by Sicon112 on Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:02 pm
Happy birthday, old guy. (Just kidding.

You aren't that much older than me, so I couldn't get away with that without being a hypocrite.)
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."