from said movie.

Endless Sea wrote:*watches with extreme apathy*

Floor 353: a flock of birds from said movie.

Gets out Lee Enfield and shoots them down.

Then grills them, and puts them on toast. And serves it to everyone.

Floor 354: Ultraman Ace, with his Ultra Guillotine.

I capture Ultraman Ace in an Ultra Ball, and move on my way.
Floor 355: Batman, Catman, Fatman, Ratman, and GuestUser17.

I counter then with: Manbat, Mancat, Manfat, Manrat and narrativedilletante.

Floor 356: The chatroom.

I join under a false name, pretending to be an online Scottish wombat salesman, so as to quickly get myself banned and move on before I become trapped.

Floor 357: To pass this floor, you must say the name "Candlejack," but then

I mention Candle Jack, an when he arrives, I converse casually with him about the prospects of a renewal of Freakazoid!. Afterwards, I move up the stairs.
Floor 358: Retribution

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I mention Candle Jack, an when he arrives, I converse casually with him about the prospects of a renewal of Freakazoid!. Afterwards, I move up the stairs.
Floor 358: Retribution

Gets Atticus Finch and Phoenix Wright to take turns arguing against it and they win.

Floor 359: Ultraman Taro, with his Lance.

His Lance is discovered to be using performance-enhancing drugs, and is banned from all future battles.

Floor 360: We have come full circle. There's a note on the floor.

JackAlsworth wrote:His Lance is discovered to be using performance-enhancing drugs, and is banned from all future battles.

Floor 360: We have come full circle. There's a note on the floor.

Rips it off. It's written in Morse Codea and simply says the Alphabet backwards. We carry on.

Floor 361: Ultraman Leo, with Astra and Nunchucks.

Victin wrote:Floor (36)0: A note on the floor. It reads: "Idea taken from this thread. Keep your posts short and sweet. Do you hear me, Mimsy? :P :lol: But seriously, this is no Coffee Room, don't go crazy nuts over it. Post how to pass through the last floor and what is in the next one. If you're ninja'd, delete your post or edit it."

You throw the note away and keep going foward.

Floor (36)1: Spikes of doom, all over the floor and walls.

*hookshots to the other side of the room via a conveniently placed grating above the doorway and my trusty dual clawshot*

Floor (36)2: Living Skeletons block your path, some holding swords, others readying bows and arrows. They block the stair case to the next floor.

Endless Sea wrote:*hookshots to the other side of the room via a conveniently placed grating above the doorway and my trusty dual clawshot*

Floor (36)2: Living Skeletons block your path, some holding swords, others readying bows and arrows. They block the stair case to the next floor.

I cast healing because the undead are weak against life.

Floor 363: Oh hell no we are not going through all that again!

THAT'S NOT A THING!

Floor 364: "Happiness" worms. Blatant Lies.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:THAT'S NOT A THING!

Floor 364: "Happiness" worms. Blatant Lies.

SHOOTS THE LIARS.

Floor 365: Ultraman Leo. WITH NUNCHUCKS.

I shoot the man making random Ultraman references that I don't get.

Floor 366: Red Skull, wielding his Tesseract arsenal.

RationalThought wrote:I shoot the man making random Ultraman references that I don't get.

Floor 366: Red Skull, wielding his Tesseract arsenal.

I tie him up with my flaming cowboy lasso and delivers the Tesseract in a brown paper parcel to the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D

Floor 367: Ultraman 80 with another spear.