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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:14 pmby Guyshane
I kill him with his chainsaw declaring it to be "Groovy" and move on
Floor 392: Superman
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:18 pmby Endless Sea
*mind control; Supes stands aside* Pretty much a running gag with him, I've heard.
Floor 393: the Bubonic Plague.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:20 pmby Qara-Xuan Zenith
I washed my hands properly (and with uncontaminated water!) so I don't catch the plague.
Floor 394: sudden loss of structural integrity on the molecular level.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:31 pmby Blurred_9L
My will to keep going is so strong that all of my atoms head towards the stairs that lead to the next floor.
Floor 395: Infinite recursion.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:10 pmby The Wild West Pyro
Blurred_9L wrote:My will to keep going is so strong that all of my atoms head towards the stairs that lead to the next floor.
Floor 395: Infinite recursion.
Stops it by screaming at it to stop and retire.
Floor 396: That disturbing anime girl who collects eyes for Satanic rituals.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:16 pmby Qara-Xuan Zenith
The Corinthian steals her collection, and presumably adds her own eyes to his.
Floor 397: The Corinthian.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:17 pmby The Wild West Pyro
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:The Corinthian steals her collection, and presumably adds her own eyes to his.
Floor 397: The Corinthian.
Shoots him.
Floor 398: RAKKMAN
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:13 amby agoraoptera
Shoots Rakkman with the Conference Call, amped by the Bee.
Floor 399: Bunker. That is, BNK3R.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:29 amby The Wild West Pyro
agoraoptera wrote:Shoots Rakkman with the Conference Call, amped by the Bee.
Floor 399: Bunker. That is, BNK3R.
Blows it up.
Floor 400: Norman Bates
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:11 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
I notice Ed Gein, and the two murderers have a Psych-off.
Floor 401: K. You are now elderly.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:41 pmby The Wild West Pyro
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I notice Ed Gein, and the two murderers have a Psych-off.
Floor 401: K. You are now elderly.
We have tea together.
Floor 402: Jason Voorhees
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:54 amby JRPictures
I go to sleep, get Freddy Krueger and make the two fight.
Floor 403: A million giant mechs that can't be destroyed with normal guns or weapons.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:10 amby Guyshane
EMP
Floor 404: Ninja Zombie David Bowie leading a horde of the undead
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:15 amby JRPictures
I show ninja zombie David Bowie the movies of his son Duncan Jones (yes this is for real Bowie's son is an actual director he made Moon and Source Code). This distracts him long enough for me to destroy the horde of the undead with a various assortment of weapons and shoot Ninja Zombie David Bowie in the head.
Floor 405: John Reese and Harold Finch from the tv show Person Of Interest.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:52 amby The Wild West Pyro
JRPictures wrote:I show ninja zombie David Bowie the movies of his son Duncan Jones (yes this is for real Bowie's son is an actual director he made Moon and Source Code). This distracts him long enough for me to destroy the horde of the undead with a various assortment of weapons and shoot Ninja Zombie David Bowie in the head.
Floor 405: John Reese and Harold Finch from the tv show Person Of Interest.
Hmmm.
Knocks them out with Lee Enfield rifle butt.
Floor 406: Er. Um. Aha! MICHAEL MYERS!
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:17 pmby JRPictures
I warn Michael that I'll make Rob Zombie direct a third film in the remake series which makes him stop for a second, I then him in the head from behind repeatedly until he is really dead and I blow up his body just to be extra sure.
Floor 407: A very powerful Cthulhu and an army of dangerous eldritch abominations.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:30 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
I call in Maxwell, who proceeds to ride Cthulhu and eliminate the other eldritch abominations.
Floor 408: Terrible acting.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:46 pmby eli_gone_crazy
acting classes
409: Animal (from the muppets) with energy drink-hyperactivity.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:07 pmby Scarab
eli_gone_crazy wrote:acting classes
409: Animal (from the muppets) with energy drink-hyperactivity.
Clones Miss Piggy and throws fifty of her into the room*
410: A room full of killer bunny rabbits
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:39 pmby The Wild West Pyro
Scarab wrote:eli_gone_crazy wrote:acting classes
409: Animal (from the muppets) with energy drink-hyperactivity.
Clones Miss Piggy and throws fifty of her into the room*
410: A room full of killer bunny rabbits
Throws massive carrot at them. They become distracted and start eating.
411: Freddy Krueger. Well, it looks like he's defeated Jason.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:50 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
As I know nothing of Freddy Kreuger, I walk past to the next floor.
Floor 412: The version of you from Scarab's drawings, albeit having opposing morality.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:50 pmby The Wild West Pyro
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:As I know nothing of Freddy Kreuger, I walk past to the next floor.
Floor 412: The version of you from Scarab's drawings, albeit of opposing morality.
Shoots some sense into him with my Lee Enfield.
Floor 413: Leatherface, brandishing yet another of his chainsaws.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:51 pmby Victin
The Wild West Pyro wrote:Scarab wrote:eli_gone_crazy wrote:acting classes
409: Animal (from the muppets) with energy drink-hyperactivity.
Clones Miss Piggy and throws fifty of her into the room*
410: A room full of killer bunny rabbits
Throws massive carrot at them. They become distracted and start eating.
411: Freddy Krueger. Well, it looks like he's defeated Jason.
(OOC: Okay, that was pretty smart Pyro, and different from your usual modus operandi. Also your boss was a nice callback.)EDIT: (OOC: Oops, ninja'd.)I drink a lot of caffeine and energetic drinks, so I don't get to sleep and use my newly acquired sugar rush to flash step far from Leatherface, killing him in the process with a multitude of supersonic shockwaves.
Floor 412: A noclip SNK Boss that generates a bullet hell, is immortal in all the ways possible and can move at 99.999999999...% of lightspeed, and teleport as well. Each one of his bullets is at least twice the size of the universe, and he warp reality so to make them fit within the universe. He hunts you and kills you.
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:53 pmby The Wild West Pyro
Victin wrote:[quote="The Wild West Pyro]
411: Freddy Krueger. Well, it looks like he's defeated Jason.[/quote]
(OOC: Okay, that was pretty smart Pyro, and different from your usual modus operandi. Also your boss was a nice callback.)
I drink a lot of caffeine and energetic drinks, so I don't get to sleep and use my newly acquired sugar rush to flash step far from Freddy Krueger, killing him in the process with a multitude of supersonic shockwaves.
Floor 412: A noclip SNK Boss that generates a bullet hell, is immortal in all the ways possible and can move at 99.999999999...% of lightspeed, and teleport as well. Each one of his bullets is at least twice the size of the universe, and he warp reality so to make them fit within the universe. He hunts you and kills you.[/quote][/quote]
Floor 413: Leatherface, brandishing yet another of his chainsaws. Wait, didn't I post that earlier? OH CRAP! LEATHERFACE WITH CHAINSAW IN A ENDLESS LOOP OF TIME!
Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles
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Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:52 pmby JRPictures
I call for the Doctor and his TARDIS to take care of the time loop while I kill Leatherface by showing him the latest Texas Chainsaw film in 3D which tortures him to death.
Floor 413: An endless repeat of Justin Bieber's song Baby on every radio, tv and stereo in existence.