Endless Tower of Boss Battles

[Guyshane]

I kill him with his chainsaw declaring it to be "Groovy" and move on
Floor 392: Superman

[Endless Sea]

*mind control; Supes stands aside* Pretty much a running gag with him, I've heard.

Floor 393: the Bubonic Plague.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I washed my hands properly (and with uncontaminated water!) so I don't catch the plague.

Floor 394: sudden loss of structural integrity on the molecular level.

[Blurred_9L]

My will to keep going is so strong that all of my atoms head towards the stairs that lead to the next floor.

Floor 395: Infinite recursion.

[The Wild West Pyro]

My will to keep going is so strong that all of my atoms head towards the stairs that lead to the next floor.

Floor 395: Infinite recursion.

Stops it by screaming at it to stop and retire.

Floor 396: That disturbing anime girl who collects eyes for Satanic rituals.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

The Corinthian steals her collection, and presumably adds her own eyes to his.

Floor 397: The Corinthian.

[The Wild West Pyro]

The Corinthian steals her collection, and presumably adds her own eyes to his.

Floor 397: The Corinthian.

Shoots him.

Floor 398: RAKKMAN

[agoraoptera]

Shoots Rakkman with the Conference Call, amped by the Bee.

Floor 399: Bunker. That is, BNK3R.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Shoots Rakkman with the Conference Call, amped by the Bee.

Floor 399: Bunker. That is, BNK3R.

Blows it up.

Floor 400: Norman Bates

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I notice Ed Gein, and the two murderers have a Psych-off.
Floor 401: K. You are now elderly.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I notice Ed Gein, and the two murderers have a Psych-off.
Floor 401: K. You are now elderly.

We have tea together.

Floor 402: Jason Voorhees

[JRPictures]

I go to sleep, get Freddy Krueger and make the two fight.

Floor 403: A million giant mechs that can't be destroyed with normal guns or weapons.

[Guyshane]

EMP
Floor 404: Ninja Zombie David Bowie leading a horde of the undead

[JRPictures]

I show ninja zombie David Bowie the movies of his son Duncan Jones (yes this is for real Bowie's son is an actual director he made Moon and Source Code). This distracts him long enough for me to destroy the horde of the undead with a various assortment of weapons and shoot Ninja Zombie David Bowie in the head.

Floor 405: John Reese and Harold Finch from the tv show Person Of Interest.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I show ninja zombie David Bowie the movies of his son Duncan Jones (yes this is for real Bowie's son is an actual director he made Moon and Source Code). This distracts him long enough for me to destroy the horde of the undead with a various assortment of weapons and shoot Ninja Zombie David Bowie in the head.

Floor 405: John Reese and Harold Finch from the tv show Person Of Interest.

Hmmm.

Knocks them out with Lee Enfield rifle butt.

Floor 406: Er. Um. Aha! MICHAEL MYERS!

[JRPictures]

I warn Michael that I'll make Rob Zombie direct a third film in the remake series which makes him stop for a second, I then him in the head from behind repeatedly until he is really dead and I blow up his body just to be extra sure.

Floor 407: A very powerful Cthulhu and an army of dangerous eldritch abominations.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I call in Maxwell, who proceeds to ride Cthulhu and eliminate the other eldritch abominations.
Floor 408: Terrible acting.

[eli_gone_crazy]

acting classes

409: Animal (from the muppets) with energy drink-hyperactivity.

[Scarab]

acting classes

409: Animal (from the muppets) with energy drink-hyperactivity.

Clones Miss Piggy and throws fifty of her into the room*

410: A room full of killer bunny rabbits

[The Wild West Pyro]

acting classes

409: Animal (from the muppets) with energy drink-hyperactivity.

Clones Miss Piggy and throws fifty of her into the room*

410: A room full of killer bunny rabbits

Throws massive carrot at them. They become distracted and start eating.

411: Freddy Krueger. Well, it looks like he's defeated Jason.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

As I know nothing of Freddy Kreuger, I walk past to the next floor.
Floor 412: The version of you from Scarab's drawings, albeit having opposing morality.

[The Wild West Pyro]

As I know nothing of Freddy Kreuger, I walk past to the next floor.
Floor 412: The version of you from Scarab's drawings, albeit of opposing morality.

Shoots some sense into him with my Lee Enfield.
Floor 413: Leatherface, brandishing yet another of his chainsaws.

[Victin]

acting classes

409: Animal (from the muppets) with energy drink-hyperactivity.

Clones Miss Piggy and throws fifty of her into the room*

410: A room full of killer bunny rabbits

Throws massive carrot at them. They become distracted and start eating.

411: Freddy Krueger. Well, it looks like he's defeated Jason.

(OOC: Okay, that was pretty smart Pyro, and different from your usual modus operandi. Also your boss was a nice callback.)

EDIT: (OOC: Oops, ninja'd.)

I drink a lot of caffeine and energetic drinks, so I don't get to sleep and use my newly acquired sugar rush to flash step far from Leatherface, killing him in the process with a multitude of supersonic shockwaves.

Floor 412: A noclip SNK Boss that generates a bullet hell, is immortal in all the ways possible and can move at 99.999999999...% of lightspeed, and teleport as well. Each one of his bullets is at least twice the size of the universe, and he warp reality so to make them fit within the universe. He hunts you and kills you.

[The Wild West Pyro]

[quote="The Wild West Pyro]
411: Freddy Krueger. Well, it looks like he's defeated Jason.[/quote]

(OOC: Okay, that was pretty smart Pyro, and different from your usual modus operandi. Also your boss was a nice callback.)

I drink a lot of caffeine and energetic drinks, so I don't get to sleep and use my newly acquired sugar rush to flash step far from Freddy Krueger, killing him in the process with a multitude of supersonic shockwaves.

Floor 412: A noclip SNK Boss that generates a bullet hell, is immortal in all the ways possible and can move at 99.999999999...% of lightspeed, and teleport as well. Each one of his bullets is at least twice the size of the universe, and he warp reality so to make them fit within the universe. He hunts you and kills you.[/quote][/quote]

Floor 413: Leatherface, brandishing yet another of his chainsaws. Wait, didn't I post that earlier? OH CRAP! LEATHERFACE WITH CHAINSAW IN A ENDLESS LOOP OF TIME!

[JRPictures]

I call for the Doctor and his TARDIS to take care of the time loop while I kill Leatherface by showing him the latest Texas Chainsaw film in 3D which tortures him to death.

Floor 413: An endless repeat of Justin Bieber's song Baby on every radio, tv and stereo in existence.