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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Victin on Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:35 pm

I resist the mind control to make me not think about cats and vomit cats into the mind controler, who happens to be allergic to adorableness.

Floor 438: A potato.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:56 pm

I devour the potato.

Floor 439: bureaucracy
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:59 pm

I calmly ask my state representative to let me pass. As he knows my father, I ascend to the next floor.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Mon Mar 04, 2013 4:03 pm

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Floor 440: Anyone who enters this floor must compulsively monologue about whatever is on his/her mind.


I do that anyway. :D

Floor 441: Nepotism (and not in your favour).
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:15 pm

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Floor 440: Anyone who enters this floor must compulsively monologue about whatever is on his/her mind.


I do that anyway. :D

Floor 441: Nepotism (and not in your favour).


Beats up the guy really badly, then tells him about how many lives he's just ruined, leaving him weeping.

Floor 442: The Blot. You know, THE BLOT. FROM EPIC MICKEY.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Victin on Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:41 pm

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Floor 440: Anyone who enters this floor must compulsively monologue about whatever is on his/her mind.


I do that anyway. :D

Floor 441: Nepotism (and not in your favour).


Beats up the guy really badly, then tells him about how many lives he's just ruined, leaving him weeping.

Floor 442: The Blot. You know, THE BLOT. FROM EPIC MICKEY.

Which was based on the Blot from the comics, who never managed to kill Mickey because he couldn't possibly watch someone die, so he made slow deathtraps. The same happens to me and I succed to escape his trap and capture him.

Floor 443: "I like trains" kid
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:43 pm

Gets him interested...IN PLANES

Next floor: DA CHAINSAW KATANA IS SENTIENT AND ALIVE! OH TEN NOES!
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Sicon112 on Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:50 pm

The Wild West Pyro wrote:Gets him interested...IN PLANES

Next floor: DA CHAINSAW KATANA IS SENTIENT AND ALIVE! OH TEN NOES!


Here comes the airplane.

Floor 445: MAGICAL PONY FLYING THROUGH THE SKY...
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby JackAlsworth on Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:57 pm

...Shoot it down.

*EXPLODEZ*

Floor 446: Magical pony giblets.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:02 pm

JackAlsworth wrote:...Shoot it down.

*EXPLODEZ*

Floor 446: Magical pony giblets.


Feeds 'em to Puppies.

Floor 447: GREEN STUFF LAKE
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:23 am

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
JackAlsworth wrote:...Shoot it down.

*EXPLODEZ*

Floor 446: Magical pony giblets.


Feeds 'em to Puppies.

Floor 447: GREEN STUFF LAKE


( Pulls the plug and it drains down the sink)

Floor 448: THE WIZARD OF OZ, AND WITH THE 3 WITCHES BEHIND HIM.
FIRE!
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:45 pm

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
JackAlsworth wrote:...Shoot it down.

*EXPLODEZ*

Floor 446: Magical pony giblets.


Feeds 'em to Puppies.

Floor 447: GREEN STUFF LAKE


( Pulls the plug and it drains down the sink)

Floor 448: THE WIZARD OF OZ, AND WITH THE 3 WITCHES BEHIND HIM.


Defeats him by showing him the 1st Oz book. He checks it, and, approving that I am now a citizen of Oz, lets me pass.

Floor 449: CTHULHU CULT GOING TO SACRIFICE ADELL
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Victin on Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:54 pm

Adell beats them.

Floor 450: Nothing.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Guyshane on Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:09 pm

Victin wrote:Adell beats them.

Floor 450: Nothing.


Hope

Floor 451: A Bat-credit card
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby JRPictures on Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:18 pm

Guyshane wrote:
Victin wrote:Adell beats them.

Floor 450: Nothing.


Hope

Floor 451: A Bat-credit card


Bat-Shark Repellant Spray and other Bat Gadgets which destroy it.

Floor 452: ARHULD's Mr. FREEZE.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:37 am

JRPictures wrote:
Guyshane wrote:
Victin wrote:Adell beats them.

Floor 450: Nothing.


Hope

Floor 451: A Bat-credit card


Bat-Shark Repellant Spray and other Bat Gadgets which destroy it.

Floor 452: ARHULD's Mr. FREEZE.


BRINGS HIS NORA BACK TO LIFE and they reunite

Floor 453: Steampunk Army.
FIRE!
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sat Mar 09, 2013 5:11 am

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Floor 453: Steampunk Army.


Gets Sky Captain, The Royal Navy, The Flying Legion and the Rocketeer to deal with them.

Floor 454: ALL THE WWE/WWF CHAMPIONS!
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:32 pm

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Floor 453: Steampunk Army.


Gets Sky Captain, The Royal Navy, The Flying Legion and the Rocketeer to deal with them.

Floor 454: ALL THE WWE/WWF CHAMPIONS!


Gets The Heavy to fight them.

Floor 455: DOUGHNUTS.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Victin on Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:59 am

*eats*

Floor 456: Hi~
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:04 am

I simply reply with a similar, albeit darker-texted greeting, and move on.
Floor 457: "A piece of the world is missing..."
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:43 am

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I simply reply with a similar, albeit darker-texted greeting, and move on.
Floor 457: "A piece of the world is missing..."


Hmmmm....

GETS GOD'S NOTEBOOK/TYPEWRITER/COMPUTER AND SKETCHES/TYPES/TYPES A NEW ONE.

I chose the notebook. But anyway, the piece of the world is BACK! RUSSIA IS NOW IN PLACE!

Floor 458: MR. ADMINISTRATOR PRIME.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:46 am

The Wild West Pyro wrote:Floor 458: MR. ADMINISTRATOR PRIME.


I glomp him, and defeat him with the Power of Love.

Floor 459: Three final exams. At the same time. In different continents.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Victin on Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:50 am

*kage bushin no jutsu*

*shunkan idō*

Done.

Floor 460: Mom.
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby Endless Sea on Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:55 am

...

Can I give up? >_<
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Re: Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:10 am

Victin wrote:*kage bushin no jutsu*

*shunkan idō*

Done.

Floor 460: Mom.


Exorcises her.

Floor 461: GLADIATORS.
FIRE!
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