Today I had a really bizarre dream, which referenced the dream I had just before it and another one I think I had a few weeks/days ago. I'll start with the end of the first dream:
After I had just realized I was late, the guy who drives me (and a bunch of other people) to school (in lack of a better description) crashed in through one of the walls of the garage, where in real life there would be a gate. Then, he and his daughter (and possibly the vehicle too) started discussing with my mother, without leaving the van. I thought about joining the discussion to help my mom, then I realized I could do something much better: get out of there. Then I closed my eyes and the entire world vanished.
When I opened again, I was in the middle of a forest. It was night, and I needed to escape from something. There was quite a lot of space between the tall trees, which I think is uncommon for a forest to have, but I can't tell. I ran around for a few seconds when I came to meet two people and a white, fluffly small dog. The first was a tall, cloaked guy (about two meters tall I'd say). I assumed he was either the guy who drives me to school, my father, or most probably, Billy from Adventure Time, because of his height, but I couldn't tell. The other person looked like a child, but it seemed obscured by darkness all the time, and it even vanished towards the end of the dream because of his uninportance.
Then, Billy, I and the other person started wandering around the forest, while Billy said we needed to revive someone. We started walking up a hill, and I kept asking him whom we were going to revive and why, but he kept giving cryptic answers. When we stoped walking up and the land became flat again, the forest was left behind and there was a big strangely shaped house. It seemed more like a wall or something, but it had a roof and windows, so I knew it was a house. We walked around it until this point where the house turned 90º degrees to the side and there was this arcway thing through the house, leading to the other side without going inside the home. A bright yellow light shone through the corridor, as if there were a sun on the other side.
Billy then said that an old lady would come from the corridor bringing three baskets, one at a time, and inside each basket some of the remains of the person we were going to revive. We'd need all three baskets to revive the dead, and the same person who would get the first basket would have to get all three baskets. He then started discussing with the "child" whom should do it: Billy, the child, or the dog. They discussed it until the point I got annoyed he still wasn't replying to my questions of who was going to be revived, I started walking in circles and I noticed an old lady whose features I couldn't see because the light behind her shadowed her face. She told me to get the basket, and so I did and put it on Billy's side. Then I realized what I had just done.
Billy then eerily told me now I had not only to pick up all three baskets and hand them to him, but also protect them. His dog started barking and running in circles around the basket. Walking to the front of the archway to await for the second basket, Billy told me to get rid of his dog. I told him to wait, and when the old lady came back, a snake jumped on me from the right. I swiftly punched it, and the snake fell straight down dead (or at least frozen). I looted the body (I think I got a vague blunt object, like a baseball bat or a pipe, but it could've been a shotgun) and handed it to Billy. Following it, I picked up the second basket, put it on the first basket, and kicked the dog on the corner.
The blow was probably enough to kill the dog, so I went to loot the body. Before I could get anything, though, I realized two golden eyes watched me in the darkness of the corner. The kangaroo jumped straight at my direction, and tried to hit me multiple times, failing all of those while I walked back. When I thought he'd stop, he kicked me, once with each foot and once with both, sending me to the ground. I stood up, and it tried to kick me with its left leg, but I dodge to my own left and delivered a strike to its face. While it was astonished/falling back I took hold of its head and swinged it in the air as if it were a whip.
I threw the body to Billy, because "Kangarro whips are valuable because kangaroo tails are rare", or something similar. Suddenly, from behind I was attack. I managed to dodge, but this animal was the fiercest so far. It was... A horse. The first attack, which missed, was powerful enough to shock me, and when it jumped to my side, ready to attack again, I fell to the ground while trying to think of what to do. Then the horse sunk into the ground as if it were quicksand or mud. Taking use of this Deus Ex Machina, I removed the horse's tongue with a pull and it became a metal rope or something, and handed it to Billy.
Finally, the old lady came with the last basket, and just about when she arrived, something came walking over the house. It was huge, at least three meters tall, and it looked like Heath Ledger's Joker (purple suit and all, lacking only the green hair, though I'm not sure if it was brown or what). Billy ran away, taking the baskets with him. Heck, even the old lady ran away back to the yellow light. I was the only one left, and the vampire (yes, he was a vampire it seems) said he was going to kill me.
Remembering vampires were weak to silver, thanks to that Lincoln movie, I looked for it on my person in the most probable place I'd find it: my wallet. I got hold of four coins, none which looked like they were made of silver, but in my desesperation and panic I had to try. I threw the first one at him, then tried to cut him with the second one. When I got to the third one, I noticed he was rubbing the first one on his nose. I asked if he was doing it to test if the coin was actually made out of silver, and surprisingly he said yes. I asked if he'd let me test all of my coins to see if any of them were made out of silver, so I could save myself and he also said yes.
I tested all four coins, rubbing them on his nose, to no avail. Since I had more coins on my wallet I sat down while I took them off it, and the vampire made a comment on what he thinks of life, being a vampire and all. I could hear the sadness on his voice, but he just smiled more (it wasn't a creepy smile, but it was close). I then talked about my owns opinions (I can't remember if they were real opinions or dream opinions, nor what I said at all) and finished taking out all the coins from my wallet, which now made a Poker style pile. The vampire sighed and sat over a giant black box out of nowhere, but didn't frown - rather, he sadly smiled again.
I brought the coins closer and started rubbing them on the space between his socks and pants where I could see skin, and I did that until I found a certain piece of metal. It wasn't a coin, rather pieces of what might have been once a 1mm or 1/2mm of diameter string of metal, but now crumbled apart. I remembered I got it in a dream by killing a horse, and that it felt strange to the touch, as if it emanated energy or something. Also it seems the dream retconned the other one for happening on a place where I could see a huge Jupiter in the sky (it was white, orange, and had the Big Red Spot) but wasn't space.
I turned to the vampire to use it on him, but he was standing up staring at me creepily. I asked if what I had was silver, and he said yes. He asked me if I really thought he'd let me kill him, and I answered "At first no, but then I was unsure". Kneeling, he waved his fingers strangely and said "Sorry, but... In the name of Jupiter, I'll kill you!" A pixelated brown sparkle was shot from his hand, and it zigzagged vertically while slowly coming at my direction. Then, two things happened.
Firstly, a screen appeared on the vampire's side, showing what seemed a RPG videogame written in an Alien language, and a pixelated blur was firing a pixelated light on another pixelated blur. Secondly, I said "Oh, this is funny, because" (I also got this silver with Jupiter in the background) but before I could finish, I was hit. As I was thrown backwards, the world slowed down and my vision started to glitch, pixelate, crumble, turn back and dissolve from the borders. I thought something on the sense of "Hell no", I'm not going to be tortured like this in a nightmar,e and opened my eyes to wake up.
I almost suffered a Catapult Nightmare afterwards, weren't I facing the pillow. I turned around, and started to feel Dream Paralysis, but I managed to catapult myself before it kicked in.
But I reckon dreams are just dreams... and if you happen to have a bad lucid one, your subconscious is mostly just going 'LOL too bad you chose this dream., buster', and that's it. Given that in some dreams the scariest thing is that you CAN'T move, I guess there's some crossover there into lucid dreaming. 
Shane just because I'm Asian doesn't mean I get to be Godzilla 
