Endless Tower of Boss Battles

[Pixelmage]

I roll him up in a katamari.

Floor 47: Flandre Scarlet.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I eat the flan.

Floor 48: There is no air.

[Sicon112]

I roll him up in a katamari.

Floor 47: Flandre Scarlet.

I trigger the Noble Phantasm Avalon and am removed from space time as I walk through the floor with my absolute defense.

Floor 48: Yukari Yakumo

[JackAlsworth]

I bring an oxygen tank and breathing apparatus and let Yukari Yakumo suffocate.

Floor the next: a Game-Breaking Bug. And not the fun kind. The kind with mandibles.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I bring an oxygen tank and breathing apparatus and let Yukari Yakumo suffocate.

Floor the next: a Game-Breaking Bug. And not the fun kind. The kind with mandibles.

Quixote attacks his head first. I shoot armour piercing bullets from my Lee Enfield, then from my silenced 1911 A1.

( And yeah, I'm Quixote's new squire. I have a Lee Enfield as my primary, silenced 1911 as my sidearm and a red pipe wrench as my melee. Quixote has a sword, shield, lightning lance ( the spear kind), and his metal gauntlets. And he's riding Princess Luna, since Rocinante was sick today and couldn't come. Besides, the poor thing needed a rest.)

The Next Floor: ZANGIEF, BLANKA, AND M. BISON.

[agoraoptera]

Up up down down left right left right B A Start.

Floor 50: Sarpedon.

[Guyshane]

I do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_Ds2ytz4o
Floor 51: The Akatsuki

[The Wild West Pyro]

I do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_Ds2ytz4o
Floor 51: The Akatsuki

Quixote gets out Lance. I strap Enfield to shoulder, holster 1911 and pull out Pipe Wrench.

We win the hand to hand combat.

Floor 52: The Universal Monsters- Dracula with a sword, Frankenstein's Monster with a thick tree branch, The Mummy with a dagger, The Invisible Man with brass knuckles, The Bride of Frankenstein with lightning powers, The Wolf Man with claws and Gill Man with his claws.

[Victin]

I open an window. Dracula burns down and the werewolf becomes human. While everyone attacks the werewolf I sneak past them.

Floor 53: The moe antropomorfism of every single number.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I divide by zero.
Floor 54: The antithesis of you.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I divide by zero.
Floor 54: The antithesis of you.

SHOOTS THE CRAP OUT OF HIM WITH THE LEE ENFIELD. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR WIELDING AN M16, DESERT EAGLE AND SPIKED MACE, BITCH!

Floor 55: DALEKS!

[Victin]

I call Doctor Who for help, but he simply time-space teleports me to the staircase for the next floor.

Floor 56: A single-computer on a desk, with a massaging armchair. The computer can only access TVTropes, Wikipedia and point-and-click games, no matter what the outside and inside conditions are. The computer is indestructible and can't be turned off or damaged in any way.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I call Doctor Who for help, but he simply time-space teleports me to the staircase for the next floor.

Floor 56: A single-computer on a desk, with a massaging armchair. The computer can only access TVTropes, Wikipedia and point-and-click games, no matter what the outside and inside conditions are. The computer is indestructible and can't be turned off or damaged in any way.

Blows the thing up. The computer flies out of the window and into a murky, dark, muddy, swamp, where it is eaten by Jaws. Me and Quixote carry on, me with my Enfield out, him with his lance out.

Floor 57: CHINESE VAMPIRES. A WHOLE LEGION OF THEM. AND NO CHICKEN BLOOD OR YELLOW PAPER ANYWHERE.

[Victin]

I call chinese vampite killers using my cellphone.

Floor 57: Pyro and Don Quixote proof "windmills".

[The Wild West Pyro]

I call chinese vampite killers using my cellphone.

Floor 57: Pyro and Don Quixote proof "windmills".

AHA!

We ride past them.

Floor 58: Professor Moriarty.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I chain him to a bed and walk coldly past

Floor 59: dozens of Things from the Dungeon Dimensions

[The Wild West Pyro]

I chain him to a bed and walk coldly past

Floor 59: dozens of Things from the Dungeon Dimensions

Quixote fights and slays em all.

Floor 60: GIANTS.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I befriend the giants, who throw me up two floors, passing a legion of Cuckoos on Floor 61
Floor 62: Cthulhu and a brainwashed Adell.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I befriend the giants, who throw me up two floors, passing a legion of Cuckoos on Floor 61
Floor 62: Cthulhu and a brainwashed Adell.

SHOOTS ADELL. Don't worry, he'll respawn.

QUIXOTE ATTACKS CTHULHU. I SHOOT CTHULHU WITH MY ENFIELD, THEN BEAT HIM WITH MY PIPE WRENCH, AND WHEN MY ARMS GET TIRED, SHOOTS HIM WITH MY SILENCED 1911 A1.

We win.

I reload and carry on.

Floor 63: DEATH STAR.

[Victin]

The Death Star is way too big to fit at the floor, so it tries to attack us from the outside. I send Quixote to destroy it personally, but he dies on the process. Meanwhile I keep going to the next floor.

Floor 64: An angry Pyro.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

His anger is blown away at the full force of my rage at him killing Adell.

Floor 65: sensory-deprivation chamber

[Victin]

I blow up the room, and since it sensory deprivates me, I don't feel any pain.

Floor 66: An orc with MORE DAKKA!

[Dryunya]

I taunt the Ork about still not having enuf dakka, cover myself with a tactical shield, walk up to him and slash his throat when he runs out of ammo. Teabagging is optional.

Floor 67: Web made of all-assimilating nanomachines.

[Victin]

I am assimilated by the nanomachines and my mind overcomes theirs. Now I'm a nanomechanic cyborg.

Floor 68: a labyrinth made of indestructible glass. There's also an invisible evil Minotaur somewhere.

[agoraoptera]

I fill the labyrinth with fire and then stab the Minotaur (now on fire) with a dagger imbued with a Hex of Alignment. Being now a good invisible flaming Minotaur, I douse him and convince him to bring me through.

Floor 69: Duck of Doom.