Weapons of Choice

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Weapons of Choice

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:47 am

Since that trope has been removed from the character sheet, feel free to discuss your arsenals of Metaguard Weapons here.

Mine has changed.

Past:
Primary: TF2 Shotgun
Secondary: Silenced WWII 1911A1
Melee: Half Life Crowbar

Now:
Primary: WWII Lee Enfield
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Secondary: Silenced WWII 1911A1
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Melee: Pipe Wrench
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Reasons:
- Changed Primary by putting it back and locking it up in the Metaguard Armoury in the now deserted Coffee Room, due to finding out Sawn Off Shotguns just aren't effective against Elder Gods and to me quitting TF2 for real ( Although I am still a fan.) Also, Lee Enfields ARE JUST AWESOME.
- Changed Melee after Crowbar snapped in half.
- Kept 1911 because it is quite reliable.
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Re: Weapons of Choice

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:16 pm

Past (as in the first few days of my Metaguarding):
Fiction Keys

Present:
Ω-Mallet

Reasons:
  • I switched to the Ω-Mallet after I realized that I needed to use ideas and weapons of my own, not shoddy knockoffs of others'.
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Re: Weapons of Choice

Postby SOHCAHTOA on Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:25 pm

Hmmmm... If I had to choose a weapon...

The Ultimatrix.

Seriously, with the Ultimatrix, I'll never need anything else.
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Re: Weapons of Choice

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:58 am

SOHCAHTOA wrote:Hmmmm... If I had to choose a weapon...

The Ultimatrix.

Seriously, with the Ultimatrix, I'll never need anything else.


Really awesome choice, SOHCAHTOA.

Doubles as a fictional weapon too, so can harm fictionals more.

Very useful for getting rid of Cthulhu.
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Re: Weapons of Choice

Postby Sicon112 on Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:07 pm

The Wild West Pyro wrote:Really awesome choice, SOHCAHTOA.

Doubles as a fictional weapon too, so can harm fictionals more.

Very useful for getting rid of Cthulhu.


On a vaguely related subject to weapons, Pyro, you are almost up on the profile drawings, so you should think about what you want your picture to be, if you still want one. Scarab seems to be away for now, but once she gets back and finishes coloring eli and I, it will be your turn.
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Re: Weapons of Choice

Postby Guyshane on Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:52 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8
because Christopher Walken is always relevant
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Re: Weapons of Choice

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:58 am

Sicon112 wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:Really awesome choice, SOHCAHTOA.

Doubles as a fictional weapon too, so can harm fictionals more.

Very useful for getting rid of Cthulhu.


On a vaguely related subject to weapons, Pyro, you are almost up on the profile drawings, so you should think about what you want your picture to be, if you still want one. Scarab seems to be away for now, but once she gets back and finishes coloring eli and I, it will be your turn.


Er...sorry, no, too busy.
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Re: Weapons of Choice

Postby Sicon112 on Sun Jan 27, 2013 1:00 am

All you gotta tell her is a couple of sentences about what you want it to look like if you still want the pic drawn of you. Well, whatever, then.
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Re: Weapons of Choice

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Jan 27, 2013 1:01 am

Sicon112 wrote:All you gotta tell her is a couple of sentences about what you want it to look like if you still want the pic drawn of you. Well, whatever, then.


Hmmm,...


I SHALL POST MY NEW ARG CHARACTER DRAWING LATER AND SEND HER THE PHOTO.
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Re: Weapons of Choice

Postby Sicon112 on Sun Jan 27, 2013 1:02 am

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:All you gotta tell her is a couple of sentences about what you want it to look like if you still want the pic drawn of you. Well, whatever, then.


Hmmm,...


I SHALL POST MY NEW ARG CHARACTER DRAWING LATER AND SEND HER THE PHOTO.


Uh, she is doing the drawing for that project, you don't really need to draw something for yourself too....
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Re: Weapons of Choice

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:07 pm

So, to fit in with my Cowboy Persona, I've reserved the silenced 1911 as a backup only now, and now my sidearm will be-
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THIS AWESOME WILD WEST REVOLVER!

OK, done, you guys can move on to another thread now.
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Re: Weapons of Choice

Postby TheJester on Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:26 pm

Leon's gunblade would be my one and only weapon. Nothing else is needed in my view.
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Re: Weapons of Choice

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:18 am

( Places Lee Enfield gently in Coffee Room armoury, and waves it goodbye.)

I HAVE CHANGED MY PRIMARY FROM A BOLT ACTION RIFLE TO AN FASTER SEMIAUTOMATIC:
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THE M1 GARAND RIFLE!

Now, go, leave the thread and hurry along to whatever other thread you were going to go to.
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Re: Weapons of Choice

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:11 am

My Favourite Old Pistol .jpg
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Also known as the Mauser C96, aka the Broomhandle, or as us Chinese call it, THE BOX CANNON. Don't laugh. It's not funny. STAHP LAUGHING OR I HIT YOU WITH THIS CHAIR!

The Revolver is backup gun now.

AND THE M1 GARAND, THIS C96 AND MY COLT 1851 ARE NOW LOADED WITH NON LETHAL TRANQUILIZER DARTS THAT, WHEN THEY HIT A PERSON, MAKES THEM FALL ASLEEP! BECAUSE VIOLENCE ISN'T REALLY THE BEST OPTION. AT ALL.

NOW MOVE ALONG, GO AWAY, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SEE HERE AT ALL. Leave this thread, and run off to whatever other thread you needed to go to.

EDIT: OH, AND I'VE PUT THE REVOLVER FOR USE AS BACKUP, AND I'M DUMPING THE SILENCED 1911, AND I''LL USE THE M1 GARAND WHEN THERE'S A WAR OR A ZOMBIE APOCAPLYPSE.

UPDATE: DITCHING THE GARAND, BRINGING BACK A WWI LEE ENFIELD. HOWEVER, THE ENFIELD IS ONLY IN CASE OF A WAR OR ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
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Re: Weapons of Choice

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Fri May 03, 2013 8:46 pm

Right. I've thought this over many times. And I have come to a decision.

My Lee Enfield will be left in the cupboard in case of a war or major attack or zombie apocalypse. I will be carrying a WWI Webley Mark VI Revolver instead of the C96, as Revolvers Are Just Better. But I will only use it in really bad situations, and I have filled it with Tranquilizer Darts so I do not kill anyone. They will be my emergency backup weapons. Also, the Colt Navy 1851 is for use in the Wild West ONLY.

In the meantime, I will use my firepowers as ranged weapons. I have also my flaming lasso, which I thank Scarab for making and giving to me. However, that will simply be my sidearm.

After learning how horrific war is, and how terrible World War One was in English, I have decided that I won't need a gun as a primary.

I'm going to find myself a bamboo cane, like Charlie Chaplin's, to use instead as a defensive/offensive melee primary weapon.
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