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Bad movies you say? BAD MOVIES YOU SAY!?
Oh yes, yes. Time to go through my collection of some of the worst movies I have made reviews of since I decided to become a critic of them. Yes, I can pick out the most evil, most vile movies that make women cower in fear, and men attempt to forget they ever happened.
These are the top ten worst movies I have seen THAT HAVEN'T BEEN MENTIONED YET!

10. Mirror Mirror
9. The Punisher (1989 Film)
8. Catwoman
7. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
6. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
5. Titanic 2 (I sh*t you not)
4. Troll 2
3. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
2. A Thousand Words
1. Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

I warn you. I cannot guarantee your safety, nor will I be responsible for his fate. I won't promise you will come back and if you do, you'll not be the same.

TheJester wrote:Bad movies you say? BAD MOVIES YOU SAY!?
Oh yes, yes. Time to go through my collection of some of the worst movies I have made reviews of since I decided to become a critic of them. Yes, I can pick out the most evil, most vile movies that make women cower in fear, and men attempt to forget they ever happened.
These are the top ten worst movies I have seen THAT HAVEN'T BEEN MENTIONED YET!

10. Mirror Mirror
9. The Punisher (1989 Film)
8. Catwoman
7. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
6. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
5. Titanic 2 (I sh*t you not)
4. Troll 2
3. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
2. A Thousand Words
1. Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

I warn you. I cannot guarantee your safety, nor will I be responsible for his fate. I won't promise you will come back and if you do, you'll not be the same.

Oh come on Spirit of Vengeance wasnt that bad. not good but it doesn't deserve the flack your giving it by grouping it with those other movies. Hell its better than the first Ghost Rider

Guyshane wrote:

TheJester wrote:Bad movies you say? BAD MOVIES YOU SAY!?
Oh yes, yes. Time to go through my collection of some of the worst movies I have made reviews of since I decided to become a critic of them. Yes, I can pick out the most evil, most vile movies that make women cower in fear, and men attempt to forget they ever happened.
These are the top ten worst movies I have seen THAT HAVEN'T BEEN MENTIONED YET!

10. Mirror Mirror
9. The Punisher (1989 Film)
8. Catwoman
7. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
6. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
5. Titanic 2 (I sh*t you not)
4. Troll 2
3. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
2. A Thousand Words
1. Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

I warn you. I cannot guarantee your safety, nor will I be responsible for his fate. I won't promise you will come back and if you do, you'll not be the same.

Oh come on Spirit of Vengeance wasnt that bad. not good but it doesn't deserve the flack your giving it by grouping it with those other movies. Hell its better than the first Ghost Rider

I disagree entirely. The first film had a much more coherent plot, better character development, better actors, less odd shaky camera movements, less overly fast pacing in scenes, and didn't make the Ghost Rider look like a damn Excorcist rip off.

TheJester wrote:I disagree entirely. The first film had a much more coherent plot, better character development, better actors, less odd shaky camera movements, less overly fast pacing in scenes, and didn't make the Ghost Rider look like a damn Excorsist rip off.

Which doesn't change the fact that the plot sucked and the characters were all wrong. Also you cannot tell me that anyone in the first movie was a better actor than Idris Elba, the shaky cam I'll give you. The scenes in the first one were slower sure but so slow that they dragged. And Ghost rider is supposed to be dark, the "Excorcist rip-off" as you call it is much more true to the character than anything in the first one

Guyshane wrote:

TheJester wrote:I disagree entirely. The first film had a much more coherent plot, better character development, better actors, less odd shaky camera movements, less overly fast pacing in scenes, and didn't make the Ghost Rider look like a damn Excorsist rip off.

Which doesn't change the fact that the plot sucked and the characters were all wrong. Also you cannot tell me that anyone in the first movie was a better actor than Idris Elba, the shaky cam I'll give you. The scenes in the first one were slower sure but so slow that they dragged. And Ghost rider is supposed to be dark, the "Excorcist rip-off" as you call it is much more true to the character than anything in the first one

True to character, doesn't mean good. That is why I prefer the movie of V for Vendetta over the actual comic, for example.

I don't care how true it is. Ghost rider bobbing his head back and forth and making weird limb positions and sniffing the air is one of the weirdest things I have seen in a movie. Ghost Rider was held up by the acting of Nic Cage and Eva Mendes, who were together in Port of Call: New Orleans. Ghost Rider 2 grabs a bunch of hanky crap actors and puts them in bad positions. Whether it was "Faithful or not" doesn't help the fact that it eats up its narrative with stupid, low-budget CGI and stupid urine jokes.

TheJester wrote:

Guyshane wrote:

TheJester wrote:I disagree entirely. The first film had a much more coherent plot, better character development, better actors, less odd shaky camera movements, less overly fast pacing in scenes, and didn't make the Ghost Rider look like a damn Excorsist rip off.

Which doesn't change the fact that the plot sucked and the characters were all wrong. Also you cannot tell me that anyone in the first movie was a better actor than Idris Elba, the shaky cam I'll give you. The scenes in the first one were slower sure but so slow that they dragged. And Ghost rider is supposed to be dark, the "Excorcist rip-off" as you call it is much more true to the character than anything in the first one

True to character, doesn't mean good. That is why I prefer the movie of V for Vendetta over the actual comic, for example.

I don't care how true it is. Ghost rider bobbing his head back and forth and making weird limb positions and sniffing the air is one of the weirdest things I have seen in a movie. Ghost Rider was held up by the acting of Nic Cage and Eva Mendes, who were together in Port of Call: New Orleans. Ghost Rider 2 grabs a bunch of hanky crap actors and puts them in bad positions. Whether it was "Faithful or not" doesn't help the fact that it eats up its narrative with stupid, low-budget CGI and stupid urine jokes.

Nick Cage is good!

However, I didn't really like Ghost Rider. I'd pick Captain America: The First Avenger and the Ghost Rider comics over that movie any day.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:Nick Cage is good!

Speaking as an actor... No... Just no...

Tangentially related:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eExfV_xKaiM

Rick Healey wrote:Tangentially related:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eExfV_xKaiM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHALLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Whether people agree with me or not. I love Nicholas Cage as an actor. I have liked a lot of his movies such as-
National Treasure
World Trade Center
Grindhouse
National Treasure: Book of Secrets
Bankok Dangerous
Knowing
Astro Boy
The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
Kick Ass
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Season of the Witch

I think he just needs to take a break from movies for a time being and start choosing more. However, he won't be able to do that until his debt is paid.

Oh dont get me wrong I like Nicholas Cage but hes had A LOT of bad performances.

I first saw Cage in National Treasure. The only movies I've seen him in since are the NT sequel, Astro Boy, and Sorcerer's Apprentice. I'm not much of a movie watcher, obviously.

The new Gulliver's Travels with Jack Black SUCKED.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:The new Gulliver's Travels with Jack Black SUCKED.

No sh*t Sherlock

But seriously why did that film have to be made?

Speaking of Nic Cage, the Wicker Man remake is on tv here right now

I'm preparing for the CRAZY CAGE

The Wild West Pyro wrote:The new Gulliver's Travels with Jack Black SUCKED.

Actually, there's quite a lot that I think it did well.

It was a stupid comedy, but it stuck to the source material MUCH MORE than most Gulliver's Travels adaptations, and it had Catherine Tate and Chris O'Dowd in it!

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narrativedilettante wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:The new Gulliver's Travels with Jack Black SUCKED.

Actually, there's quite a lot that I think it did well.

It was a stupid comedy, but it stuck to the source material MUCH MORE than most Gulliver's Travels adaptations, and it had Catherine Tate and Chris O'Dowd in it!

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True, true. But I still think it's a good movie to riff on. Even though it did have Brobdingnag in it, and Blefescu as well, and plenty of moments from the novel.

Please riff The Dictator.

I hate that movie with a passion.

Back to the topic, folks could always give any adaptation of a video game a spin. I remember thinking about how bad The Super Mario Bros. Movie was even when I was 13... it's kind of mind-blowing to watch today and realize "Yes, this happened, and Nintendo approved of it." I remember also hating all of my friends who outvoted me and thus determined that we needed to see Mortal Kombat in the theaters.

Also, for those who are really bold... Leonard Part 6. That movie still astounds me.