Endless Tower of Boss Battles

[The Wild West Pyro]

I call for the Doctor and his TARDIS to take care of the time loop while I kill Leatherface by showing him the latest Texas Chainsaw film in 3D which tortures him to death.

Floor 413: An endless repeat of Justin Bieber's song Baby on every radio, tv and stereo in existence.

I fireball them, causing them to go up in smoke and stop.

Floor 414: Jigsaw. And there are death traps everywhere, and the actual killer is standing over us with two huge scalpels in each hand. And we're chained to either one of the traps.

[Guyshane]

I use Timehaxx, escaping the traps and killing Jigsaw with his own bag of tricks

Floor 415: All pervious bosses

[The Wild West Pyro]

I use Timehaxx, escaping the traps and killing Jigsaw with his own bag of tricks

Floor 415: All pervious bosses

We all get out our weapons and kill them all.

Floor 416: All the Ghostfaces wielding Hunting Knives.

[Endless Sea]

As they are ghosts, I ignore their intangible attacks.

Floor 417: the rest of the bosses from floor 415, because precisely none of them were killed before, due to them being unkillable and indestructable.

[JRPictures]

(@Endless you don't know the Scream films do you? cause Ghostface isn't an actual ghost)

I go back in time and prevent that level from being made.

Floor 418: CHUCK NORRIS, MR T., SANTA CHRIST AND RON SWANSON.

[The Wild West Pyro]

(@Endless you don't know the Scream films do you? cause Ghostface isn't an actual ghost)

I go back in time and prevent that level from being made.

Floor 418: CHUCK NORRIS, MR T., SANTA CHRIST AND RON SWANSON.

FIREBALLS ALL OF THEM THEN ATTACKS WITH COLT SAA CIVILIAN.

Then has tea with Santa Claus and Jesus, who I spared.

Floor 419: AAAAAAAAAUGH IT'S NORMAN BATES!

[JRPictures]

(Pyro you need more variety in defeating a boss and making one up and for future reference Santa Christ is Jesus and Santa mixed together)

I tell Norman that his mother is alive and as he acts shocked and confused I kill him.

Floor 420: The Bigger Bad of Big Bads

[The Wild West Pyro]

(Pyro you need more variety in defeating a boss and making one up and for future reference Santa Christ is Jesus and Santa mixed together)

I tell Norman that his mother is alive and as he acts shocked and confused I kill him.

Floor 420: The Bigger Bad of Big Bads

I tell him how inferior he is to the Biggest Bad and he runs off crying.

Floor 421: ANGRY MOB

[Sicon112]

(Pyro you need more variety in defeating a boss and making one up and for future reference Santa Christ is Jesus and Santa mixed together)

I tell Norman that his mother is alive and as he acts shocked and confused I kill him.

Floor 420: The Bigger Bad of Big Bads

I tell him how inferior he is to the Biggest Bad and he runs off crying.

Floor 421: ANGRY MOB

(Entirely valid strategy. Good job.)

I fool them into thinking I'm one of them, and then incite them to rage against the floor boss below with clever oratory, which works due to his abundance of evil deeds. Since he is upset, he doesn't realized what is going on until far too late, and the mob captures him while I leave for the floor above.

Floor 421: The essence of laziness is in the air. It's too much effort to climb the next set of stairs...

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Floor 421: The essence of laziness is in the air. It's too much effort to climb the next set of stairs...

"If you want something done, give it to a busy person." So I find a busy person and convince him to carry me up the stairs.

Floor 422: You wake up and it was all a dream.

[Sicon112]

Floor 421: The essence of laziness is in the air. It's too much effort to climb the next set of stairs...

"If you want something done, give it to a busy person." So I find a busy person and convince him to carry me up the stairs.

Floor 422: You wake up and it was all a dream.

I find myself once more on the laziness floor, because you failed to specify "it". That is fine with me. A very lazy character once said "If I don't have to do it, I won't. If I have to do it, I'll make it quick." Now, obviously the quickest thing I could do would be to just teleport up to floor 423, which I promptly do.

Floor 423: You find that you have become an algebraic equation. I'm not entirely sure what that entails, but it happens. So there.

[Victin]

Mathematical! I'm an ALGEBRAIC equation! Whooooo! Let's beat up those who can't do math! It's adventure time!

*plays this song*

Floor 424: evil people who can't do math. They were killed by me and are back to be killed again.

EDIT: (OOC: Changed one of the links twice.)

[JRPictures]

I bond with them over how much I hate maths and gain their trust. I then stab them in the back an leave them to die.

Floor 425: The most difficult MATHS QUESTION EVER!!!!

[The Wild West Pyro]

I bond with them over how much I hate maths and gain their trust. I then stab them in the back an leave them to die.

Floor 425: The most difficult MATHS QUESTION EVER!!!!

Hmmmmm.

I send it to The Greatest Mathematicians of all time.

Floor 426: BILL O REILLY!?

[The Wild West Pyro]

I bond with them over how much I hate maths and gain their trust. I then stab them in the back an leave them to die.

Floor 425: The most difficult MATHS QUESTION EVER!!!!

Hmmmmm.

I send it to The Greatest Mathematicians of all time.

Floor 426: BILL O REILLY!?

( Gets John Lennon to deal with him)

Floor 427: The entire Les Mis main characters and a massive barricade. And they have guns.

[JRPictures]

I successfully sing One Day More and Do you Hear The People Sing with them and they let me pass.

Floor 428: Duke Nukem ready to kick ass and chew bubblegum

[The Wild West Pyro]

I successfully sing One Day More and Do you Hear The People Sing with them and they let me pass.

Floor 428: Duke Nukem ready to kick ass and chew bubblegum

Gives him Hulk Hogan to fight.

Floor 429: KIM JONG IL! OH TEN NOES!

[agoraoptera]

Well done. Come, I clap for you.

Floor 430: Gelatinous cube.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Well done. Come, I clap for you.

Floor 430: Gelatinous cube.

EATS IT. YUM YUM YUM MUNCH MUNCH.

Floor 431: A PUMPKIN AIRSTRIKE? WTF?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

What pumpkin?
Floor 432: You can't find the exit, and everyone speaks Latin.

[Victin]

What pumpkin?
Floor 432: You can't find the exit, and everyone speaks Latin.

If everyone speaks Latin, this must be the Roman Empire. Since all roads lead to Rome, *takes a random road*

Floor 433: You were captured and is know a gladiator. Your weapon is a poking stick, and your enemies are fire bears. And the entire city of Rome.

[Sicon112]

If everyone speaks Latin, this must be the Roman Empire. Since all roads lead to Rome, *takes a random road*

Floor 433: You were captured and is know a gladiator. Your weapon is a poking stick, and your enemies are fire bears. And the entire city of Rome.

I destroy my enemies by unleashing the infinite hordes of the fearsome... DIRE CHECKENS. MADE OF FIRE.

Floor 434: DIRE CHECKENS. MADE OF FIRE.

[Guyshane]

I douse them with water

Floor 435: A Hydra

[H22]

I douse them with water

Floor 435: A Hydra

Cut off each of its heads and burn the necks.

Floor 436: Deafening music of whatever type you don't like.

[JackAlsworth]

I like ALL THE MUSICS. But for the sake of argument, let's say it's an endless loop of, say, "Friday", in which case, earmuffs solve any number of problems.

Floor 437: QUICK! DON'T THINK ABOUT CATS!