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Hello and welcome. Come here to suggest movies for Guyshane and me to riff on. If you wish you can join in on your suggestion (magic number 3). Dates for the riffs will be completely random but we will get to them as soon as we can.

Two rules.
1. No nudity, this is a family show (still can be rated R)
2. Has to be on Netflix.

How will we be recording these/watching them together o.o (If we wish to join in, that is, cause I would love to do so for one or two in the future)

Lordxana0 wrote:Hello and welcome. Come here to suggest movies for Guyshane and me to riff on. If you wish you can join in on your suggestion (magic number 3). Dates for the riffs will be completely random but we will get to them as soon as we can.

Two rules.
1. No nudity, this is a family show (still can be rated R)
2. Has to be on Netflix.

OK.

Saving Private Ryan, and is Wreck it Ralph on Netflix?

We can get to good movies after we've done a few that suck

Guyshane wrote:We can get to good movies after we've done a few that suck

OK.

I'd love to join in on this if I can.

And my suggestion is The Room.

Just look it up, that or Birdmeic

JRPictures wrote: or Birdmeic

We did that first and I still haven't recovered from the damage it did to my psyche

Guyshane wrote:

JRPictures wrote: or Birdmeic

We did that first and I still haven't recovered from the damage it did to my psyche

Hahahaha

How about the Super Mario Bros film? Or any Uwe Boll film?

Or better a Seltzer and Friedberg film?

Together we'll lose our minds mwahahahahahahaha

JRPictures wrote:

Guyshane wrote:

JRPictures wrote: or Birdmeic

We did that first and I still haven't recovered from the damage it did to my psyche

Hahahaha

How about the Super Mario Bros film? Or any Uwe Boll film?

Or better a Seltzer and Friedberg film?

Together we'll lose our minds mwahahahahahahaha

He's not called The Movie Buff for nothing, you know.

Do The Parent Trap.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
OK.

Saving Private Ryan, and is Wreck it Ralph on Netflix?

Guyshane wrote:We can get to good movies after we've done a few that suck

...and?

*trollface*

But seriously, though, if Rain Man's on Netflix, let's do that sometime. It's pretty much the most insulting movie I've ever watched (context helped, admittedly), and I think being part of a riffing team, or listening in from the sidelines, would probably be the only way for me to get through it without violence ensuing.

I actually really liked Rain Man. Of course, it helps that it stars Dustin Hoffman, and that I watched it in one of my favourite classes, with no connection to the course material (a lot of people were away on a trip, so my teacher decided to take random movies that he didn't hate and show them to us ).

The Da Vinci Code?

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:I actually really liked Rain Man. Of course, it helps that it stars Dustin Hoffman, and that I watched it in one of my favourite classes, with no connection to the course material (a lot of people were away on a trip, so my teacher decided to take random movies that he didn't hate and show them to us :lol: ).

HERETIC.

...seriously, though, how does that even work?

Oh, if you want an easy target that's terrible but not vomitously so, I would go with the Dungeons & Dragons movie. Bad if you aren't a tabletop RPG player; horrendous if you are.

If you're up for something that falls under So Bad, It's Good, you have to watch They Live. Anvilicious story, famous for a ridiculously long wrestling-based fight scene in the middle, and also the original source of one of the most famous Pre-Asskicking One Liners (and, in fact, the former Trope Namer) in existence. Mocking it is actually becoming a family tradition for my relatives.

If you want something that's surprisingly difficult, try The Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra. See, it's a recent homage to cheesy 50's sci-fi movie... the kind of ones that appeared in Mystery Science Theater 3000. Thing is, it's so intentionally bad that it's actually a challenge to come up with really good riffs.

The sequel to The Secret of Nimh >.>

I will not speak it's name.

Scarab wrote:The sequel to The Secret of Nimh >.>

I will not speak it's name.

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Secret of Nimh 2?

Guyshane wrote:<_<
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Secret of Nimh 2?

I honestly don't recall

It's called Timmy to the Resc*BLAM*

JackAlsworth wrote:It's called Timmy to the Resc*BLAM*

( Gets him to the hospital)

Maybe All Quiet on the Western Front? It's epic. And I do not care that it's an old movie, some old movies are awesome.

Pyro, the point of rifftrax is to make fun of bad movies. I'm not entirely certain if your suggestion would apply.

I could not make fun of All Quiet On The Western Front. It's too depressing to be funny.

The Highlander sequel, which, incidentally, does not exist, would make for the PERFECT riffing subject.

Which one? The bad one, the other bad one, the other other bad one, or the sequel to the other other bad one that is actually the worst of the lot?

ALL OF THEM.