Endless Tower of Boss Battles

[Dryunya]

Being a level 1 munchkin, I shrug, take the duck, and proceed. :3

Level 70: The cyberdemon.

[Victin]

I throw a bucket of water at him, and he suffers a short circuit.

Level 71: King Dedede

[Guyshane]

Kirby comes in and stops him. I walk past
Floor 72: Lord Vyce

[AMimsyBorogove]

I don't know who that is, so I'll just summon Yuuka Kazami to gorily murder him with sunflower-based genocide attacks.

Floor 73: Coincidentally, Yuuka Kazami in her six-winged second form.

[Endless Sea]

*summons Seraph Sephiroth* Hah! Seven wings beats six! Ya lose, punk.

Floor 74: We have entered an endless recursion of time. We have entered an endless recursion of time. We have...

[Victin]

You from post-time recursion comes back in time to destroy the time recursion. Then you go back in time to destroy the time recursion, while the other you goes to the next floor.

Floor 75: An evil Kirby, traming up with every other Kirby boss to kill you.

[AMimsyBorogove]

I lure Seraph Sephiroth and Yuuka Kazami's epic battle up from the floor below, releasing both of them upon the hapless Kirby mob. The floor explodes as usual, and I fly through the wreckage and up to the next.

Floor 76: Alternate Universe Soviet Ninja Batman.

[Dryunya]

In Soviet Russia, I defeat Batman.

Floor 77: Your worst nightmare, and I don't mean the one you can escape by waking up.

[Endless Sea]

Unable to dream. Your argument is invalid.

Floor 78: The entire damn Zerg Swarm.

[AMimsyBorogove]

I drop additional pylons on them. This works, somehow.

Floor 79: Ninja Pirate Zombie Robots. EVREHWHAR.

[Victin]

The Ninja side starts fighting the Pirate side, while the Robot side suffers a logic bomb, killing the Zombie side.

Floor 80: Division by zero personified.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Oh! Hi, me!

Floor 81: A LONE NINJA.

[Victin]

I invert the Conservation of Ninjutsu while calling the police. They easily arrest him for trying to kill me.

Floor 82: Master Chief

[Endless Sea]

*summons Halo 4* Oh, look, he committed suicide. Guess he shares my opinion on the game.

Floor 83: The world of SCP-93.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*Censors the floor, and walks past*
Floor 84: a banana.

[Victin]

The giant banana tries to slash me with her might sword, but I dodge. She then summons the power of seven (7) banana gods to smith me, but I counterrattack using the master spark. As heaven falls over us I attempt to punch her blade into oblivion, but she is stronger. After losing my arm, I use my blood sacrifice powered magic to conjure the power of the Truth upon her, destroy her sword and leaving her defenseless angainst another master spark, this time destroying my left arm.

Floor 84: The Genesis Frog, if it could fight and wanted to kill you.

[Endless Sea]

Floor 84: The Genesis Frog, if it could fight and wanted to kill you.

RED MILES.

Floor 84: One of Mimsy's super freaking long posts.

[Victin]

You read it. After 7 years you finish and keep going.

Floor 85: Internet RAGE! Internet HATE!

[Endless Sea]

Floor 85: Internet RAGE! Internet HATE!

*absorbs* Delicious.

Floor 86: Sonic 06. May the gods have mercy on thine collective soul.

[Victin]

... I play it. I beat it. I move on.

Floor 87: EVIL MODS THAT WILL BAN YOU

[Endless Sea]

*creates new account*

Floor 88: No.

[Victin]

Yes.

Floor 89: Everything in this room is a portal to the last floor, including the air.

[Endless Sea]

*distorts time and space so the last floor and next floor are one and the same, but not where they lead*

Floor 90 (or 88): No.

[JackAlsworth]

Play through Time Cufk once to become enlightened to all this time/space distortion shenanigans, then go up the stairs. (Or is it down? I can't tell anymore.)

Floor 91: An infinitely large bookshelf enchanted to make anybody who passes by it to be struck with an immediate compulsion to read the entirety of its contents. Which are also infinite.

(And yes, you have to pass by the bookshelf to get to the staircase or otherwise advance to the next level. Even if you blow it up.)

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I spin off an instantiation to read all the books, and send another instantiation on up the stairs.

Floor 92: A BRIGHT WHITE LIGHT IN A NEVERENDING VOID